Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

That's "Aryana", her unfortunately named player character from the recent Baldur's Gate 2 playthroughs. It's another self insert A character like Anevay or Aliana. For a professional writer she's not very creative.
"Aryana?" Forget unfortunate implication, it sounds like the romaji version of "Aliana." Like, someone saying the characters name with a thick, stereotypical Japanese accent.
 
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I was gonna go to bed, but then I thought "wait let's check Lily's blog, what's the worst that could happen?".

If anyone remembers the comic from 2019 where Lily's val'kyrr character kills Steven, it has made a return.
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I know I myself have made artwork of Lily getting arrested after a domestic, but, she's an adult and it was a joke made around her writing herself to be a victim/perpetrator of sexual crimes involving an animal.

I did not draw my oc beating her up for not liking Dark Souls. People don't read that comic as a joke because of how seriously she took that SU review, and how defensive she got over criticisms made towards it.

There's the difference, one of us is in on the joke.
 
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I know I myself have made artwork of Lily getting arrested after a domestic, but, she's an adult and it was a joke made around her writing herself to be a victim/perpetrator of sexual crimes involving an animal.

I did not draw my oc beating her up for not liking Dark Souls. People don't read that comic as a joke because of how seriously she took that SU review, and how defensive she got over criticisms made towards it.

There's the difference, one of us is in on the joke.
That last post is something else. "I find this fictional child annoying, it's OK for you to commission them being murdered for being pacifistic". It's whatever, you don't have to like any character you find obnoxious, but there's limits towards that hate before it paints you in a weird light.
 

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Imoen - A Baldur's Gate Video Essay​

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One Hour after posting:
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Lily it’s only been an hour. Calm yourself.
 
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Imoen - A Baldur's Gate Video Essay​

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Lily it’s only been an hour. Calm yourself.
This is really a bad attitude to have about a passion project. It's the product that she should be concerned about, not how well it's doing. Cause she's still making money on patreon. I think when she said "I hope this video reaches more than five people" she was saying "I hope I get more than five new patrons out of this".

Anyway
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everyone: starts clapping.
This is getting stupid.

All the gossip blogs keep retiring because Lily never changes. She'll probably outlast Courtney for all I know. If anyone has anything bad to say about Lily Orchard, it's because they hate her because she's Lily Orchard. But, silver lining, her never changing means she never improves, so her channel is circling the drain.

Stream recaps coming soon, soon as Devil records the most recent youtube one.
 
This is really a bad attitude to have about a passion project. It's the product that she should be concerned about, not how well it's doing. Cause she's still making money on patreon. I think when she said "I hope this video reaches more than five people" she was saying "I hope I get more than five new patrons out of this".

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everyone: starts clapping.
This is getting stupid.

All the gossip blogs keep retiring because Lily never changes. She'll probably outlast Courtney for all I know. If anyone has anything bad to say about Lily Orchard, it's because they hate her because she's Lily Orchard. But, silver lining, her never changing means she never improves, so her channel is circling the drain.

Stream recaps coming soon, soon as Devil records the most recent youtube one.

the reason why living in subsizided housing is bad its because its a wake up call that youre not doing finantially well

there are several reasons why that might happen and being poor doesnt make you a bad person. the statement "YOU DO NOT EARN ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD" is value neutral

this is extra important because lily plans to bring her wife into her home and sustain her. even if this isnt subzided housing, she cant afford to do that

lily cant afford to retire, raise children or pets, move to better housing, go on vacation or afford any of that with another person. lily, run some ads for christ's sake
 
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gross Lily.
...oh dear.
Gentle point of order:
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She had to delete something tanking her channel into the dirt. This is just bad timing and will return to her usual middling metrics in a few videos, if she can bothered to do anything after this botch.

