Orbiter đź‡¬đź‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Bryan Dunn said:
Im convinced Dan is the Bull fucking Cawg’s wife in the relationship. Never seen a 6 foot man cower so much behind another man’s achievements and accomplishments as much as Cawg does for Dan.

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Maybe Keffals should flee to Cog's house. They know the cuck life inside and out.
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
Im convinced Dan is the Bull fucking Cawg’s wife in the relationship. Never seen a 6 foot man cower so much behind another man’s achievements and accomplishments as much as Cawg does for Dan.

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Bro just because you and your wife do that and you like being cucked by troons doesn’t mean everyone does degenerate shit like that.

Cog and Dan are gay lovers the wife is a beard.
 
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3 am on Christmas in the UK, and Jobless Jonny is on X/Twitter coping that Ralph’s Mexican senorita is much more attractive than his punjabi land whale and seething about the Kino Casino. Very normal behavior.
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PauperVita said:
Czr has found old footage of Cog shitting on Faith Vickers. Faith is now a regular in his chat, and Cog changed his tune once Matthew Vickers became one of his top donors. Enjoy!
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On the Deadman stream someone asked Matthew Vickers why he donated to the Kino Casino after all the stuff PPP said about Faith and he said he didn’t care about him insulting his daughter, he found KC funny so he donated. This clip will likely not affect Vickers paypigging Cog, that would require him to actually give a shit about his daughter and be a good father.
 
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jimmybags said:
On the Deadman stream someone asked Matthew Vickers why he donated to the Kino Casino after all the stuff PPP said about Faith and he said he didn’t care about him insulting his daughter, he found KC funny so he donated. This clip will likely not affect Vickers paypigging Cog, that would require him to actually give a shit about his daughter and be a good father.
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Czr likes to point out Cog’s lack of consistency. Cog takes great pride in being consistent and honest which he is neither.

I remember Vickers stopped donating to the Kino Casino only when PPP made fun of him. You can shit all over his daughter for being a BPD compulsive liar/whore, but don’t mildly criticize him or it’s over. What a great dad.

If you listen to Cog you will often hear him lament that Czr has such a large archive with which he can expose every hypocrisy, every lie, every inconsistency and expose what a shameless grifter he is.
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PauperVita said:
Czr likes to point out Cog’s lack of consistency. Cog takes great pride in being consistent and honest which he is neither.

I remember Vickers stopped donating to the Kino Casino only when PPP made fun of him. You can shit all over his daughter for being a BPD compulsive liar/whore, but don’t mildly criticize him or it’s over. What a great dad.

If you listen to Cog you will often hear him lament that Czr has such a large archive with which he can expose every hypocrisy, every lie, every inconsistency and expose what a shameless grifter he is.
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Robo Cog more like Hobo Cog.
Get a job.
 
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PauperVita said:
Cog is having another meltdown on X/Twitter. I will update when he exhausts his almost endless supply of autistic energy.
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This nigga thinks that he is owning shit at $4K a month. Bruh. You make 48K a year BEFORE taxes lol. You also stream 7 days a week. You have no off time. WHAT SUCCESS! Get a real job you worthless nigger.

Also he claims to have family. Oh you mean the people that are okay with your brother calling you a pedophile? Friends? What friends? Discord people don't count as friends CAWG!

EDIT: Did some extra math. IF he was to break down an hourly rate, IF he was putting 8 hours a day in. 4-6 for the show then 2-4 for prep time. This nigga is making $16.66 an hour. lol. There are people fresh out of high school working entry level positions that make $18-20 and they get medical insurance and a 401K with contribution matching from their employers. Also have at least 2 days off a week and get paid sick and vacation time lol.
 
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Geekthulhu said:
This nigga thinks that he is owning shit at $4K a month. Bruh. You make 48K a year BEFORE taxes lol. You also stream 7 days a week. You have no off time. WHAT SUCCESS! Get a real job you worthless nigger.

