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Featured on Dec 29, 2023 by Null: Nick Rekieta is the 2023 Lolcow of the Year.
(2015 / 2016 / 2017 / 2018 / 2019 / 2020 / 2021 / 2022)
It's that time again, Kiwis! The Julays are an annual award ceremony for lolcows. The various awards are divided up by subforum or thread tag. Nominees were determined based on front-page features, cow crossovers, thread activity, and user submissions.
Vote for the cows who entertained us the most in 2023. While 2023 wasn't as big as 2022 in the world of lolcows, this site endured unprecedented hardship and our community has stayed active monitoring our beloved herd of bovines.
Voting is different this year! The Lolcow of the Year award is being conducted as a poll at the top of this thread. In addition to Lolcow of the Year, there are numerous other awards for lolcows, some new, some old. I'll count all cows you vote for (except write-ins) but PLEASE only vote for three subforum awards. I'm asking this because it took way too long to count everything last time.
Awards for Kiwis and lolcow fanworks will be held in a separate ceremony to be announced soon.
Lolcow of the Year Nominees
Lolcow of the Year nominees are not eligible for other awards.
Subforum Awards
Best Main Forum Lolcow
Race was called after 20 pages.
Queen of the Beauty Parlour
Race was called after 20 pages.
Breaker of Scales
Race was called after 20 pages.
Best Animal Control Lolcow
Race was called after 20 pages.
Best Internet Famous and Grift Wars Lolcow (includes Internet Tough Guys)
Race was called after 20 pages.
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow
Race was called after 20 pages.
Fresh Meat
Nominees for this category must have had their thread created in 2023.
Race was called after 20 pages.
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow
Nominees for this category must have passed away in 2023.
Race was called after all votes were counted.
 Fred L. "Bubba" Copeland / Brittini Blaire Summerlin (Tranny Sideshows on Social Media) Cause of death: 41% 85 |  Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea Cause of death: Munchie'd herself to death 30 |  Audrey "Aiden" Hale / aidencreates Cause of death: Killed by police (WINNER) 86 |  Paulo Cesar Goulart Siqueira / PC Siqueira Cause of death: Suicide 4 |  David Stay / Mandarr / Stayte of Mind Cause of death: Undisclosed illness 51 |  Paisley Courson (Tard Baby General) Cause of death: Respiratory arrest 5 |  Cheyanne Perry Suarez / hospitalprncss (Munchies) Cause of death: Munchie'd herself to death 4 |
Other Awards
Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award
These lolcows shat up their threads or otherwise failed at hiding their true identity. Write-ins are accepted for this award. Race was called after 20 pages.
| @SamanthaPrater 17 | @thegooddoctor/@Xentrilius 71 | @Itsnatsutalbott (WINNER) 86 | @Chaser663 14 | @Boolio96 / @franciseboolesq 4 |
Best Lolcow Media (pic/video)
Race was called after 20 pages.
Kicked Out of the Ice Cream Shop
11
Cyraxx's Arrest
25
Dream vs Nicolas Cantu (WINNER)
82
NSFW Goonclowning
17
Cyraxx vs Music Biz Marty
20
Cottage Cheese, Anyone?
1
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Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned
36
A Complicated Man, Chapter 1
3
Link
Boogie vs Wings
58
Voting Template
Please only vote for three lolcows, plus the two blue awards and the Lolcow of the Year poll at the top of this thread. You can either post your votes in this thread or message them to me. Happy voting!
Remember, please only vote for three subforum awards!
Best Main Forum Lolcow:
Queen of the Beauty Parlour:
Breaker of Scales:
Best Animal Control Lolcow:
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow:
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow:
Fresh Meat:
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:
Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award:
Best Lolcow Media:
Best Main Forum Lolcow:
Queen of the Beauty Parlour:
Breaker of Scales:
Best Animal Control Lolcow:
Best Internet Famous & Grift Wars Lolcow:
Best Stinkditch & Rat King Lolcow:
Fresh Meat:
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow:
Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award:
Best Lolcow Media:
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