She doesn't fucking care enough to set aside the money to sponsor Mikaila. She doesn't fucking care enough to get an actual, stable income in order to prove she can support Mikaila. She doesn't fucking care enough that when Mikaila's in town they go down to the courts to sign the paperwork that Lily alleged was the 'actual problem'. She doesn't fucking care enough to buy herself a plane ticket and go visit Mikaila on their wedding anniversary. As far as I've been able to tell, Lily doesn't fucking care enough to ever fly down to visit Mikaila, Mikaila always has to be the one to fly up to Lily. Mikaila has to disrupt her life and take time off from a job she can't do remotely to go visit somebody whose entire life is sitting on her fat ass making videos for the internet from a literal basement.
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Lily treats her loved ones as things.

Canada allows people to stay on a visitors visa for up to six months. If Mikaila wanted she could be there right now, skirting that rule to its edge, going back to the states every six months to save up money at a retail job and do it again the next year. She pays rent to one of her divorced parents, as we know from Mikay's dox so its not as if she's leaving a unit behind in Rochester NY.

There's something up.

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But boy howdy can she sure build you a computer! That's how she shows affection.

ETA: Zena and Poppy are back explaining how the Peets ruined their lives over nothing.
this stream self destructs in 72 hours.
 
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She is still deleting things. Streams or clop drawers podcasts would be my guess given the numbers.
An Update on Mikay's Immigration: It's in the Background Check Phase.
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Raised $2500 USD.
  • $1100 CAD went to the cost of filing the paperwork
  • Another $400 USD went to the cost of a medical examination.
  • Another $100 USD went to biometrics.
  • $900 is left for the sake of any other costs that might come up. Like moving or having documents issued.
Again they could be together all they wanted on a visitor's visa. 6 months at a stretch. Mikay just couldn't work.
Mikay will need to work. The province will not let her in if she wouldn't be able to work enough to support herself.
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Britt was never your ex. Are you still angry about this?
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Your narrative is getting too out there, Lilz. Pull it back or no one will understand you.
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Lily’s version of events. She give Cameron all the graces in the world. We know or at least suspect he was taken out of the house for violence. But Lily likes to soften anything to do with Cameron.
Lily may have even did minor video editing for him. Before the business burnt itself to the ground for not being certified.
Lily is better than this slap dash job. But I know that font.

His new venture with Pokémon card selling, which the man does out of his home seems to be stable.

He has opinions. Just like everyone does.
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But the rest of Courtney's garbage? The rest of how she treated me when we were children? That anger has always been directed toward our parents. Any time I've mentioned Courtney in the past, I always put the blame for her behaviour on our mother. Our mother taught Courtney that starting fights with people was "not taking anyone's shit." She taught Courtney that being a bully was a virtue.
Those "lessons" got Courtney beaten up a lot. By other kids at school. By me.
nice flex, Lily. Too bad you were a thin nothing of a thing incapable of throwing a punch. Courtney was a large kid, larger than you.
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She's adding to her own tag, trying to let her narrative wash over people's receipts. When random people know you as That weirdo who molested her sister, you need some narrative control outside of your bubble.
 
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nice flex, Lily. Too bad you were a thin nothing of a thing incapable of throwing a punch. Courtney was a large kid, larger than you.
i cant believe that lily, the poster child of "dont take shit from people, punch whoever disagrees with you" is talking all this shit

she literally cut off a friendship because of fucking wow headcanons


so youre going to make a public video correcting all the misinformation on your yt channel abour cycle of abuse not being a thing

right?

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Again they could be together all they wanted on a visitor's visa. 6 months at a stretch. Mikay just couldn't work.

It's remarkable that she got this ask right after I brought up the obvious bullshit about what she's doing with the money and Mikaila's application. It's even more remarkable that she was civil in answering this question, as she has had people ask it before she she's told them to STFU how DARE they ask if the money they donated for a specific cause is going to that specific cause.

