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Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet
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JULAY
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I don't care how much money this square-headed chink has, if these people (and I use that term VERY loosely) were what my social circle consisted of, I would fucking kill myself post haste. Jesus Christ, what a sad, sordid existence...
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"2) Elliot drugged some dude in a dress and dragged him back to his dungeon."
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My only issue is that "accident" isn't pluralized. LFJ implies "accidents" happen, meaning that although he's only been credibly accused of rape once, it's very likely that he has physically committed the act of rape multiple times. These are Elliot's words. Not mine.
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You’ve seen what they think a woman looks like, and their only contact with horses is as suppliers of troonshine.
Only a terminal coomer who looks like a brick would think that some theoretical fantasy woman’s possible enjoyment would outweigh many genuine women’s real suffering.
In truth, I’m starting to wonder if his dick came off because he yanked it too much.
His whole explanation feels very much like, “So now I have explained what happened, there’s no need to talk about the fact that I raped a woman any more.” If a lying piece of shit like Elliott doesn’t want us talking about something, we should definitely be talking about that.
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Imagine anyone but a diseased troon using "oopsy-woopsy I did a fucky-wucky" as a defense to rape.
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I wish to bring an element of
(fat) to this thread by suggesting the wording "many thousands of consent accidents". It sounds... right.
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>Be Me
>Le Clever Troll
>Looking for someone to troll
>Stumble across Dong Gone
>Look into his feud with Kiwi Farms
>Lightbulb.png
>Buy a kiwi fruit, they're super cheap so why not
>Sneak into Honeycomb's HQ
>Leave it on Dong Gone's desk
>Next day, Elliot is having a mental breakdown on Twitter
>He's accusing the Farms of "stochastic terrorism"
>Null on Twitter is reacting with mild bemusement
>Null on the Farms is in full damage control mode
>Perfect
>Rinse and repeat
>One kiwi per day, every day, appears on the retard's desk
>DDoS attacks on Kiwi Farms ramp up
>Elliot is losing his mind
>Null is torn between laughing at Elliot and strangling his users
>Elliot refuses to go to work
>Fine by me
>Use a mail forwarding service to mail one fresh Kiwi to his house
>Elliot flees the country for New Zealand
>I'm not mailing a kiwi overseas, joke's over
>Things calm down
>One week later, read the news
>Elliot had a mental breakdown, stripped naked, and started screaming at people in the streets
>Why?
>Apparently, he saw a kiwi on the street
(This is just fiction, by the way. I'm not encouraging anything. I don't condone fucking with cows IRL, and I heartily denounce anyone that does this.)
>Le Clever Troll
>Looking for someone to troll
>Stumble across Dong Gone
>Look into his feud with Kiwi Farms
>Lightbulb.png
>Buy a kiwi fruit, they're super cheap so why not
>Sneak into Honeycomb's HQ
>Leave it on Dong Gone's desk
>Next day, Elliot is having a mental breakdown on Twitter
>He's accusing the Farms of "stochastic terrorism"
>Null on Twitter is reacting with mild bemusement
>Null on the Farms is in full damage control mode
>Perfect
>Rinse and repeat
>One kiwi per day, every day, appears on the retard's desk
>DDoS attacks on Kiwi Farms ramp up
>Elliot is losing his mind
>Null is torn between laughing at Elliot and strangling his users
>Elliot refuses to go to work
>Fine by me
>Use a mail forwarding service to mail one fresh Kiwi to his house
>Elliot flees the country for New Zealand
>I'm not mailing a kiwi overseas, joke's over
>Things calm down
>One week later, read the news
>Elliot had a mental breakdown, stripped naked, and started screaming at people in the streets
>Why?
>Apparently, he saw a kiwi on the street
(This is just fiction, by the way. I'm not encouraging anything. I don't condone fucking with cows IRL, and I heartily denounce anyone that does this.)
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And a rehash of a 4chan story that had mostly the same plot beats, except for pineapples being the fruit involved.
Still funny.
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For what it's worth, I'm also fairly certain that the government of British Columbia(One of Donger's home provinces) are pretty staunch when it comes to adoption and child care. I'm almost certain that if they didn't know already, they would easily reverse a decision if they found out who Frog-Jones actually was. Hypothetically, of course. Unless there was a concern of actual child endongerment.
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Sneedot
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elliot is a rapist and his head is square
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Inspired by @Creative Username I have figured out how to stop Dong- Gone: Write CONSENT ACCIDENT on the kiwi fruits one letter at a time, hide the kiwis throughout his office, but intentionally leave one letter out. He will be so busy looking for the missing letter that won't have time to "girl talk" anymore T&H women!
Do not actually do this, interacting with cows is for retarded faggots and Feds (retarded faggots).
Super-Chevy454
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I feel sorry for the dog, he doesn't look happy with them.
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They fucked the dog didn't they.
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You know the irony of this? If he had just said "no, I didn't rape X" I'd probably just think that the Cluster Bs were accusing each other of rape again since that's a favourite pastime of theirs. It's the fact that he had to re-write it as "consent accident" that just pushes me over - why would you try to re-write something if it's a false accusation?
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Based on the above Tweet:
Azimuth / stillinbeta:
Gizmo Gadget / Elliot (lmao look at the lipstick)
Snowdrop / invinciblehymn
