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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The one who was bitching about his vape mentioned blood all over his arm with no explanation as to why, so he’s probably cutting himself… Given that their tweets have next to zero engagement, especially their sad homeless seizure tweets, it’s practically guaranteed that we’d be the first and only ones to know they’re dead out there.

So kiwis, who is calling law enforcement to scrape their bodies off the ice?
 
The one who was bitching about his vape mentioned blood all over his arm with no explanation as to why, so he’s probably cutting himself… Given that their tweets have next to zero engagement, especially their sad homeless seizure tweets, it’s practically guaranteed that we’d be the first and only ones to know they’re dead out there.

So kiwis, who is calling law enforcement to scrape their bodies off the ice?
If they die up there I’ll try and find em this summer.
Jk I don’t give a shit.

They are insane for trying to camp up there, but I also don’t think they are the only ones roughing it. That campground is a shithole filled with homeless in the summer months.
 
If they die up there I’ll try and find em this summer.
Jk I don’t give a shit.

They are insane for trying to camp up there, but I also don’t think they are the only ones roughing it. That campground is a shithole filled with homeless in the summer months.

Even in the winter months?

I am probably being woefully naive and European here, but don’t the powers that be even let them camp nearer a town when it gets dangerously cold?
 
One of the Donner party troons exhibited some Twitter activity since the last time I checked, liking a tweet as of 14 hours ago.


The others still show no sign of Twitter activity. So they're likely not dead just yet.

Why does it prove that they are not dead if there is no Twitter activity? Maybe they died 12 hours ago?
 
Even in the winter months?

I am probably being woefully naive and European here, but don’t the powers that be even let them camp nearer a town when it gets dangerously cold?

Tons of Coloradans go winter camping and hiking, but they have the proper gear. A lot of people have RV’s, they have hookups at a lot of the campgrounds up there and it hasn’t been a terribly cold or snowy winter so far. (These last 2 days haven’t gotten above freezing though)


Nederland doesn’t have much as it’s a tiny town, but I’m sure tent camping closer would be a better idea, they are pretty deep in. It would be easier to be in a tent in boulder IMO. At least they have warming centers open when it gets brutal outside.
 
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They're not down in Custer County anymore though. They're west of Boulder at 8000-8500' in the middle of a lovely forest with plenty of places that bears, cougars, and moose love to roam around in.

And an average of 140" of snow a year. And low temps in January are around 10F. Have fun, boys!

The wildlife is by far the least of their concern. They're a group of loud, smelly humans with a bunch of equally smelly mechanical equipment who are largely huddling about in their shitty camp. Moose and mountain lions will leave them alone, and only the most desperate or dangerously complacent black bears would start proactively investigating. Their biggest problem, their only problem, is the cold.

It's both much easier and much harder than people think to freeze to death. If they have plenty of food, dry winter clothing, and shelter, they can stay alive indefinitely in conditions even worse than these. Especially if they have even a small heat source. Even in severe conditions, frostbite of soft tissue like the tip of the nose, the earlobes, even a finger or two, is a painful, horrifying, tragic, but very very survivable consequence of the cold. Even with very crude, pre-modern medicine, frostbite is manageable.

On the other hand, if they're left exposed outside, or in wet clothing...look, once your core temperature starts dropping, death can be very quick. Once that drops down to below 95 F, you've got a couple of hours. Not endless days of shivering, but a few short hours before your consciousness fades and you go stiff. And how long does it take to get your core down to 95? In 10 F weather (that's about -12 or -13 C in foreign units), with wet or insufficient clothing?

It can take as little as 15 minutes.
 
Nederland doesn’t have much as it’s a tiny town, but I’m sure tent camping closer would be a better idea, they are pretty deep in. It would be easier to be in a tent in boulder IMO. At least they have warming centers open when it gets brutal outside.
If they're already hypothermic and their tent gets blown down and can't be put back up, they get wet, etc. it can be lights out in a matter of minutes. These fools have no idea what they're doing.
Not endless days of shivering, but a few short hours before your consciousness fades and you go stiff. And how long does it take to get your core down to 95? In 10 F weather (that's about -12 or -13 C in foreign units), with wet or insufficient clothing?
Also your mind is more or less obliterated by that. Any ability to plan (and if these clowns had any such ability they wouldn't even be out there) is out the window.
 
Why does it prove that they are not dead if there is no Twitter activity? Maybe they died 12 hours ago?
I assume naturally that if the others froze to death, then the remaining one wouldn't merely be liking tranny anime shit on twitter. Maybe that's a bad assumption, but it takes an extreme amount of inhumanity, even for troons, to have access to Twitter and not only say nothing as your comrades die around you but also like dumb tranny weeb drawings.

It'd be like if you were in a foxhole in a war, your fellow solder gets shot and dies next to you, and you take out your phone and start liking tweets about the NFL draft.

So I'll assume they're alive for now, barring more information arising.
 
Maybe that's a bad assumption, but it takes an extreme amount of inhumanity, even for troons, to have access to Twitter and not only say nothing as your comrades die around you but also like dumb tranny weeb drawings.
We live in a world where people dressed as sluts take selfies of themselves making a duckface with the dead relative in the background.
 
Is there any picture or description of the vehicle these losers are huddling in/around? Associate with vacation property in that area wants to know "in case these dumbshits wander onto my yard so i can either have them arrested or give their frozen corpses a decent unmarked burial"
Hell, depending on how badly the Trooner Party have beaten on it the truck may be the only survivor of this adventure.
 
As a wise man once said:

“It’s a bit of a shame but…they were just too fuckin’ stupid to survive. Happens all the time in the animal kingdom when you think about it, dumb rakins, stupid birds, crazy squirrels, porcupicks that get hit by cars….it helps over-control the population of the things that are stupid. I mean, those guys just basically cocked themselves over and fucked up. It’s not our problem. It’s survival of the fitness, boys.”
 
It'd be like if you were in a foxhole in a war, your fellow solder gets shot and dies next to you, and you take out your phone and start liking tweets about the NFL draft.

We live in a world where people dressed as sluts take selfies of themselves making a duckface with the dead relative in the background.

A combination of these two points could easily be the explanation.

Or the final living troon didn’t actually notice that the others were dead, liked some stuff on Twitter then went back to sleep and died too.
 
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