The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

I'll donate 1000...in return for the current passwords to every single social media account. From all 4 of them.

Whaddya say, do wez have a DEAL?

 

[a hapless toad]

At their altitude and weather condition bears are not much of a concern. The big thing is what little I've seen of the area is not really what bears like. They need trees and foliage for cover , rocky areas with nooks and such for dens also streams and rivers with fishes. Its early enough in the season though that some bears might not be in full hunker down mode, but with those temps its unlikely. Most animals like elk will move down to around 3-4k feet when the temperature gets that cold. Their area is very much high desert, like Wyoming very windy and icy, shit get real, fast, and none of these shitbags know the first thing about the outdoors as evident by current behavior.

They're not down in Custer County anymore though. They're west of Boulder at 8000-8500' in the middle of a lovely forest with plenty of places that bears, cougars, and moose love to roam around in.

And an average of 140" of snow a year. And low temps in January are around 10F. Have fun, boys!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nederland,_Colorado#Climate

 

[TheGuntinator]

If they survive this winter, they will come out with more hair on their backs and faces than their most masculine male friends have grown in years. Nothing says "grow a beard right frickin now" like hard work in deadly cold.

 

[Ace of Clubs]

They're not down in Custer County anymore though. They're west of Boulder at 8000-8500' in the middle of a lovely forest with plenty of places that bears, cougars, and moose love to roam around in.

And an average of 140" of snow a year. And low temps in January are around 10F. Have fun, boys!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nederland,_Colorado#Climate

This is going to make great youtube video's in the future. Like that one about those 5 guys who just randomly went in to the woods together in the cold and ended up all dead.
Frozen corpses, HRT, possible bear attacks and commie leftist in fighting. Tapping Wendigoon for the first 2 hour long break down in to the mystery.
All joking aside.
Why do they put themselves through this? Is clout chasing on twitter really worth living in a tent in the middle of winter?

 

[Ghostse]

We don't but if they are freezing to death in the wilderness we get enough found footage to make a troon version of Blair Witch about their demise at the hands of a wendigo.

Brianna Wu lives in Massachusetts tho.

 

[Ninon42]

Can someone smarter than me start a death pool on these creeps?

I am taking carbon monoxide poisoning.

Spoiler: Autistic spergeing about Carbon Monoxide and the detection of.

It is hard to get a tent to seal that tight but others have done it.
Many times it comes down to "Cutting the wood small enough to fit in the stove sucks.
I will just leave the door open and prop a big ol' log in there."

That's a good way to get more smoke in the tent than up the chimney.

I would be surprised if they had a CO detector and be shocked if it had batteries and was in date.
The sensors in most CO detectors wear out in about 5 years.
The fancier ones commit suicide when that happens and just beep a code that says "I am dead. Replace me!"
The cheaper ones just keep on running even though they can no longer detect CO.

Thanks for attending my Ted talk on CO.

In the deadpool for them managing to survive the winter by coming down the mountain to grift food and shelter, but death by poisoning when Fedposter J decides to do some foraging and makes something like artemisia tea. He makes it highly concentrated for that heckin indigenous femme validation and they all get sickened from thujone.

This new kid is seriously crazy though, like he might just lose his shit and that's the end of the spinoff series. Kevin would never even notice.

 

[AssignedEva]

That's crazy, I thought Phil was on good terms with Fedposter J. Enough to offer him a sleeping bag on the floor of the spare game room at least. Maybe he realized the whole solidarity trans-sisterhood socialist LARP doesn't work and said no to the freeloaders "girlfriends".

I don't think there's any evidence that they've fallen out. But Jarrod basically got abandoned by Penny when Penny upped sticks with his polycule and fled to Tranch 3.0. Ironically it does seem they could have brought Jarrod, giving Kevin's now got a new "girlfriend", although perhaps that person lives elsewhere... but Jarrod wouldn't have been able to bring three other people, which is what he'd be wanting to do now they're all homeless together. Plus even if that was an option, I suspect Jarrod wouldn't want to kowtow to Penny and dilute his power dynamic now he's had a play of being king-of-the-castle.

If anything soured them it'd be Jarrod's anarchist friends squatting the Tranch after Penny-and-the-'cule leaving. Bonnie kept hassling Penny about some of the damage to the Tranch and Penny kept insisting they didn't do it and they didn't know the people that did it (basically throwing Jarrod under the bus for all damages).

...their demise at the hands of a wendigo.

No, no, Jen isn't with them, he's off living with Penny.

Anyway, none of them seem to have tweeted since Christmas Eve. Loseryote has retweeted a bunch but all those retweets seem to be from Christmas Eve and I don't know how to see when someone's retweeted something, just when the thing that's being retweeted was tweeted. The last non-retweet sign of life was about 10pm local time on Christmas Eve:


It's an ice encrusted tarp. I can't tell if it's a ground sheet or a tent wall, but it's confusing because Jarrod said they were having to pack up the tent to avoid it getting shredded in gales (so you'd assume they'd have packed this away? Did they try and keep the tent up after all?)

 

[FinnSven]

It's an ice encrusted tarp. I can't tell if it's a ground sheet or a tent wall, but it's confusing because Jarrod said they were having to pack up the tent to avoid it getting shredded in gales (so you'd assume they'd have packed this away? Did they try and keep the tent up after all?)

Hopefully that was just a groundsheet frozen on the ground and they are huddled together in the truck.

I am sure that would still be freezing but at least more sheltered and a higher chance of them not dying.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Hopefully that was just a groundsheet frozen on the ground and they are huddled together in the truck.

These are social media addicts with the survival skill of a dodo. They's ded.

 

[Aunt Carol]

1) They're too stupid to realize how much trouble they're likely in. People get themselves dead in national parks all the time; some people think they're in a theme park.

It's the unknown unknown; it's hard to know what it is that you don't know. Same with the Death Valley Germans, just a different climate.

And fellow troon Zinnia Jones has been posting for a literal year about the ongoing existential awakening he had... due to tipping over a kayak in a Florida state park.

He's invented his own (shitty) religion and will not shut up about his near-death and rebirth, with occasional whining about how the government should not just tell you to wear a life jacket, but tell you really seriously, because he did not truly understand until then that the physical world is real and it is possible to drown in water.

Troons, man.

 

[stupid frog]

It's the unknown unknown; it's hard to know what it is that you don't know. Same with the Death Valley Germans, just a different climate.

And fellow troon Zinnia Jones has been posting for a literal year about the ongoing existential awakening he had... due to tipping over a kayak in a Florida state park.

He's invented his own (shitty) religion and will not shut up about his near-death and rebirth, with occasional whining about how the government should not just tell you to wear a life jacket, but tell you really seriously, because he did not truly understand until then that the physical world is real and it is possible to drown in water.

Troons, man.

You can just identify as breathing air and not water to not drown. EZ GG.

 

[FinnSven]

These are social media addicts with the survival skill of a dodo. They's ded.

Well willingly cutting off your own genitalia and taking hormones which render yourself infertile is arguably even more of an evolutionary dead end than being a ground-nesting bird whose reaction to danger is to simply freeze.

At least dodos were unlikely to wander into sub zero temperatures. They seem like they would have avoided the cold.

 

[Oxyjen]

These are social media addicts with the survival skill of a dodo. They's ded.

Look at the cute kitty

 

[AnOminous]

Look at the cute kitty

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About the only one of these they do is lumber around like the loud, noisy men they are. Just that is probably going to deter most of these kitties.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Look at the cute kitty

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It's a big kitty, boys girls! I can deal with this, I know kitties!

 

[BScCollateral]

Why do they put themselves through this? Is clout chasing on twitter really worth living in a tent in the middle of winter?

Part of me kind of admires the desire to do something that isn't "Sit in a hovel and collect disability."
If only they used their power for good, and not stupid.

 

[FinnSven]

It's a big kitty, boys girls! I can deal with this, I know kitties!

If I had the money and ability to convince the authorities to look the other way, I would capture the various Tranch related Troons and cast them all as the “Trooner Park Gurls”.

It would be an even less scripted show in which I would trick the various Troons into equally farcical situations, with hired actors to keep the hilarity going.

Effectively a Trooned out Truman Show.

Perhaps Troonman Show would be a better title on reflection.

In either case, most of the tranchers and their associates are stupid and self absorbed enough to believe that some random benefactor would kindly buy them a trailer park to live in.
After their tranch misadventures, I am sure they wouldn’t grow suspicious by bizarre happenings each week. Especially if they have all the weed they can smoke.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Please be dead please be dead please be dead please be dead! The poor Alpacas need their revenge.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Dyatlov Pass incident but with troons.

Dilator Pass

 

[FatalTater]

The last non-retweet sign of life was about 10pm local time on Christmas Eve:

Are we sure that's ice? 'Cause at a glance it kinda looks like something else.