Also he claims to have family. Oh you mean the people that are okay with your brother calling you a pedophile? Friends? What friends? Discord people don't count as friends CAWG!

EDIT: Did some extra math. IF he was to break down an hourly rate, IF he was putting 8 hours a day in. 4-6 for the show then 2-4 for prep time. This nigga is making $16.66 an hour. lol. There are people fresh out of high school working entry level positions that make $18-20 and they get medical insurance and a 401K with contribution matching from their employers. Also have at least 2 days off a week and get paid sick and vacation time lol.
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Don't forget that he lives in England where the pound is stronger than the US dollar and what that means for his cost of living.
 
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Geekthulhu said:
This nigga thinks that he is owning shit at $4K a month. Bruh. You make 48K a year BEFORE taxes lol. You also stream 7 days a week. You have no off time. WHAT SUCCESS! Get a real job you worthless nigger.

Also he claims to have family. Oh you mean the people that are okay with your brother calling you a pedophile? Friends? What friends? Discord people don't count as friends CAWG!

EDIT: Did some extra math. IF he was to break down an hourly rate, IF he was putting 8 hours a day in. 4-6 for the show then 2-4 for prep time. This nigga is making $16.66 an hour. lol. There are people fresh out of high school working entry level positions that make $18-20 and they get medical insurance and a 401K with contribution matching from their employers. Also have at least 2 days off a week and get paid sick and vacation time lol.
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These poor cog calendars have actually been a boon for Cog’s “business”. He is streaming longer and longer and draining the paypigs dry. Normally his best day is $150 and a typical stream lands under $50. He is flexing his $40k salary but the last 2 months have been abnormally good. He also regularly fakes donos to start a run.

Cog (whose lifelong ambition is to be a step-father due to his infertility) sent a Christmas gift to Xander. Cog’s own brother has accused him of being a pedophile. Pretty sick to allow a child to receive a gift when the true purpose is to humiliate his father. Also pretty negligent to allow a suspected pedophile to send toys to or interact with your child. I wonder if Jonny is talking to him on the phone like he did Drama Queen’s children.


 
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PauperVita said:
Cog (whose lifelong ambition is to be a step-father due to his infertility) sent a Christmas gift to Xander. Cog’s own brother has accused him of being a pedophile. Pretty sick to allow a child to receive a gift when the true purpose is to humiliate his father. Also pretty negligent to allow a suspected pedophile to send toys to or interact with your child. I wonder if Jonny is talking to him on the phone like he did Drama Queen’s children.


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It is beyond me why anyone would give Cog their home address. The way this fucker turns on people. He has already pretty much stated he is okay with doxxing by asking his audience to dox people that said mean things about him on Twitter and the farms. Wait till that Vicker's vein dries up and he needs some more content. He will leak that shit, or better yet show up to the Vicker's so Dan can beat up Pa Vickers.
 
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PauperVita said:
These poor cog calendars have actually been a boon for Cog’s “business”. He is streaming longer and longer and draining the paypigs dry. Normally his best day is $150 and a typical stream lands under $50. He is flexing his $40k salary but the last 2 months have been abnormally good. He also regularly fakes donos to start a run.
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Most of it is fake, he barely has 100 viewers a stream hell be faking at least 50% of his donos
 
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The pathetic “flex” of claiming to make $4k/month is even more humiliating when you realize he’s wildly inflating his income.

So what’s his excuse for doing nothing about that mouth full of broken, brown teeth rotting out of his head? He doesn’t even fucking bother brushing them. This lying POS is going to get a full set of dentures off the NHS someday and come back claiming they’re his own teeth and he just had them cleaned.
 
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Cog alog Czr (Caesarberries on Twitter) has announced his retirement.

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Not sure if this is only regarding Twitter or if he is also planning to stop posting to his YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@alcazar777) but if so, I wouldn't blame him. Czr is a bit of an obsessive freak with various personality issues but we needed someone like that to document Cog. He will be missed.

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