Most people here don't hate BMJ, we're really just laughing at the trainwreck his life is. He's a retard wigger addict, but mostly just hurting himself (and headphones).
Agreed. If I am calling him things, it's mostly out of laughter at how fucking dumb this wigger is.
So, with that being said, another insult laden post with too many clips. I went a bit autistic this time about him trying to figure out Doordash, his retarded monkey brain couldn't figure it out and I thought it was really really funny. Apologies for the shitload of clips, but these are all from last night and Bossman was being extra retarded.
First of all, Bossman finds a DM on Discord with someone offering him money for his broken headphones if he can get them autographed by Austin.
More talk about getting 40 dollars about the broken headphones, and his rat dad interrupts, and you can hear part of the conversation (it seems his father is watching something and doesn't want to pause the TV program or some shit, just thought it was funny).
30 minutes after getting some weird cryptocurrency from a juicer Austin had to swap to depo on Stake.us, he remembers he got the juicer from a chatter and deposits it in. It's rare for Austin to hold on to money for more than 2 minutes, so hence why I had to clip it.
Lore on how he smashed up his already broken iPhone SE containing his crypto wallet and 2 factor authentication for Stake.us this dumb retarded nigger is too lazy to transfer to his new iPhone.
Chatter AdinLive offered to send Austin a Doordash giftcard for some goyslop. Austin has never used Doordash before because he's a NEET and his mom just cooks up some fresh goyslop or drives to the fast food place for him, and the following hilarity ensures. Instead of downloading Doordash, he tries to get money to pay for Dominos or some other goyslop pizza directly. Because he's retarded or too lazy to download the Doordash app, he calls Dominos to try to order some pizza.
He gives up on calling Dominos, and calls a local pizza restaurant, because he's either too dumb or too lazy to just install Doordash like AdinLive told him to do.
"Hey uhmmmm is this the one at the Walmart?????"
He walks out of the room for three minutes, and then returns, like they connected him to the wrong goyslop pizza place or something.
Austin figures out it might take an hour and a half to deliver pizza. Austin doesn't have this patience with his crackriddled ADHD brain. Hates on fastfood workers as well, very based. According to Austin they are just bored and trying to get a nice talk with him on the phone.
Austin would never order food he had to wait an hour for. He's too good for that. Kinda funny when you realise he lives in bumfuck nowhere, and it's the day after Christmas around 8 pm in Bossman Standard Time when this happens
. Austin has zero sense of the world around him and that's why I love laughing at this dumb retard.
The Dominos guy told him they don't have Doordash in Troy, VA? I think he just misunderstood the Dominos guy, but our protagonist finally starts to download the Doordash app like AdinLive told him to do 15 minutes ago at this point.
Austin tries to figure out how Doordash works, and is puzzled by that he has to create an account and log in. This is the first time he has ever used an app like this
. I think it's really fascinating how big of a NEET Austin is.
After another 5 minutes of Austin fucking around and not understanding shit about anything, he finally finds out how Doordash works and sees which restaurants are around him. He's still worried about the payment (AdinLive told him 6 million times at this point he'd send him a giftcard for it), and again completely shocked by the delivery times. But he finally stops being retarded and is willing to wait for it.
More child-like discovery of the world around Austin's room where he plays Mines on Stake.us
He starts calling restaurants that are on Doordash? Hasn't figured out you can just order in the app. He gets frustrated Popeyes doesn't pick up the phone. Austin is such a motherfucking retard.
And then, Austin figures out he has to leave in 10 minutes. His rat dad reminded him I guess. 30 mins of AdinLive's life wasted on getting this retarded monkey nigger to order food on Doordash and trying to explain to him how it works
Austin speedruns a felt on Mines as he has to leave, and his RAT FUCKING DAD calls him to finally fucking leave. His dad must have heard him scream he lost it all
.
Austin returns an hour later, and he apparently finally figured out how to order a hamburger from Wendys on Doordash
. Baconator with a large Dr. Pepper and fries. The goyslop special.
Austin can't remember a slot he was talking about 30 secs before this clip. The crack is causing holes to form in his brain, I guess, like rats would make in cheese.
Austin has hidden his weed pipe in his room under a basket? The fuck? Shows off the resin.
His fucking mods are useless. They are gone again and Austin has to do all of the hard work of keeping the rats out.
Austin gets mad his Doordash order is taking more time than expected. Asks chat for advice on what to do. This is only 10 mins after he placed the order.
5 minutes after the previous clip. Gets so impatient he microwaves his own goyslop.
Dude it's fucking 20 minutes ago. Why isn't the Doordash driver not yet on his way?? Wtf bro, this is so wrong (the app indicated at least an hour when he ordered
).
He hears a honk and walks away to see if the driver is there (the app is still indicating a driver isn't available yet).
It's 10 minutes after the previous clip. 30 mins since he placed the order. THERE IS STILL NO FUCKING DRIVER. Time to cancel it because he's impatient. This fucking retard
.
Bruhhh I am not getting my Wendys goyslop!!!!oneoneone (still approx 30 mins since he placed the order that would take over an hour to deliver).
Chat learns Austin some culture from other countries, today Austin learns what Boxing Day is.
Austin gets felted on Mines again. What follows is another great self-pity session from Austin. Proclaims "Stake Originals suck.".
Austin tries to light a match with two lighters with the match being in his mouth? Wtf? This is a new level of retarded from Austin.
Another great rant about how felted he is on Mines, Mines is so fucking bad. His moods completely flips as soon as he gets a compliment on the amount of subs. Austin is happy in a second again. True BPD moment
Another great rant after a Mines felt. Mines just wants to eat up all of his fucking money. It keeps munching and munching. Just like Austin wanted to munch on the finest goyslop Baconator but was too impatient to wait for. Oh, and he hates his fucking life, physically sick from losing this much.
Depos another 100 bucks off screen, and comes up on it before showing his screen. He returns with cashing out some profit on Mines (well, on this depo, as at this point Austin is down at least 800 bucks this night
).
Chimpout when he wins something on a slot.
Gets super smug again after a bonus pays out 600 bucks.
Getting smug at the blackjack table, laughing at a FUCKING RAT at the table, talking shit to him in the Stake Blackjack chat. Laughs at the rat for taking insurance on a blackjack hand only to bust, followed by Austin hitting a 15 and busting himself
. Karma is a fucking
rat bitch.
All of the rats are so mad at Austin, but WHY? Why are all of you fucking RATS so fucking mad? So mad at the world? Austin did nuffin' wrong n sheeeitt nigga.
The Stake originals are such a fucking sca-.
Confirms he just got paid by Stake (which we saw in his wallet in Sneedchat because we are no good pocket watching rats with no fucking live, mad at the world).
And the final felt which caused him to finally go to bed and be SleepyManJack.
I will try to keep it a little bit more compact next time, apologies, but the entire Bossman figuring out Doordash arc was just too fucking funny to me. This fucking nigger has the worst attention span I've ever seen and it's fucking hilarious.
