Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

I noticed bossman isn't that unlucky in Mines, he just pushes it too hard. If he cashed out at 3-4 gems more often when he gets them, he'd make more bank. I think that he probably knows this and that's why you get that erratic cursor movement to the "cashout" button and back to the mines often. Fun stuff.

It’s exactly that. He could offset his losses so much more if he’d just cash out 3 gems instead of going for 6 every time.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I noticed bossman isn't that unlucky in Mines, he just pushes it too hard. If he cashed out at 3-4 gems more often when he gets them, he'd make more bank. I think that he probably knows this and that's why you get that erratic cursor movement to the "cashout" button and back to the mines often. Fun stuff.

mama didn't raise no quitter

 

[Honey's Dead]

Rat Squad represent .

 

[Kees H]

I noticed bossman isn't that unlucky in Mines, he just pushes it too hard. If he cashed out at 3-4 gems more often when he gets them, he'd make more bank. I think that he probably knows this and that's why you get that erratic cursor movement to the "cashout" button and back to the mines often. Fun stuff.

He also moves his cursor away as fast as possible because he believes it changes something with the mines or some shit. The mines cards are 100% predetermined but Austin and his simps believe they aren't (you can see what the card was using the hashing data they show you).

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

mama didn't raise no quitter

You got to lose money to make money brother. Like, a lot of money.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

You got to lose money to make money brother. Like, a lot of money.

"scared money dont make money" i believe is how BMJ puts it

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

"scared money dont make money" i believe is how BMJ puts it

Does he? I thought the only way he puts it was ‘I lost it all bro I hate my fucking life’.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

He also moves his cursor away as fast as possible because he believes it changes something with the mines or some shit. The mines cards are 100% predetermined but Austin and his simps believe they aren't (you can see what the card was using the hashing data they show you).

It's exactly like when we thought that mashing A or B helped catch the Pokemon.

But we were kids back then, and BMJ is a grown-ass man!

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

I'm genuinely curious why someone would follow Austin outside of the amusement of watching him sperg constantly?

I got your explanation right here:

 

[bossmanrosstherat]

Hi everyone! I just found this subreddit here on kiwifarms and I didn't know BMJ had this much hatred towards him. He seemed a little chill n stuff and I started loaning him money. About $300 worth of loans and I just saw someone in his chat saying he owes 5 grand to someone or something. He pays me good money on loans and I was just curious if hes a scammer? I'd like to learn more. Please let me know if I should beware of something. Thanks

he ran on his osrs debt the only reason he wont run on his irl debt it because he needs it to buy crack RIGHT NOW, but if the crack stops coming if the juice stops flowing or you turn out to be a RAT. S W I S H I N T H E B I N

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

"scared money dont make money" i believe is how BMJ puts it

gotta riqsue it for the bisquit

 

[AnOminous]

"scared money dont make money" i believe is how BMJ puts it

What really doesn't make money, though, is dumb money.

 

[Kees H]

Austin just concluded a 9 hour stream. He basically fell asleep after hours of felts while his stream was still running. This is him returning the first time, after 4.5 hours of dead air.

Turns the nigger music back on, and falls asleep again. He then returns two hours later again, and "he will be back in 15 mins" because he had to go to a buddies house (aka, drugs).

After an hour of dead air again, Austin returns and he discovers he got two juicers while he was asleep.

Austin, after Mines not squirting like he wanted, he figured out there was another Bitcoin juicer still pending. Cryptocurrency specialist Austin goes on a hunt why it hasn't been confirmed it. Our cryptocurrency experts concludes the reason why it's still pending is "because it's got low Satoshi".

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?

As usual, Keno felts him on the entire juicer. While still being Mad at Stake.us, our protagonist figures out that he has around 20 bucks in affiliate money. That also gets totally wasted on Keno, of course.

Austin realises his hostess gave him a bonus after most likely begging to her earlier today and he finds it while desperately checking the vault for juice. He's got a gameplan this time and it is going to work out. Frfr no cap ong.

The gameplan is 20 dollar hits on Keno while rubbing his head. Obviously, this time it will work bros, I won't spoil how it ends (he gets felted). What the fuck guys, how could he lose all of this money.

Luckily, his daily dollar is ready he figures out after clicking around. This time he will get that Honda Civic money, frfr no cap bros. Nevermind, I fucking lost it all, goodnight

After almost 7 hours of dead air, this is what he had to show for. Approx 15 mins of gambling in which Austin lost it all.

 

[NaggotFigger]

he ran on his osrs debt the only reason he wont run on his irl debt it because he needs it to buy crack RIGHT NOW, but if the crack stops coming if the juice stops flowing or you turn out to be a RAT. S W I S H I N T H E B I N

Hey brother, I ain't da only one needing sum crack bro. Holy shit, holy shit bro dat's sum real gooood crack bro, I need y'all money so that I can buy dat real good shiz bro!

To the latest message above me:

 

[DOORSTUCK]

A small but funny interaction had occurred while Austin sits idle in his chat, awaiting a sign of juice.


No I am not, stalker rat. Enjoy timeoutworld. (I have no association with either of these accounts.)

 

[Drama Fan]

This could not be more accurate. Each line of text is relatable to BMJ and his behavior.

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bro sleeps through 20 hour periods at times. Didn't he miss his brother on Thanksgiving? He also is the number 1 sponsor of the chicken biscuit on Kick.

 

[Kees H]

Screenshot from his stream earlier today, he showed off his Subscription page on Kick again. Around 75 renewed subscriptions, 132 real subscribers. That means that only 75 people have subbed themselves and turned on autorenew, and 57 people have subbed this month. That's around 10% organic subscriptions (less if you take off the people who subbed for a unban ).



There's also a big red bar in the sub graph, which if I remember it correctly from when he scrolled down on the subscription page are refunded subscriptions through the credit card provider, so I guess some of the people who gave him 100 subs just refunded the transaction with their creditcard provider.

 

[AnOminous]

Our cryptocurrency experts concludes the reason why it's still pending is "because it's got low Satoshi".

That's a really dumb way of saying the transaction fee is too low. If someone really wants to annoy him they could probably send him a deliberately fragmented transaction with a fee so low it would never be transmitted.

 

[Kees H]

Austin just hit 63x on a penny in Keno. Wasting his RNG, bruh (as an tech autist that really triggers me ).

 

[Get Me In]

Austin just concluded a 9 hour stream.

In case you want to watch those clips but also save yourself a little time: