Fujoshis and Polfags have the same taste in fictional men

[Kiwisee]

Go ahead, try to prove me wrong. Look deep in your heart, you know its true.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Some of us aren't familiar with the tastes of and/or don't know any fujoshis/polfags. Elabor8.
I do have an inkling of what the result could be like, though. Probably incredibly gay, think fantasy male elf gay.

 

[Kiwisee]

Some of us aren't familiar with the tastes of and/or don't know any fujoshis/polfags. Elabor8.
I do have an inkling of what the result could be like, though. Probably incredibly gay, think fantasy male elf gay.

Think of how many PolFags on Twitter look to characters like Char Aznable or Patrick Bateman and go “literally me”.

Now, what if I told you that those same characters also cause Fujoshis to soak themselves?

You see this with other characters such as Reinhard from Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Geralt from The Witcher.

Among many other fictional men

 

[Tablet County]

Think of how many PolFags on Twitter look to characters like Char Aznable or Patrick Bateman and go “literally me”.

Now, what if I told you that those same characters also cause Fujoshis to soak themselves?

You see this with other characters such as Reinhard from Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Geralt from The Witcher.

Among many other fictional men

Reinhardt is the only genuine homosexual in that list.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Reinhardt is the only genuine homosexual in that list.

Bateman is also a homosexual. No straight man would react to Luis coming on to him the way Patrick does. There is also a part in the book that makes his repressed faggotry very obvious:

On the way to Wall Street this morning […] I passed what I thought was a Halloween parade, which was disorienting since I was fairly sure this was May. When I […] made a closer inspection it turned out to be something called a “Gay Pride Parade,” which made my stomach turn. I […] watched with a certain traumatized fascination […] but when I began to receive fey catcalls from aging, overmuscled beachboys with walruslike mustaches in between the lines “There’s a place for us, Somewhere a place for us,” I sprinted over to Sixth Avenue, decided to be late for the office and took a cab back to my apartment where I put on a new suit (by Cerruti 1881), gave myself a pedicure and tortured to death a small dog I had bought earlier this week in a pet store on Lexington.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Fujoshis like bishie homosexuals, kpop idols and "tumblr sexymen"

I don't think pol masturbates to the onceler or jack frost .

Some fujoshis do simp for terrorists and serials killers but they always turn them into bishie homos.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Think of how many PolFags on Twitter look to characters like Char Aznable or Patrick Bateman and go “literally me”.

Now, what if I told you that those same characters also cause Fujoshis to soak themselves?

You see this with other characters such as Reinhard from Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Geralt from The Witcher.

Among many other fictional men

Fujoshi will take any male character and they don't even have to be handsome or cool from anything and imagine them in gay scenarios. These characters could have had very little interaction or be siblings and they'll imagine them in a relationship.

/pol/fags(though I think this is more applicable to males in general) will look at typically cool male characters as a kind of ideal to build towards even if the character is a representation of something or someone terrible.

 

[Spud]

Bateman is also a homosexual.

Look up the writer of the book and it makes sense.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Fujoshi will take any male character and they don't even have to be handsome or cool from anything and imagine them in gay scenarios. These characters could have had very little interaction or be siblings and they'll imagine them in a relationship.

If you are a fictional character the worst thing it could happen to you is fujoshis liking you and ending in one of their fanfics. It means you'll get rape in the ass, be tortured, be mind controled, suffer all sorts of tragic afflictions and best case scenario you end up in a co-dependant relationship with a mary sue who cucks you with another character because female fiction is almost always about romantic triangles

 

[DumbDude43]

i've never seen fujos gush over hitler, pinochet, franco, or oswald mosley.
therefor your post is wrong

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

i've never seen fujos gush over oswald mosley

Don't google kaiserreich r34

 

[cybertoaster]

Like others have said these legbeards want fictional anime gay guys, they aren't sanding their clits with industrial-grade dildos over greek statues with VHS distortion effects and edgy messages.

Think of how many PolFags on Twitter look to characters like Char Aznable

Never seen that, unless you mean the "I came here to laugh at you" meme and that was like 10 years ago.

 

[Android raptor]

Reinhardt is the only genuine homosexual in that list.

Char is bi.

 

[The Magnificence]

I literally do not know what half the words in the subject line even mean. Speak English. faggot.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I had to google fujoshi like a week ago
I hate anime
so damn much
it's beyond unreal

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

they aren't sanding their clits with industrial-grade dildos

Dildos are for inside your vagina, not rubbing against your clit. Vibrators are for your clit.

 

[Tablet County]

Char is bi.

Char isn't bi he's autistic.

 

[Kiwisee]

i've never seen fujos gush over hitler, pinochet, franco, or oswald mosley.
therefor your post is wrong

You sure about that?

Are you sure you want to underestimate what Fujoshis will turn into cute anime bois to fawn over?

 

[Android raptor]

Char isn't bi he's autistic.

Being autistic makes you bang purple twinks and autistic kids with jewfros?

 

[Tablet County]

Being autistic makes you bang purple twinks and autistic kids with jewfros?

Those are your fujo delusions again, stalker. Enjoy horny jail.