Chinese chess champion stripped of title after defecating in hotel bathtub, alleged anal beads cheating

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The world of Chinese chess (Xiangqi) is in uproar over rumours of cheating and a bad behaviour scandal that saw the national champion stripped of his title.

Key points:​

  • Chinese chess champion Yan Chenglong has been stripped of his title
  • He was punished for defecating in a hotel bath during celebrations
  • There are also accusations he cheated using anal beads

48-year-old Yan Chenglong beat dozens of contenders last week to win the national title of "Xiangqi King" but the victory was short-lived after the celebration ended with him defecating in a bathtub.
The Chinese Xiangqi Association (CXA) announced on Monday he would have his title revoked and prize money confiscated after he had been caught "disrupting public order" and displaying "extremely bad character".

He was also banned from playing for a year.
"Yan consumed alcohol with others in his room on the night of the 17th, and then he defecated in the bathtub of the room he was staying in on the 18th, in an act that damaged hotel property, violated public order and good morals, had a negative impact on the competition and the event of Xiangqi, and was of extremely bad character," the association said in a statement.

The association was also forced to address rumours circulating online that Yan had cheated during the competition by using anal beads equipped with wireless transmitters to send and receive signals.

Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations, according to reports circulating on the Chinese social site Weibo.
"Based on our understanding of the situation, it is currently impossible to prove that Yan engaged in cheating via 'anal beads' as speculated on social media," the CXA said.

The association did not disclose the amount of prize money Yan was forfeiting, but Xiangqi tournaments often promise winners tens of thousands of yuan (thousands of dollars).

The CXA published a social media post last week congratulating Yan and other players for their "spectacularly heated high-level gameplay".
 
The association was also forced to address rumours circulating online that Yan had cheated during the competition by using anal beads equipped with wireless transmitters to send and receive signals.

Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer
surely there must be a less problematic way of communicating with a computer incognito, this is some prison shit right here
 
As gross as it is, you gotta admit communicating with computers using only your sphincter is a pretty impressive feat. Hollywood writers are reading this article in awe of the possibilities. Soon there'll be a new gender that can only communicate through anal clenching on AI-powered voice emitting dildos. Imagine being ChatGPT
 
He should ask out Kaitlin Bennet. With his zhuge liang chess strategy and her love of firearms, they could probably take over a third world shithole, maybe make the dictator crap his pants
 
Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations, according to reports circulating on the Chinese social site Weibo.

Yeah, this didn't happen. The butthole is just not a high enough bandwidth transmitter.
 
Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations, according to reports circulating on the Chinese social site Weibo.
It seems to me this technology has a wider application than just cheating at chess. :lit:
 
Genuinely curious about how chess moves are communicated to the asshole. Also genuinely curious about not using the ear canal for a bluetooth insertion of this type since we already know they're not checking orifices before a match

For that matter if they're so worried about cheating why not have them play in a faraday cage
 
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