Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[ThisWillBeFun]

Chantal’s one true love has been & will always be -food. She has said certain food is worth being fat for & she would rather die eating food she loves, than living longer eating healthy.

Food is all she has. Food is all she’s ever going to have. One day she will either keel over on a LIVE, or just not show up. I assume someone will tell us she died.

She looks huge. Not fat, not big, but massively huge. I don’t believe she will be well enough to travel back to sand land.

She’s going to eat herself to death in her beloved Canada.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

She is literally driving around in her shitbox Kia all day, everyday with an emergency Tim Horton's stale sandwich rolling around on the floor of the car.

Even after watching this trainwreck whale for seven years now, this has to be one of the most depressing things I've ever heard of.

How is this even sadder than that time she admitted to drinking gravy on the way home as a beverage after a KFC binge?

This is basically an admission she is homeless and living out of her car in Canada winter. (Maybe being allowed to sleep on Smee's or Phil's couch at night).

No wonder she can't wait to get back to bumfuck Kuwait.

I know I am seething with jealousy.

 

[Jumpingintrash]

Chantal’s one true love has been & will always be -food. She has said certain food is worth being fat for & she would rather die eating food she loves, than living longer eating healthy.

Food is all she has. Food is all she’s ever going to have. One day she will either keel over on a LIVE, or just not show up. I assume someone will tell us she died.

She looks huge. Not fat, not big, but massively huge. I don’t believe she will be well enough to travel back to sand land.

She’s going to eat herself to death in her beloved Canada.

If she dies in transit (massive , I know, but still I'm curious) since we all know the marriage is a sham, would Salad be off the hook? Since she's still a Canadian citizen I'd imagine Auntie Rasta would be next of kin notified? Apologies if this has already been questioned and kicking a dead horse. You lose one day, you lose a lifetime, down here in Chantopolis.

Either way, harassment a la Angela and Michael from 90 Day Fiance aside, the little twee is finally free, no? It's like keeping the act up hurts more than having to tolerate the other's presence. Clotso truly is Cartman when he's sent to fat camp. You're so predictable, Chins. I want to use your face as the front of a fucking bumper car.

 

[boxybum]

She claims to have visited the optometrist before going to the ER but has not acknowledged the visit ever since that day. Not to mention she keeps "forgetting" that she needs glasses. Well I noticed something horrifying while she was sitting in her car eating that candy bar. If you focus on her right eye (our left) you can see it not working correctly. I think she is legally blind in that eye and she tries to play it off. This woman should NOT be driving.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh absolutely is she blind in that eye, it does not react to light and if you notice she does all her reading from the other side even close up. I noticed when she drives she recognises places a lot later on. It kinda checks out too when you think about her out-of-control sugar levels.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Salad Googled the "cons of bypass surgery" but copy and pasted the cons of "HEART bypass surgery."

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CHEST INCISION from WLS?

Either way, he DOES NOT want his lovely, beautiful wife to have any form of life-saving surgery.

Oh my god he really is the village idiot. When he’s not regurgitating what Chantal tells him and he’s left to his own devices, his true idiocy shines. Imagine being even less intelligent than Chantal, Peetz, SiPhyllis, Nader etc. The bar is so low yet they all outclass him in the intellect department.

-considering living in her Kia for 24 hours

I wonder if she is fighting with the fam (probably because she didn’t get her way) and that’s why she’s raging.

 

[mush mouth bong bitch]

Damn gouse. Not even the filters kan keep up.
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I can't tell if this is a fat emperor palpatine or a super fat 1920s banker caricature looking down on the poors

Listen Anakin, this is where you force choke the children...

Yes, my chicken frying slaves, produce more gravy

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Oh my god he really is the village idiot. When he’s not regurgitating what Chantal tells him and he’s left to his own devices, his true idiocy shines. Imagine being even less intelligent than Chantal, Peetz, SiPhyllis, Nader etc. The bar is so low yet they all outclass him in the intellect department.

Isn’t 80 the average I.Q. in Syria?

 

[k0ndumba2]

Oh my god he really is the village idiot. When he’s not regurgitating what Chantal tells him and he’s left to his own devices, his true idiocy shines. Imagine being even less intelligent than Chantal, Peetz, SiPhyllis, Nader etc. The bar is so low yet they all outclass him in the intellect department.

Kiwis may say that Chins is an inbred funcle baby but Salah is actually inbred. That man, and every other sand nigger, is the result of multiple generations of first cousin relations, even if the language barrier wasn't an obstacle that dumb nigger would have likely still googled the wrong bypass surgery details. Incestuous relations are a surefire way to make sure a populace has a sub-room temp IQ.

Even if Salad wasn't a faggot I'm sure he'd have a hell of a time getting it up for chins because they aren't related. Dunecoons only get hard for familial pussy.

 

[Everleighjo]

Annnnnd we're on another "break"....don't worry though she'll still crank out a Cameo for you

 

[Tal E Whacker]

Annnnnd we're on another "break"....don't worry though she'll still crank out a Cameo for you

Does this mean that fatso is squeezing her lard arse into two seats for the trip back to Kuweight now she has binged her way round the local fast food outlets and made use of the backup insulin supply because she is a fat fuck that cannot stop eating shite ??? . Oh what a fun vacation,,, sorry,,, visa run .
Best the village idiot stock up on his bridezillas favourite snacks and start hoping she slips into a coma very soon after hurpling back to their luxury shit hole.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I wonder if her "break" is a code word for travelling to Kuwait. I wonder if her suitcase will be filled with Chef Boyardee cans.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I wonder if she is fighting with the fam (probably because she didn’t get her way) and that’s why she’s raging.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she had a tantrum and ruined everyone else's Christmas. That year she was in Kuwait was probably the most peace they ever had (apart from the MBM incident, of course).

