StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Night Crawler]

Night Crawler is mentally ill (not a cheap insult, actually read his post history and you can see something's seriously wrong, he replies to every thread as if it was a personal question to him. It's fucking bizarre) and projects everything that has happened in his life onto others.

So for example, everyone is on "risperadol" (as he was prescribed it), everyone lives with their parents (as he obviously lives with a parent or has a roommate in his late 30s), there are no jobs available (because he's unemployable), etc.

What's wrong faggot? Did your mommy not give you your Risperdal again? That autism induced irritability is a bitch isn't? Now fuck off and go touch some grass you fucking loser. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

@Night Crawler I assume you are referring to this post.
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That's the one I'm talking about. That's not the words of a woman who enjoys being used as a cum dumpster.

this is true for normal guys, but not for celebrities. money+fame+status overrides any problems related to being a shy awkward introvert.


that would be a gigantic waste of public resources. these tests aren't cheap or easy to do, they need to be done by trained specialists in a high tech biochem laboratory.
but individually, there really is no reason not to get one done if you can afford it. if your woman gets offended or angry at the idea, that itself is a major red flag, cause that's how an adulteress who has something to hide would react.
in some places feminists managed to ban these tests entirely, so if you're lucky enough to not be subject to such oppression, definitely do consider it.

Styx isn't really a celebrity. Just terminally online weirdo who happens to have a knack for political analysis.

Can't he just take a sample for a kid for a paternity test and go to a hospital? You can even say " Oh I met this guy maybe he is my cousin check it for me".

paternity tests are expensive. I think the cheapest I have heard is about $1,000. They are usually done by private labs. I don't think you can walk into a hospital and demand one. It's not like getting blood work done in a lab.

No. In most Western countries you need the full consent of all involved parties to obtain a legally binding result. That is, is your aim is to avoid any child support or whatever.
This is why so many women deny their consent to their child being tested during custody or paternity battles... The result can only ever be negative for then and they hold gatekeeping powers over kids being tested in the first place.

That said, if you are just curious if the kid is really yours, and you don't intend to use the result in a court case, then you may find a multitude of services online who will do paternity tests for money, no questions asked.

If you really have suspicions, you shouldn't put your name on the birth certificate anyway until you get a test done.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

paternity tests are expensive. I think the cheapest I have heard is about $1,000. They are usually done by private labs. I don't think you can walk into a hospital and demand one. It's not like getting blood work done in a lab.

If you just want to know personally, mail in paternity tests are only $130-$200 according to this website.

https://dnacenter.com/blog/how-much-does-a-paternity-test-cost/

A home DNA paternity test (for personal knowledge and peace of mind only) costs $130 to $200. A legal DNA paternity test (with court-admissible results) for child support, child visitation, and immigration, typically costs $300 to $500, and includes professional DNA collection. A non-invasive prenatal paternity test (testing before the baby is born) is $1,500 to $2,000.

For legal issues, something admissible in court is much more expensive. But once you enter the legal arena, $1000 is chump change compared to all of the other money you will be shelling out. No one is going to shell out the big bucks unless they already know that there are big issues at play.

 

[Schizofriend]

Not that I think anyone here was going off the deep end on the eye surgery, but Liz just confirmed that this was a planned surgery. @a tightly chenched butt's best guess is probably right.


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We can all sigh in relief knowing that Styx did not sacrifice his child's eye as the price for renewing his contract with the demon Stolas. It is just one of the perky side affects of familiarizing yourself with demons. Circular head twists and floating beds in 5... 4... 3...

I am still holding out hope for a Munchkins by Proxy dark story arc some day.

Styx actually getting possessed by demons would make for a great thread. At that point, he'd almost be able to rival Chris!

 

[daymson]

Did Destiny fuck Styx's wife? Both broke up around the same time, no?

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

If you really have suspicions, you shouldn't put your name on the birth certificate anyway until you get a test done.

If you are married to the woman in question or were married within a certain amount of time prior to the birth, it doesn't matter if you don't put your name on the birth certificate; in most jurisdictions, you are considered the father by default, as far as the state is concerned, and will have to get a test to prove or disprove paternity, especially if you don't want to be on the hook for things like child support.

