Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hot Dog]

I'm enjoying the sloppy drunk arc with Nick finally able to admit that he's miserable to the point of suicidal ideation. Over what exactly? Because he can't run around like a horny 20 year old fucking random women because of his BITCH WIFE and his SHITTY KIDS? He gets to ruin their lives by proxy because he can't be an actual man?

Literally all of the clips that Nick regrets involve him running his mouth while being drunk and sloppy while indulging in his second addiction, cooming. But like so many have already said in this thread, he will never, ever get sober. The drink has completely ruined his reputation and life but he'll never give it up.

So bring on Ty the failed fuck up and whine about two things you could care less about, "faith and family". Nick is a great example of both after all.

 

[AltisticRight]

He is going for a sober January. TAKING ALL BETS

 

[Fapcop]

Guys, something gives me the impression that you don't need to be a body language expert to understand that this man is not living a healthy marriage at all.

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When he started with the “Lucky?!” speech, I kept waiting for Nick to transition into some kind of “dude, its not luck, having a great marriage takes work from both parties”-point.

Unfortunately it turned into drunken babble instead.

Dang man… I’d be embarrassed to be seen this drunk by my loved ones. Let alone thousands on YouTube.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick just revealed that the family almost watched a sonic movie for Christmas but didnt cause the kids already watched it with their grandparents. They got a bunch of sonic merch instead. With how fucked up their parents are, what are the chances they turn out to be the stereotypical sonic fans? The sonichu demon jump is real.

 

[Binary Code]

I'm enjoying the sloppy drunk arc with Nick finally able to admit that he's miserable to the point of suicidal ideation. Over what exactly? Because he can't run around like a horny 20 year old fucking random women because of his BITCH WIFE and his SHITTY KIDS? He gets to ruin their lives by proxy because he can't be an actual man?

Literally all of the clips that Nick regrets involve him running his mouth while being drunk and sloppy while indulging in his second addiction, cooming. But like so many have already said in this thread, he will never, ever get sober. The drink has completely ruined his reputation and life but he'll never give it up.

So bring on Ty the failed fuck up and whine about two things you could care less about, "faith and family". Nick is a great example of both after all.

I can't believe he bitched on a clip about how his wife has lost a ton of weight and now none of her clothes fit. I think that is literally a first in my life.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I might be late, and I'll take my clocks, but:

What the hell is this? The dude is sloshed beyond reason, and he's talking about how awful marriage is, as well as how amazing prenups are. I really doubted the rrat that he was getting a divorce any time soon but this really convinced me of the opposite.

Also, does this retard not get what a tailor is? No shit people look bad in clothing not made for them that's intended to be made for them, that's why expensive clothing is altered for you specifically.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can't believe he bitched on a clip about how his wife has lost a ton of weight and now none of her clothes fit. I think that is literally a first in my life.

Nick reminds me of Chris Rock’s routine about how now matter how good they have it, women will always find something to bitch about and they think their wants are the center of the universe. Since Nick is womanly as hell, it makes perfect sense.

 

[Sneeds]

I WILL NOT PUT ON THE BALLDO

 

[Some Badger]

I would not be surprised if nick hits the divorce arc. Everyone has a breaking point. And he's drinking himself to death. It's what got Ralph. Twice. And if anything getting fucked twice was what made him stop/slow it down.

If Nick is ever gonna get better, lose that sonichu demon, things have to get MUCH worse

If there is a divorce arc, I'm not looking forward to it. Those kids are gonna grow up with a litany of personality disorders and will more than likely also grow to resent Nick and never talk to or visit him when they reach adulthood, since the prospect of him keeping custody is laughable.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I can't believe he bitched on a clip about how his wife has lost a ton of weight and now none of her clothes fit. I think that is literally a first in my life.

 

[Binary Code]

If there is a divorce arc, I'm not looking forward to it. Those kids are gonna grow up with a litany of personality disorders and will more than likely also grow to resent Nick and never talk to or visit him when they reach adulthood, since the prospect of him keeping custody is laughable.

It would be as bad or worse than Lowtax because he would be the Process is the Pain asshole, and not the Mom. I hope such a thing never happens. Divorce sucks. I don't know how I fell into this YT rabbit hole, but some court streamer did a 24+ hr stream and almost all of it was divorce and family law shit. It was the most petty and terrible shit that you could imagine.

 

[AnOminous]

If there is a divorce arc, I'm not looking forward to it. Those kids are gonna grow up with a litany of personality disorders and will more than likely also grow to resent Nick and never talk to or visit him when they reach adulthood, since the prospect of him keeping custody is laughable.

If he doesn't get at least joint custody (probably with Kayla being primary) he's either done way worse than we know of, or else he's pulling a Tomlinson on the kids he obviously hates and does nothing but complain about constantly.

 

[PhoBingas]

Predicting it now: He'll drink anyways, but say it doesn't count because he didn't drink "past sobriety."

It doesn't count if he only drinks enough to stave off the DT's.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Funnily enough this is on the heels of Gary of Nerdrotics 10 year anniversary of sobriety from drugs and newly announced AZ's 1 year anniversary of sobriety from alcohol. I guess they are treating Nick with kid gloves. Never mind getting him help, just ignore the elephant in the room and wait for ....reasons.

You can’t help someone who refuses to be helped.

 

[Vect]

An alcoholic's first relationship with sobriety is entirely relative. For Nick, he'll probably consider cold turkey the equivalent of a beer an hour.

I'd have a bit more goodwill if he hadn't revealed himself over the last year to be a coreless, bitchy, egotistical asshole, but swings and roundabouts.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick just revealed that the family almost watched a sonic movie for Christmas but didnt cause the kids already watched it with their grandparents. They got a bunch of sonic merch instead. With how fucked up their parents are, what are the chances they turn out to be the stereotypical sonic fans? The sonichu demon jump is real.

God help them if they have unrestricted web access and find Tamers series. Although Nick might like that…

You can’t help someone who refuses to be helped.

Pearls before swine and all that.

 

[RotPockets]

When he started with the “Lucky?!” speech, I kept waiting for Nick to transition into some kind of “dude, its not luck, having a great marriage takes work from both parties”-point.

Lucky? It takes Dr. Pepper and a Cinnabon… to drive your yacht 35 minutes to church… to throw a desk on a chair… while they throw knives at undulating cunts and assholes!”

Duh.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

stereotypical sonic fans

Off topic, but why are sonic fans so fucked? I've only known one person IRL who was a "sonic fan" and he was insane like you'd expect.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Off topic, but why are sonic fans so fucked? I've only known one person IRL who was a "sonic fan" and he was insane like you'd expect.

He’s 90’s corporate “cool mascot” and he’s fast. That literally attracts autists like flies to honey.

 

[Not Even Twice]

It still cracks me up that people scoffed when I said she had a mommy makeover:

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On the left is her body years after squeezing out the last of their five pups. That pooch isn’t something that could be exercised or dieted away. It’s loose skin and displaced fat. She for sure had a tummy tuck, lipo and probably a breast lift as well.

Oh a 100%. He even talked about it at the time, though not outright saying so.
I recall him during a few streams saying that she was nervous about a surgical procedure where she had to go under, and when people starting throwing superchats with worry and support he told them that it wasn't any kind of medical emergency, just something that needed to be done. That would be the plastic surgery.