Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

Evie is such a passive aggressive, self-pitying brat. “I’m trying not to bother him but apparently I’m not succeeding." Womp womp.

In case anyone else was also confused, Google has informed me that "a chair and a half" is a term for a big cushy, wide accent chair and not just something Evie is wishing for because she’s too fat for a single chair.
 
Evie is such a passive aggressive, self-pitying brat. “I’m trying not to bother him but apparently I’m not succeeding." Womp womp.

In case anyone else was also confused, Google has informed me that "a chair and a half" is a term for a big cushy, wide accent chair and not just something Evie is wishing for because she’s too fat for a single chair.
It's almost like living with your ex is a terrible idea.
 
I have absolutely zero sympathy for this fat fuck. You can buy a basic pill organizer for the week on Amazon for less than 5$. Be an adult. Learn some responsibilities.
She has nothing to do all fucking day but figure out how to keep her shit organized, and be just a little bit less of a sucking drain on everybody around her.

She also has nothing to do all day but learn how she can fix her eating habits to lose weight—however slowly—to start regaining some mobility, and be less of a financial burden. She also needs to figure out an inexpensive hobby she can use to fill her time instead of eating. (Though, frankly, her ex needs to take control of what food is brought into the house, and is available to her.)

She's dumb, but she could do these things, if she wanted to. However, she doesn't, as regaining health and mobility means having to assume more responsibility, and Evie doesn't want that.

It's almost like living with your ex is a terrible idea.
It's almost like living with a deathfat is a terrible idea.

I want to tell her ex, and every other dude with a taste for bigguns, "Bro, if you've got that fetish, make sure she has her own damned apartment and a source of income. Like a vampire, do not invite her into your home, as she will just end up draining the life out of you, and your finances, and your relationships with family, especially once her health collapses and you can't get rid of her.

"Also, just don't fuck retards."
 
Not to tip my hand, but Evie has my money in the deathpool.
I can get behind that. Lately she sounds worse, and seems more cognitively impaired, than ever. The video from a couple of pages back, where she was shilling big socks meant for deathfats, was just painful to watch; she could barely keep a train of thought on the rails, and was just...sooo....slooooow.
 
Evie is still going found pics of the dude shes mooching off of.
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Them together around 5 years ago.
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That vid- she's going to die soon, you can hear the fluid accumulating in her lungs which can be a sign of heart failure (I think anyway, correct me if wrong) she's obviously not getting enough oxygen because she's panting after every fucking breath. That or liver failure which I know for a fact can effect the lungs. Usually due to cancer which wouldn't be unusual with that obscene amount of fat.
God, imagine having to fucking cart out that corpse. She'd rip in half after an hour of being dead from her own god damn weight, and she's offended someone says she can't take care of an animal?!
 
That vid- she's going to die soon, you can hear the fluid accumulating in her lungs which can be a sign of heart failure (I think anyway, correct me if wrong) she's obviously not getting enough oxygen because she's panting after every fucking breath. That or liver failure which I know for a fact can effect the lungs. Usually due to cancer which wouldn't be unusual with that obscene amount of fat.
God, imagine having to fucking cart out that corpse. She'd rip in half after an hour of being dead from her own god damn weight, and she's offended someone says she can't take care of an animal?!
Jeremy already had to install a ramp out front and widen the front door and some interior doorways to accommodate Evie's wheelchair, so any first-responder team that has drawn the short straw and has to remove her—be it alive or dead—probably won't have to cut a hole in the side of the house. So he's got that going for him.

Now that I see that he's a thumb, his initial attraction to Evie seems less feeder-y and more, "I'm lonely enough to take what I can get."

Evie's fallen back hard on the religion angle lately; I don't remember her ever mooing so much about God and Jesus until after Jeremy ended the relationship. She didn't have any trouble being shacked up with a nonbeliever for years, and I'm sure he told her he wasn't religious well before she moved in—that's an important enough thing that it's going to get mentioned very early on. So either she didn't care, or figured she could change him (I'm betting on the former).

And frankly, I'll bet he did want to get married and maybe have another kid or two, but he made the mistake of settling for Evie, and ended up changing his mind. I can almost feel sorry for him. But hey, at least he's modeled for his sons all the reasons why they should never settle for a deathfat, or at least never let her move in.

As for her moaning that the cruelest comment she's ever received was somebody pointing out the obvious—that she's in no shape to care for a puppy, and that it would be irresponsible of her to get one—fuck you, Evie. I've spent way too much time teetering between "low IQ and emotionally immature" and "vulnerable Narcissist" to explain her behavior, but the balance beam has leveled out: the bitch is both.
 
I've never paid much attention to this fatass but is that supposed to be her real voice? That does not sound natural coming from that body.
It's partially fat, but impe the soft, high pitched voice that she's affecting is a very common tactic of parasites/predators to make themselves look childish, fragile and in need of rescue, and stroke the hind brain of people who have a strong instinct for taking care of others, particularly children.

It's not her real voice. I doubt she herself knows what her real voice sounds like. She's hunting for prey. Her voice is the bait. If she hooks you, she'll real you in with childish mannerisms combined with endless stories about how she's always been looking for a soul mate but is inevitably abused instead.
 
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Evie would feel tons better if she could move out. Being around someone who doesn't love you anymore and can't find a place for you in his future just makes both parties miserable. If you know it's over, which it sounds like it is, just tear off the Band-aid and get out. No sense dragging it out. It's like she's looking for excuses to be a sad miserable pile.
 
Evie would feel tons better if she could move out. Being around someone who doesn't love you anymore and can't find a place for you in his future just makes both parties miserable. If you know it's over, which it sounds like it is, just tear off the Band-aid and get out. No sense dragging it out. It's like she's looking for excuses to be a sad miserable pile.

She can't move out because the parasite has failed to find a new host. Physical and financial limitations aside Evie is incapable of managing on her own due to the black hole that serves as a sense of self for her, and wouldn't be able if she were 60kg lighter. I have difficulty articulating my reasoning but while I find a lot of the cows featured here amusing Evie is one of the ones that makes my skin crawl because of the glimpses we've had into what an effective covert abuser she is (i.e. trying to turn the oldest boy into her fetch slave, then playing victim when he had the sense to tell her no). I really hope she doesn't get a puppy, and brava/bravo to the person who honestly told her she's not competent to have one. She calls it cruel? LOL, she hasn't heard cruel then because there are many more "cruel" truths that could be told to her -- that she's abusive, that she's a vile person (which the fatness is a symptom of, not the cause) and that her time is running out.
 
TIL maintaining a healthy weight for a lifetime = an unhealthy, obsessive fixation

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Imagine if you applied this logic to bathing:
"When you embark on a 'hygiene journey', in hopes of being in a permanently clean body, it's difficult to fully understand what that means. The soap and the washing you are engaging in must continue for the rest of your life if your objective is to 'keep yourself clean'. This often requires that you have a mental preoccupation with your body odor your whole life. Your whole life, fixated."
 
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