 

[DumbDude43]

Styx isn't really a celebrity. Just terminally online weirdo who happens to have a knack for political analysis.

the guy has half a million subs on youtube, he shits out multiple videos every single day and they all get tens of thousands of views

 

[DDR Yoga]

A knack for political analysis? He has a knack for making boomers think he has a knack for political analysis.

He's similar to Destiny in many ways. Both men use their high verbal IQ to promote a worldview that allows them to take drugs, shag around and not get banned from the grift train. They've both abandoned their kid too.

 

[frozen_runner]

Styx is, at long last, now approaching lolcow status in my estimation. In a recent video, he pronounced "kayfabe" as "kay-fob-bey"

 

[Night Crawler]

I did a google for Styxhexenhammer divorce and found this thread on Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/styxhexenhammer666/comments/18jy7k8/why_is_styx_back_all_of_a_sudden/

Reading through some of the replies I saw one that said Styx never met his wife in person till they go married. The only contact he had with her was through skype and Zoom. It was internet only and he flew over to Europe and then announced a little while later they were getting married. This is just some randos post online so it shouldn't be taken as 100% fact. But if the whole relationship did happen as this person said then it kind of backs up what I said before. That they never met each other IRL and they just found out that they really don't like each other that much. Like I said a lot of stuff is lost over the internet. It would be a really bad idea on Styx's part. This also isn't the behavior of someone that is some kind of ladies man that goes around screwing women. The same can be said for his wife. Falling so hard for someone you met online basically a complete stranger is the behavior of really lonely people. People that don't have much experience dealing with people of the opposite sex. In simpler terms people who aren't getting any action. They are so desperate for sex and love that they do this kind of dumb shit.

If things really did go that way it was a huge fuck up on his and her part. He should never have moved that quickly. People usually live together for a few years before they decide to have a kid or get married. Marriage rates in the Western world are pretty low anyway. But if you are going to do it you don't want to move that fast. This was a real rookie mistake. Like amateur hour shit.

Imagine your marriage falling apart right before Christmas. Holy shit. It would also explain why he is so calm about it. It's probably something they both agreed with. They found out they weren't really compatible.

this is true for normal guys, but not for celebrities. money+fame+status overrides any problems related to being a shy awkward introvert.


that would be a gigantic waste of public resources. these tests aren't cheap or easy to do, they need to be done by trained specialists in a high tech biochem laboratory.
but individually, there really is no reason not to get one done if you can afford it. if your woman gets offended or angry at the idea, that itself is a major red flag, cause that's how an adulteress who has something to hide would react.
in some places feminists managed to ban these tests entirely, so if you're lucky enough to not be subject to such oppression, definitely do consider it.

But styx isn't really a celebrity. He is a minor e-celebrity at best. If I was going to think of a real internet celebrity someone like Pewdiepie comes to mind. Not really Styxhexenhammer666.

If you just want to know personally, mail in paternity tests are only $130-$200 according to this website.

https://dnacenter.com/blog/how-much-does-a-paternity-test-cost/

For legal issues, something admissible in court is much more expensive. But once you enter the legal arena, $1000 is chump change compared to all of the other money you will be shelling out. No one is going to shell out the big bucks unless they already know that there are big issues at play.

My information and knowledge of them is pretty old. I guess they prices came down over time. I know they used to be super fucking expensive.

Explain blacks then. They're the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet and they vote like 90% democrat. Any party that blacks vote for, the other party is better and a more intelligent choice by default.

Niggers voting for democrats is a generational thing. Plus democrats just pander to them better. If republicans promised them a bunch of free stuff and went along with their retarded nigger shit they could get the nigger vote. Republicans can't even get enough white people to vote for them to win an election.

the guy has half a million subs on youtube, he shits out multiple videos every single day and they all get tens of thousands of views

He still isn't an actual celebrity. Like I said, minor internet celebrity at best. One with a failed marriage under his belt.

A knack for political analysis? He has a knack for making boomers think he has a knack for political analysis.

He's similar to Destiny in many ways. Both men use their high verbal IQ to promote a worldview that allows them to take drugs, shag around and not get banned from the grift train. They've both abandoned their kid too.