There was a lot of speculation that tensions were getting high with Salah, which is why she originally had the notion to stay in Canada for a extended period of time under the guise of WLS instead of doing a quick visa run. (And there couldn't have been a clearer indication of that than Salah grinning from ear to ear when taking her to the airport.).

It's textbook Chantal to run away from problems instead of confronting them, seeking solace in her internet hugbox. So (if she lives long enough) she'll keep running between Canada and Kuwait when the heat is on. As has often been said, she can't run from herself, but it seems she'll never figure that out. Her impulsiveness is getting pretty pricey, though. How is she paying for these frequent flights halfway around the world? And pretty soon she's going to have to buy two seats, whether she likes it or not.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

As far as her finances go, I truly think we are miscalculating her income. She clearly has money and is not struggling financially. She may not be in the halcyon days of 20k per month but she is making more than enough still.
Her family is white trash and other than her actual Uncle Steve, they don’t have it like that where they can give her money.
It’s one of jew tubes greatest mysteries

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

“Taking a break.”

Hurry Salah, hurry. If you’re going to move and ghost her, you’d better do it now!

I keep going back and forth trying to figure out which one of them is more stupid. They are both fucked in the head for voluntarily spending time with the other. No (unlikely) Canadian visa or (fake) marriage is worth it.

 

[kebab4you]

I wonder if her "break" is a code word for travelling to Kuwait. I wonder if her suitcase will be filled with Chef Boyardee cans.

How would she still be able to record cameos without giving it away that she's rolling towards the sand region again?

 

[lol cow supreme]

As far as her finances go, I truly think we are miscalculating her income. She clearly has money and is not struggling financially. She may not be in the halcyon days of 20k per month but she is making more than enough still.
Her family is white trash and other than her actual Uncle Steve, they don’t have it like that where they can give her money.
It’s one of jew tubes greatest mysteries

This has some creedence. Everyone here thinks "she makes $5k a month thats nothing" but its straight $5k cash. I at least automatically think of earning $5k as actually $2800 after federal, state, social security and medicare taxes. Someone in the US or Canada whos' taxes are taken out automatically $60,000 a year is hardly anything. But really thats more liek $100,000 salary equivalent in spending power. Not only is she not paying taxes she has no bills. The Kia is paid off and insurance would be a pittance. Even if she's paying for the seaside fartbox its not even $800, and theres no electric bill to boot. $5k cash is a lot of fuck around pocket money. Most of us dont have $5k a month after taxes, housing, car payments and bills. So yeah. she's not $20,000 in cash a month buy a man and a pallet of coke rich, but she has enough to eat out every day and to fly somewhere. Fuck maybe Salah even is helping pay the bills (or Salah's family) in Kuwait.

Now about this latest "break"; I do not think she's going to back to Kuwait yet. I think she's tired of filming in the cramped Kia, exposing that she's high every day and eating "boycotted" food like Tim Hortons. Just like Amber quitting vlogmas/youtube right at Christmas so is she. The cash bonanza that is youtube between Thanksgiving and Christmas is over, she has seen how much she's making, and she's done. Its not worth the pittance she'll make from now until February. So she'll sit in her aunts house and be high and eat starbucks and tim hortons and ham to her hearts content, until shes worried about her paycheck again.

 

[lottalove]

Spot the gunt!

Spoiler: peep

 

[Plague Flea]

Smee being photobombed by the FUPA balls there.

ETA: Buster looks suitably pissed off by her presence.

 

[Angry New Ager]

As far as her finances go, I truly think we are miscalculating her income. She clearly has money and is not struggling financially. She may not be in the halcyon days of 20k per month but she is making more than enough still.

I disagree. There's still money coming in, but it's not a lot. The way she's obviously had to economize when it comes to food is the big tell, and that started when she was still in Kuwait.

She really doesn't spend much money on things other than food (and likely vaping, shitty weed, and wheelchairs). The few clothes she's bought herself are inexpensive, and probably bought on sale/clearance. She's obviously staying with family, and not spending money on lodgings. But look at the shit she's been eating—none of it is diabetic-friendly, but all of it is cheap, cheap, cheap, the kind of food broke-ass white trash with no cooking skills or limited kitchen access would procure for themselves when they can't afford fast food on the regular.

If Chantal had an adequate YouTube income, she would be eating food that reflects that, diabetes or not. She's eating fucking poutine, for crying out loud, while letting metformin do all the heavy lifting in managing her blood sugar. If she could afford it, she'd be eating cheeseburgers and butter chicken and pizza like always—but she can't afford it.

Her family is white trash and other than her actual Uncle Steve, they don’t have it like that where they can give her money.
It’s one of jew tubes greatest mysteries

Yeah, no way has Kim or anyone else been funding her. Kim and Phil don't have that kind of money, and Steve is under no obligation to do so (and, as a guy who has been successful, he's probably a solid realist, and knows his wayward niece is a lost cause).

The only meaningful way they may have subsidized her existence, that I can see, would be paying off the Kia as part of settling their mother's estate, if it was indeed Grandma who co-signed on the loan. But that's it. They aren't throwing money at her.