Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Who, Rekieta?

Yes.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Sober January means nothing when it's followed by Fucked up February, More Drinks March, and Alcohol only April.

At that rate you're looking at
Morgue May
Jucy worm food June

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a LOCALS stream in his kitchen.

- Beeping robot was absent. Sad!

- He complained about the mess because some people do not clean up after themselves--including thr oldest daughter who likes cooking. It was work for his daughters birthday party preparation for today.

We now know who will make sure their siblings do not starve.

- He is still planning to do Anime Matsuri. He needs to put a guest list together.

- Another light streaming schedule cope about 'muh depression trauma'.. His birthday was good and he spent it with the wife.

- Nick is trying to connect a 'friend of the show' with LOCALS to fix some of the LOCALS chat issues. He owns an app development company.

- Nick might bring back his media channel on Rumble. He is still afraid that his other channels on YT will be banned

- He wants to reinvigorate LOCALS chat. It got 'weird' a while ago, then he got too busy, then some people were concerned about 'monitoring'. He is sad that there is no real way to stop it--even through LOCALS archives them. A lot of people did not like the ease with which people can archive it off-site. It 'really took a toll on chat participation'.

- He has 'good vibes about 2024'.

- He explained how Rumble numbers are not baked. There are advertiser/live watcher/and unique viewer numbers differently. He does not think it is inflated because that would be fraud. They are public company, so it CANNOT be straight inflation becuase that would be illegal. The SEC would bust them. Also, they are on a political hit list, so if it were happening they would be taken down.

He coped for 10 minutes and went back and forth with CGoody about it. Totally NOT inflated, you guys!

- He thinks Rumble will add mid-roll adverts in 2024

- He talked about JustPearlyThingz and how she is dumb for a minute.

- He is not streaming until the 1st. He may do LOCALS before then.

Spoiler: Why chat is less active

Spoiler: Chat about the logger

Spoiler: Rumble numbers are inflated

ETA: Missing image

 

[Neetorino]

New avatar.
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Never thought I'd see the day you replaced that fantastic gif of Fuentes but this one is fantastic lmao. Besides, they're both wannabe niggs larping as straight christians, so not much really changes.

When asked by Ben what Lolcow thread Null would recommend to curious newfags, he chose BJ.

That's probably the right call, his thread started this year and he's constantly doing the same shit so it's easy to keep up with. He's also got so many lolcow traits that he makes for a good baseline for how other threads will be but with extra lore attached.

Viva Frei similarly established his own niche and similarly hasn't been seen since Kyle. It's arguable that Viva made Nick with his Rittenhouse tweet later boosted by Jack Posobiec that made Nick's trialstreaming explode

I can attest that without Viva I never would have found out about Nick's channel. His content pre-Rittenhouse never reached me on YouTube or Twitter regardless of my interests overlapping. If it had been left to the "social media mastermind" Nick Rekieta it wouldn't have even been clipped in the first place. It's almost like Nick can't achieve anything without someone else putting in all the legwork first.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's almost like Nick can't achieve anything without someone else putting in all the legwork first.

I am sure a bunch of OG fans could come up with a list of things that were handed to Nick for his show:

- His intro and outlook songs were made by fans.

- His streaming setup was suggested and configured by fans.

- His moderation is all volunteer

- Cody Baier introduced him to the Vic case, and farmers gave him a lot of 'tism research

- Joshy gave him a bunch of Farms clout and lore (e.g. Melinda Dedinda, Greer, and others)

This is just what I can think up off the top of my head.

 

[Obsul]

I am sure a bunch of OG fans could come up with a list of things that were handed to Nick for his show:

- His intro and outlook songs were made by fans.

- His streaming setup was suggested and configured by fans.

- His moderation is all volunteer

- Cody Baier introduced him to the Vic case, and farmers gave him a lot of 'tism research

- Joshy gave him a bunch of Farms clout and lore (e.g. Melinda Dedinda, Greer, and others)

This is just what I can think up off the top of my head.

Few people in this world are truly self-made, most successful people were given help and opportunities, which is why humility isn't just a nice, pleasant, likable attitude to have, but it's also a more realistic one that's based on how the world actually works. Everyone's standing on the shoulders of giants. Too bad Rekieta seems to have forgotten this.

 

[genericwhitemale]

>My hands have always shaken, since I was a kid
>My body has always shaken
>I've always licked the bottle, for years now
Noticing a pattern here

 

[IrishGuy088]

I am sure a bunch of OG fans could come up with a list of things that were handed to Nick for his show:

- His intro and outlook songs were made by fans.

- His streaming setup was suggested and configured by fans.

- His moderation is all volunteer

- Cody Baier introduced him to the Vic case, and farmers gave him a lot of 'tism research

- Joshy gave him a bunch of Farms clout and lore (e.g. Melinda Dedinda, Greer, and others)

This is just what I can think up off the top of my head.

I got one for you: the artwork on his walls.

Yes, there was that one guy doing art for him for a while that died; but have you noticed that Nick's background has been mostly-static for a while now? He didn't change it every stream, but it used to be more dynamic. I guess people aren't sending in that kind of stuff anymore.

Now it's all novelty sex toys and low-fidelity tit pics.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Dearest Balldoman fans and haters

The 2023 Julays have opened for voting. Our dear alcoholic is in a distant third for lolcow of 2023!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-julays-ninth-annual-lolcow-awards-2023.179333/

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Let's get those numbers up, just like Balldoman's BAC!

Edit to add: make sure to follow the rules- vote for Rackets in the poll only. Vote for up to 3 of the other categories only in a post, as well as both blue categories. Don't be like the Fatrick voters! They are as dumb as their cow, stalker children.