I wouldn't say some Boomer. More like normie tier. Yes, Styx covers normie politics and he is good as analyzing them.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

We can all sigh in relief knowing that Styx did not sacrifice his child's eye as the price for renewing his contract with the demon Stolas.

The fact he is at such a deep end, this sounds like a believable possibility to begin with. If didn't start his own business and moved out of his parents' after college. He would be skinny Chris-Chan or Randy Stair 2.0 with less transgenderism. Maybe?

He's similar to Destiny in many ways. Both men use their high verbal IQ to promote a worldview that allows them to take drugs, shag around and not get banned from the grift train. They've both abandoned their kid too.

It’s odd. His friend Razorfist is kinda like the reverse movie bob. Is there someone who reverse Linkara? Maybe Razorfist too, except he actually sells books, while Linkara will always be overshadowed by Lightbringer.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I noticed that Styx has begun putting weapons on his table for his vids. For a bit, he only had a knife.

Now he has added a gun.

The knife is either a Buck 119 (pictured below) or a 105 (shorter blade version of the 119), but it's hard to tell without knowing his height. Presuming he's 6 foot tall, that would be a 119. If he's closer to manlet size, probably a 105. Not the best knife out there, but a solid enough workhorse for moderate bushcraft and general hunting and fucking around. Unfortunately, Buck is not what it used to be. The pommel and guard are aluminum and the steel is fairly meh. There are much better knives out there, but you'll pay a higher price. The 119 isn't bad, but it's not hardcore, either, and when I got mine I had to do some serious sharpening and honing to get it decently sharp. Even then, the steel is prone to chipping and it doesn't hold its edge anywhere as good as you would want a serious bushcraft knife to be capable of.

His pistol looks like a Glock 43, but hard to really tell from the angle and shitty picture quality. I'm guessing a G43 because they're very popular, prevalent and cheap. Also, Styx doesn't strike me as a subcompact 45 kind of guy, given his weird belief that a 22 is good enough for self defense. (it's not, get a 9mm at least)

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Part of Styx's "fuck yeah guns" might have to do with being back in the US. But the gun waiving and display really came across prominently as a reaction to I-was-assaulted-by-a-drug-dealer-and-fled-the-continent-and-I-will-totally-send-the-mafia-after-you.

I don't know if Styx really thought that a "drug dealer"/"connection" of Elisabeth's would really fly over to the US to beat the shit out of him. Maybe it was a scaredy pants reaction to being assaulted and threatened by Elisabeth's "connection."

But at the end of the day, Styx doesn't stand a chance in a fist fight. Guns are a the great equalizer. Especially in the good old property rights USA with an aggressor coming after you.

If nothing else, the gun threats probably made Styx feel much better after being completely emasculated in the Netherlands.

I am not sure where the whole tarded I-will-send-the-mafia-after-you, thing came from. Pure bullshit. Maybe the "drug dealer" threatened that he had connections that he could get to come after him in the US. Both likely bullshit claims with low probability of being true. Styx's Mafia claims was probably meant to be a counter threat to equalize the playing field. Both parties know of suspect the other's claims are bullshit. But that last 5% of doubt and risk of being wrong changes behavior.

The hyper-threat approach seems to be similar to what Trump did to Putin and other countries of bombing the shit out of them if they pulled any shit like invading the Ukraine. Putin knew that Trump was probably full of shit at the threat of an over the top reaction. But there is that last 5% of doubt that made invading the Ukraine not worth the risk.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Part of Styx's "fuck yeah guns" might have to do with being back in the US. But the gun waiving and display really came across prominently as a reaction to I-was-assaulted-by-a-drug-dealer-and-fled-the-continent-and-I-will-totally-send-the-mafia-after-you.

I don't know if Styx really thought that a "drug dealer"/"connection" of Elisabeth's would really fly over to the US to beat the shit out of him. Maybe it was a scaredy pants reaction to being assaulted and threatened by Elisabeth's "connection."

But at the end of the day, Styx doesn't stand a chance in a fist fight. Guns are a the great equalizer. Especially in the good old property rights USA with an aggressor coming after you.

