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Hannahwatch update: as predicted, Becky's doctors aren't going to risk litigation from this nutso lady who wears dresses to their office and wants to be called he/they. They'll induce and at the first sign of slow progression they'll say the decels are lasting too long and they need to do a c-section right away. Cue Becky talking about how her labor and birth was the most dangerous and traumatic ever, how sure she was that they'd lose Hannah, and how hearing her cry was the most beautiful sound in the world but that the treatment she received at the hands of the medical establishment will traumatize her forever.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
"I'm in too much pain to do more than game & order Chinese food."

Oh god, she's going to need more bed rest!
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the cucks are going to have to engineer some break-through bed-rest inception where they place the couch she's sprawled on onto a bed and then put that bed atop a gigantic second couch
 
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Optimistic to assume she’ll be able to seduce anyone other than Jake.
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Of the many things I've learned from the internet, one is that there is absolutely no woman who is too fucked up for even one man to simp for her. Though it would be fucking hilarious if the 'new man' was PunningPundit, he of the pregnancy fetish and previous repeated raper of Becky.

Diana Moon Glampers said:
She knows what's really important about the birth, though.

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This is my favourite kind of Becky tweet. The top version of this, the tweet that should be pinned, is her posting about how Jackson was telling her about upcoming Disneyland rides to try and keep her from killing herself. It's the category of 'Becky thinks this behaviour is cute/quirky/relatable, but she's fucked it.' This is another one, where she thinks tweeting about getting her hair dyed for the photos is a cute, self-deprecating comment - a 'teehee just girl things'-style moment.

Instead, though, it just shows her priorities. They didn't do any of the birthing stuff, she can't get out of bed for Christmas, she's too tired and sick to do absolutely anything around the house, but her hair? Has to be carefully scheduled and maintained. If she'd known what a vapid, no-depth, dead-souled basic bitch this revealed her to be, she would never have posted it. She's joking about it, but it really is her #priorities - her, and her alone, even over this allegedly wanted child.

I wonder what the reaction would be if you posted a selection of her tweets at r/raisedbynarcissists. They're mostly LARPers there, often the narcissists themselves, but if her name was redacted I don't think they'd take kindly to her attitude.
 
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This is my favourite kind of Becky tweet. The top version of this, the tweet that should be pinned, is her posting about how Jackson was telling her about upcoming Disneyland rides to try and keep her from killing herself. It's the category of 'Becky thinks this behaviour is cute/quirky/relatable, but she's fucked it.' This is another one, where she thinks tweeting about getting her hair dyed for the photos is a cute, self-deprecating comment - a 'teehee just girl things'-style moment.

Instead, though, it just shows her priorities. They didn't do any of the birthing stuff, she can't get out of bed for Christmas, she's too tired and sick to do absolutely anything around the house, but her hair? Has to be carefully scheduled and maintained. If she'd known what a vapid, no-depth, dead-souled basic bitch this revealed her to be, she would never have posted it. She's joking about it, but it really is her #priorities - her, and her alone, even over this allegedly wanted child.

I wonder what the reaction would be if you posted a selection of her tweets at r/raisedbynarcissists. They're mostly LARPers there, often the narcissists themselves, but if her name was redacted I don't think they'd take kindly to her attitude.
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Not to mention the concept of "I want to make sure my hair looks good in my pregnancy photos" is so obviously how a man would think about the situation.
 
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Becky, days from giving birth, takes a moment to make sure we all know that Hannah will need to listen to her mother's boyfriends beat her mother to the point of tears:

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It's fine, guys! I'm sure she'll just make sure that by age 2 or 3 Hannah has been truly "consent educated" and knows that it's just mommy's kink. Little girls would never model their own relationships on their mom's relationships, so I'm sure this will be fine. Hannah should know that sometimes beating you is just the way men express their love and try to help you feel your feelings.

Also, sounds like the new boyfriend is in the doghouse for talking to his other girlfriend about the depraved shit Becky let him do to her. Hey Becky's metamour, if you're quietly reading this thread in incognito mode and laughing your ass off, come drop us some deets sometime. We'd all love to perform icepick lobotomies on ourselves to erase our newfound knowledge of Becky's preferred pet names and costumes for sadomasochistic sex games.

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(And the funniest part is that literal days ago she was tee-heeing about how she'd told Jackson all these details about the crazy sex she had in their house.)
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Also, sounds like the new boyfriend is in the doghouse for talking to his other girlfriend about the depraved shit Becky let him do to her. Hey Becky's metamour, if you're quietly reading this thread in incognito mode and laughing your ass off, come drop us some deets sometime. We'd all love to perform icepick lobotomies on ourselves to erase our newfound knowledge of Becky's preferred pet names and costumes for sadomasochistic sex games.

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(And the funniest part is that literal days ago she was tee-heeing about how she'd told Jackson all these details about the crazy sex she had in their house.)
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She’s just embarrassed because he spent two hours fucking the wrong fold.
 
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Not to mention the concept of "I want to make sure my hair looks good in my pregnancy photos" is so obviously how a man would think about the situation.
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Not just her hair: "so I look good in the photos"

She seems not to have grasped the labor part of "labor" yet. Oh well, it means she can screech about how abusive it was to take pictures of her later.
 
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Because three adults, two without jobs, aren't enough to take care of a single full-term newborn, Becky invites her abusive misgendering deadnaming parents for several weeks of pampering her and the baby, then is offended when they reduce their obligation.

They probably realized that the longer they stay, the more Becky will tweet that they're abusers who should never see Hannah again.
 
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Hannahwatch update: "only one" of the cucks gets parental leave, and Becky is jobless. She conveniently leaves out that the reason her other cuck doesn't get any parental leave is that he is also unemployed. Truly a master of the technicality, that Becky. Did you know that she's disabled and will need unspecified help for weeks after birth? Also, she's a "momma" now? I'd love to see the hospital trying to tiptoe around this bitch's whims. He/him pronouns but always "momma," or else that patient survey is going to bring down the averages for the whole month.

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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Hannahwatch update: "only one" of the cucks gets parental leave, and Becky is jobless. She conveniently leaves out that the reason her other cuck doesn't get any parental leave is that he is also unemployed. Truly a master of the technicality, that Becky. Did you know that she's disabled and will need unspecified help for weeks after birth? Also, she's a "momma" now? I'd love to see the hospital trying to tiptoe around this bitch's whims. He/him pronouns but always "momma," or else that patient survey is going to bring down the averages for the whole month.

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Two weeks leave is actual dogshit.

A fucking barista gets six weeks from Starbucks. Like why the fuck would you not just work there if you're planning on having a kid, unless you're getting some huge unemployment benefit. I don't recall Jackson's Disney job paying drastically more than he'd be making working retail.
 
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lindsayfan said:
damn becky is really going all out in the countdown to baby Xiomara's arrival. ebegging from her $2million mcmansion, soliciting dick despite having two "husbands"... she should demand a water birth in one of the fountains at disney world
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I like how she's trying to induce a premature birth too.

Anyone who thinks this evil cunt isn't going to munch the fuck out of this kid is living in a fool's paradise.
 
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