DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSP looks like he's one estrogen injection away from trooning out in this pic!

Not gonna lie, I've been laughing for like 10 minutes :story:
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The Cardigan from this shot make it look like he is a washed up drunk more than usual. He should just stop bothering and stream in his bathrobe.
 
Lol. You can click that circle and it gives suggestions on what to wear with the cardigan. Kat has some extra shopping to do.

I'm not seeing any Zelda pyjama bottoms.

Also, in case you didn't know, Phil is fucking retarded. He'd rather trust the Chinese reseller who sold him the printer, rather than going to Canon's official site in regards to trying to get his printer to work.
 
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"Fed Roger goodbye you're a fucking idiot."
 
I know we talked about the weird faces he makes while eating, but what's up with the odd way he holds food?

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Shoulder up to his ear like he's doing shrugs, wrist curled in. The hell?
The ONLY thing I can think of, is that he's trying to get his food on camera and not have it too low. Other than that, it's probably because he's an actual alien. He also does this weird thing to rub his beard where his arm is parallel to the ground in frame of the camera. He goes out of his way to just make everything more difficult than it has to be.
 
He looks like a dishevelled drunk dollar store version of Mr. Rogers.

Also, why does that suspiciously look like a women's sweater?

This looks like a woman's sweater to me. Why the fuck has he started wearing women's clothing now? First the shirts that accentuate his mantits and now this? Is he gonna finally troon out?
Big win for teamdivorce, he is now just tossing on Kats work clothes that she left in an attempt to look professional.

And before anyone asks, she grew out of them. Duh
 
(Well, I guess Phil has one other redeeming quality: He likes his cat a lot and apparently treats him well. Jasper certainly acts around Phil the way you’d expect a cat who likes his owner to act.)
I will give you that: DSP loves his cat and will shower him with love, which means giving him pats and spending a ton of money on him (basically what Linda did to DSP). Unfortunately DSP (and Khet) are fucking retarded:
- they were so lazy Jasper's water bowl had mold on it
- Jasper regularly has to make DSP aware that his litter box is full
- DSP left ant poison on the floor for months with the reasoning that it's sweet and cats don't like sweet things
- they lock Jasper into their bedroom daily without a litter box or any way to exit because it stinks and Jasper has to wake them up "early" (at like 7) if he needs to go
- Jasper vomits and shits all over the house regularly and they won't take him to the vet or anything
- DSP will prioritize his retarded SF matches instead of helping out Jasper
- multiple UTIs
- DSP sees doing blood work as a scam
- has done zero "real" tests on him (though did his shots)
- Khet also hasn't done anything (according to his story)

I can see him getting the blood work cause it's probably covered by the insurance or maybe Khet paid for it, but DSP had to make a massive retard speech anyway. The same happened with Panda's panic attack, DSP loves to exaggerate.
I joined late, and I can't be fucked to screenshot it all, but Phil just now turned his camera and mic on. He's been typing in his chat for thirty minutes because he cannot figure out how to setup his printer. He's setting it up right before stream, for some reason.

EDIT: He couldn't figure it out, so he gave up and just turned his camera on, and proceeded to rant about it. He said that he's been in his office for more than an hour trying to get it to work.
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Reminder that DSP overnighted this printer four days ago. Why is a EOL OS not supported? :stress:
 
Or he could have bought a wireless laser printer with AirPrint.

I got one, never have to worry about ink drying, never had to hook it up to a computer, and just print straight from my phone.

Brother HL-L2325DW Monochrome Laser Printer, Wireless Networking, Duplex Printing
https://www.walmart.com/ip/274523471

$110. Knowing him he cheaped out for some HP inkjet POS for $50
 
Or he could have bought a wireless laser printer with AirPrint.

I got one, never have to worry about ink drying, never had to hook it up to a computer, and just print straight from my phone.

Brother HL-L2325DW Monochrome Laser Printer, Wireless Networking, Duplex Printing
https://www.walmart.com/ip/274523471

$110. Knowing him he cheaped out for some HP inkjet POS for $50
You aught to know by now that phil will never buy anything from walmart because it's for the stationaries and the poors.
 
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