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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
This is the most contact that Jimmy has had with women since he slid out his mom's vagina
 
What are they talking about 5K and sex? I'm doing chores and keep missing context.

Edit: Why is Sam giving him a consent talk and Jimmy saying "That's why I stopped"? What did I miss?
 
The only way I can explain the way Jimmy talks is like someone always picking the worst dialogue option in those shitty phone app dating sim ads. He's so consistently awful and off putting, it cracks me up.
 
Episode 12: Encouraging the Rape of Taylor

Sam has given Taylor a mission. She is to find out Jimmy's sexual preferences. Meanwhile, Ben is attempting to convince Jimmy that Taylor is into him. This comes after a difficult conversation with Judge in which Jimmy was reminded the importance of consent. Unfortunately for Jimmy, Taylor was brought into this discussion and very plainly stated that she has literally never thought about Jimmy in a sexual way. Hijinks ensue.
 
C. Cactus said:
The only way I can explain the way Jimmy talks is like someone always picking the worst dialogue option in those shitty phone app dating sim ads. He's so consistently awful and off putting, it cracks me up.
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I’m convinced the only sex he’s had has been against his will. And fuck I actually feel bad for writing that.
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
Episode 12: Encouraging the Rape of Taylor

Sam has given Taylor a mission. She is to find out Jimmy's sexual preferences. Meanwhile, Ben is attempting to convince Jimmy that Taylor is into him. This comes after a difficult conversation with Judge in which Jimmy was reminded the importance of consent. Unfortunately for Jimmy, Taylor was brought into this discussion and very plainly stated that she has literally never thought about Jimmy in a sexual way. Hijinks ensue.
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Wow, this FishTank episode sounds like a parody of Days of Our Lives. I like the creativity that Sam is going for here!
 
Taylor asked Jimmy about his kinks and the first "kink" he listed was that the woman consents to the sex. Then, he said that he likes it when women are "sexually agressive" with him.
 
The bar conversation between Taylor and Jim was the most clear as day example of just falling on your face with a girl. That should be shown as how not to chat up girls.
 
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