I had a quick look at the marriage visa again. I'm obviously no expert but it looks like the average processing time is six to twelve months... and you can stay in the country while you are being processed. Even discounting the visitor's visa, there's zero reason Mikaila couldn't be living with Lily while waiting for citizenship.
 
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Even discounting the visitor's visa, there's zero reason Mikaila couldn't be living with Lily while waiting for citizenship.
#freemikaila
I have no love for either of them, but... Christ the way she treats Mikaila is just sad to me. Lily won't even get off her fat ass to visit her.

Mikaila does everything for Lily, but she won't do anything that involves effort for Mikaila.
 
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I have no love for either of them, but... Christ the way she treats Mikaila is just sad to me. Lily won't even get off her fat ass to visit her.

Mikaila does everything for Lily, but she won't do anything that involves effort for Mikaila.
The most tragic part is that Mikaila has work and a family she actually likes to be around with. She can't actually just up and leave because of that. Liliana could though. She could even work comfortably from Mikaila's place and make videos there.
 
She could even work comfortably from Mikaila's place and make videos there.
I don’t think she could. Mikay is living with her parent and brother Alexei in a two bedroom.

The Dewey Ave apartment in Rochester wouldn't be a good fit for our girl to work remotely. Yes she could physically do it, but not without bringing her patreon money with her into that home. She would be a strain on everyone with her constant noises and habits they aren’t accustomed to.
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Lily has set things in motion where the only upward momentum is with her alone in the Dartmouth Unit. The computer she sent her wasn’t great but that’s already been burnt through on its last legs, and the wife is struggling to find a new one.
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Keeping Lily in the art flow she’s accustomed to must be hard.
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Meanwhile the tower she built for Mikay sits unused in Dartmouth.

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I wish her all the best.

In other news, the PR war for her fans very souls (and patreon dollars) continues:
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Lily can use this as a badge of growth all she wants, but it’s clear why she made this change. It wasn’t that she woke up to the idea, or that she got caught. Lily vs AnimeChristy proves she’ll just dig in her heels in that regard.

It was hbomb, a cis man she perceives as an authority figure showing her in no uncertain terms that if she does what she’s always done in her videos she could be the next James Somerton. It’s not like she wasn’t told years ago to cut that shit off it’s just no one made an hbomberguy video about it.

Embarrassing Lily is the only way to prompt any sort of change.
 
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This year I decided to draw up a christmas card for the thread, based on the cease-fires of WW1. Cept it's way more unrealistic cause it's Lily and Courtney.
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We have spent a year watching two siblings at each other's throats, and neither are better for it. They did it this year, they will be doing it next year. It makes me sad that they can't find solidarity having shared an awful upbringing, and instead choose to take it out on each other. They'll probably never reconcile and will remain a broken family for many christmases to come.

But, it also makes me thankful for the things I've got, and honestly I think that is the point of a lolcow. I hope you fellas are happy with what you've got, even the small stuff.

🎄🎄Merry Christmas Kiwis, both present and absent. And Merry Christmas Lily and Mikaila!🎄🎄
(Who knows, maybe they'll turn it around in 2024.)
 
Can we all just appreciate Shifty's art for a moment?

This war has been a long one. Very few laughs were had but making Lily be the one to have the central powers bent with that German pickelhaube helmet was just inspired and got a laugh out of me.
You cheeky boi. :drink:
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Here's hope for peace in the new year.
Hug your loved ones close, vultures. Remember, no matter how hard things are this holiday season, take heart in the knowledge that you don't have to write an unprompted dissertation on 'if you can't sue me its not a crime worth talking about'.

While your sibling talks about how they'd rather gas chamber themselves in the shower rather than stay in the same house as their alledged abusers:
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Выходила, песню заводила Про Гардевойр. Про того, которого любила, Про того, чьи письма берегла.
И бойцу на дальнем пограничье От Лили передай привет.:feels:


In other news its good to see Lily and Mikay laughing over a game of Portal 2.


considering Mikay's new meds aren't agreeing with her.
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