If nothing else, the gun threats probably made Styx feel much better after being completely emasculated in the Netherlands.

I am not sure where the whole tarded I-will-send-the-mafia-after-you, thing came from. Pure bullshit. Maybe the "drug dealer" threatened that he had connections that he could get to come after him in the US. Both likely bullshit claims with low probability of being true. Styx's Mafia claims was probably meant to be a counter threat to equalize the playing field. Both parties know of suspect the other's claims are bullshit. But that last 5% of doubt and risk of being wrong changes behavior.

The hyper-threat approach seems to be similar to what Trump did to Putin and other countries of bombing the shit out of them if they pulled any shit like invading the Ukraine. Putin knew that Trump was probably full of shit at the threat of an over the top reaction. But there is that last 5% of doubt that made invading the Ukraine not worth the risk.

I don't have a long track record of perusing Styx's content, but over the past 3 years I've occasionally watched his shit, he is pro guns and has owned some, mostly plinkers, aka: 22. The reason I watch his shit is because he generally does 6-10 min segments on issues, mostly fact dense with minimal commentary. That's started to stray in the past few weeks, though, and he's doing the Tim Pool ramble shit and going off on tangents. BTW, someone needs to tell Tim to go to a speech therapist to stop smacking his lips all the fucking time, trust me it helps to ask for help from autistic weirdos that know way too much about vocalization.

IMO, G43 sucks for subcomp 9 pistol. S&W has their M&P 9 line that holds 7 with flush mag and 8 with ~1" extended butt magazine alternative. All depends on an individual's body frame for what EDC is best, so maybe doing a G43 is because he is short. I did a quick google search (always refer to web searches as "google searches" to erode their trademark) and found baseless claims of 5'8" as his height. Seeing him on Timcast will be good bc we can compare his height based on fixed objects.

Not to knock short dudes and ladies, but if you have someone 5'8" then good luck doing an AIWB of a Glock 17. You need a shorter barrel and magwell properly conceal.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

A statement from what appears to be a mostly unused empty throw away account that existed as of May 2023 (so before this drama), that Elisabeth had a boyfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbFiWjARZI&lc=Ugx2RucqMvxoWHyfOcl4AaABAg.9yNxAIw3Lwo9ylMGtUyAZn

https://archive.ph/wip/hiZ18

No word as to if this person actually knows something or is speculating like the rest of us.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

There was apparently a failed SWATting attempt against him just a few hours after he made a video shitting on the practice

 

[Astro Loafo]

I do enjoy Styx. But I only really watch him for the same reason I watch Alex. Get a real feel of what's going on. You know just get a nice briefing of current events people are crying about. See if it's really something to worry about. But I'm not really into styx's philosophical stuff. Not as well thought out as he thinks it is. But most of content isn't that bad.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

As of 4 years ago, alimony in the Netherlands was limited to 1,000 Euros per month, over 5 years.

I don't know how much child support would work out to.

All you need to get a divorce in the Netherlands is to state that it isn't working.

Styx & Liz could opt for a single lawyer mediated easy divorce. It could even be done in a weekend if they want.

https://dutchreview.com/expat/financial/seeking-a-divorce-in-the-netherlands/

They could also opt for a separation that can ease into a divorce after 3 years.

Divorce is reportedly more easy going in the Netherlands than in the US. Of course international divorces are much more complicated.

 

[Orson Hornbeam]

A statement from what appears to be a mostly unused empty throw away account that existed as of May 2023 (so before this drama), that Elisabeth had a boyfriend.

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No word as to if this person actually knows something or is speculating like the rest of us.

I saw that comment too, there was another longer one after that claiming something like the BF was the aforementioned drug dealer, and Elisabeth asked him to threaten Styx so he would leave. Probably also speculation.

 

[BananaGator]

There was apparently a failed SWATting attempt against him just a few hours after he made a video shitting on the practice

I learned today he doesn't even know how to pronounce Posobiec.

But at least it sounds like the Vermont police handled it well. Wonder if he'll actually follow through and get an investigation going.

 

[DDR Yoga]

I still can't believe one of his groupies dropped in a fortnight ago and you retards scared her away without asking any good questions. Not even a rudimentry sexual performance review.