Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

I bought vegan SPAM substitute out of surprise and curiosity, but now I'm kind of afraid to open the can.

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It would actually be nice if it turned out good but I bet it doesn't. Or it might make a good gag gift.

It's one of the few things that might possibly be semi-okay since Spam is already chopped and formed and about the texture of tofu. I might slice it and throw on some tamari and nutritional yeast and fry it until it's crispy if for some reason I wanted to try actually eating it.

Also, it is mostly soy: Ingredients : Water, Non-GMO Soy Protein, Palm Olein, Seasonings (Onion, Black Pepper), Natural Flavors, Potato Starch (Thickener), Modified Vegetable Gum, Wheat (Gluten and Fiber), Sugar, Yeast Extract, Red Yeast Rice Powder, Potassium Salt, and Paprika Oil (Color).

The yeast addition is probably for flavor, like I thought would probably assist it.
 
Bought a Swiss watch for over a 1500 dollars by manufacture Certina. After my previous watch broke down after 5 year of service,
 

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Ever since my sister bought me those Dungeons & Dragons figures, I've gone downhill and became a toy collector. I don't know if that makes me really sad or really happy.

My focus is on TMNT since I used to collect those as a kid and they make ones that are reissues of the ones from my childhood (I don't give a crap about the figures based on modern TMNT media).
 
Another Kuromi themed desk organiser. Also bought a miniature of a favourite bird.

Between Christmas, one of my pet vermin costing me a fair amount change at the veterinary surgery, and a pressing need for garments appropriate to the current extreme weather that is pummelling my country, this is going to be an extremely tight few weeks. Hopefully by the end of January the pressure will ease some.
 
I don't know if this is Chad or autistic.

I reupped all the "skincare" things that have enriched my private life: Moisturizer for my face, body, and lips, body wash, exfoliator, face wash, etc. I actually enjoy them as I've gotten used to them and had more time open up for it in my life.
Skincare is something that everyone benefits from. And it is a very pleasant for the SO too. Don't forget sunscreen though! UV is awful on skin.
 
Bought a Swiss watch for over a 1500 dollars by manufacture Certina. After my previous watch broke down after 5 year of service,
A Powermatic 80 GMT. Very nice.

I have become autistic about shoes. I recently purchased some Saphir Medaille d'Or 1925 because I needed the most autistic shoe polish possible. I can't tell if it's any better than the cheap stuff (paraffin wax and Stoddard's solution, ew), but I also picked up their Renovateur with macadamia oil and it seemed to rejuvenate a neglected pair of boots. At least they smelled good.
 
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