I don't get the bossman jack notoriety. He spends all his money on gambling but what else? I mean, it's retarded behavior but it feels less...disdainful/gross/degenerate/mockworthy than even tomlinson?

 

[not william stenchever]

I don't get the bossman jack notoriety. He spends all his money on gambling but what else? I mean, it's retarded behavior but it feels less...disdainful/gross/degenerate/mockworthy than even tomlinson?

He is like the tiktok version of a lolcow.

 

[Null]

https://odysee.com/@Blackpilled:b/the-fate-of-americans:f

really good review of American Beauty so I don't have to watch this shit

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Dearest Balldoman fans and haters

The 2023 Julays have opened for voting. Our dear alcoholic is in a distant third for lolcow of 2023!

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-julays-ninth-annual-lolcow-awards-2023.179333/

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Let's get those numbers up, just like Balldoman's BAC!

Edit to add: make sure to follow the rules- vote for Rackets in the poll only. Vote for up to 3 of the other categories only in a post, as well as both blue categories. Don't be like the Fatrick voters! They are as dumb as their cow, stalker children.

Just an added note that, in addition to Balldoman up for lolcow 2023 (he's currently trailing Fatrick and Bossman Jack by less than 20 votes.)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-julays-ninth-annual-lolcow-awards-2023.179333/

Our boy Drexel is up for the fresh meat category! I know a number of dedicated farmers helped to put together that outstanding OP. If you've not read it, give it a gander.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/drexel-johnson-yarbrough-drex-mayor-of-migtown-bigblkfriend.173099/

 

[Potatoherder]

- He is still planning to do Anime Matsuri. He needs to put a guest list together.

If a YT corner happens it'll be because Critical Drinker and the FNT crowd. Nick will have nothing to do with it.

Nick might bring back his media channel on Rumble. He is still afraid that his other channels on YT will be banned

YT does not care about him or his channel anymore. He even has dropped the false claim that YT was unsubbing people from him.

- He explained how Rumble numbers are not baked. There are advertiser/live watcher/and unique viewer numbers differently. He does not think it is inflated because that would be fraud. They are public company, so it CANNOT be straight inflation becuase that would be illegal. The SEC would bust them. Also, they are on a political hit list, so if it were happening they would be taken down.

He coped for 10 minutes and went back and forth with CGoody about it. Totally NOT inflated, you guys!

I honestly don't think they are doing it on purpose. As someone earlier pointed out their tech is just a clusterfuck. I can confirm that by what i do with my chat stuff. It's very clear a cleanup crew is working hard to get it in a usable state on the front-end. When i first started it was custom code and now it's slowly using frameworks. The back-end must be a horror show. I feel bad for the devs.

 

[elb]

Some clips from the drunk stream

Spoiler: Embeds

 

[Neetorino]

I am sure a bunch of OG fans could come up with a list of things that were handed to Nick for his show:
-snip snip-
This is just what I can think up off the top of my head.

Few people in this world are truly self-made, most successful people were given help and opportunities, which is why humility isn't just a nice, pleasant, likable attitude to have, but it's also a more realistic one that's based on how the world actually works. Everyone's standing on the shoulders of giants. Too bad Rekieta seems to have forgotten this.

I suppose "achieve" wasn't the perfect word to use but it still made it point. While yes, most people get help with obtaining success, they usually at least come up with the ideas or the starting point on their own. But Nick didn't even do that. His channel started with covering the Maddox/Maddax lolsuit, but didn't he say at one point that the idea of a lawyer explaining the case came from someone else in the Dick Show Facebook group? Nick's not an idea guy, he's not the research guy as he's admitted to before, and he rarely follows through on things he does come up with because they take too much effort. He's at best a leech and at worst he's "that guy" who got added to a group project in high school that should've had his name removed for lack of work. And even then, the guy who doesn't work on the project still might thank everyone else for pulling his weight, not our Nickers! It's pathetic honestly just how much of his life has just been silver platters for him to pick from but he keeps getting distracted by the male waiters and his own reflection in the platter's lid.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick Rekieta drunkenly discussing the fact that he has so many phone numbers from strippers who offer "escort services":

"Dude, it's so fucking funny. Well, that's why I have all their numbers. [...] It's hilarious to me. Like, I love it. It's great."

Uh oh! Good thing Nick admitted he was blackout drunk for that stream, so he probably doesn't remember saying that.

I don't know Sean's Farms account, but congrats on predicting exactly what Nick's response would be!

 

[Captain Manning]

The 2023 Julays have opened for voting. Our dear alcoholic is in a distant third for lolcow of 2023!

He's closing the gap now. We can do this Kiwis!!!

What's amazing to me about this is where he is relative to Ralph. I don't even know if Ralph should have been nominated this year.

In 2021 Nick laughed at Ralph's shart, Ralph flipped out, and Nick disavowed Ralph (finally).

In 2023, he's buddy-buddy with Ralph again (despite Ralph saying all sorts of vile shit about his wife, but he has no backbone and did what Daddy Dick wanted), Ralph seems to have mellowed quite a lot lately, and Nick is acting more like Ralph every day.

It's quite a reversal. The Sonichu Demon is real.

I honestly don't see the draw of the crackhead who has fits while losing money that isn't his own.

He's easier to digest. While I would argue that Rekieta is the MUCH bigger lolcow, to truly appreciate his decline you have to follow this thread at least somewhat. With BMJ, you just watch his streams for a little while and you instantly get it.

I don't want BMJ to win, but I would kinda understand if he did.

Beeping robot was absent. Sad!

I bet you anything the batteries died. That is to say, he never turned the damn thing off.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick Rekieta drunkenly discussing the fact that he has so many phone numbers from strippers who offer "escort services":

"Dude, it's so fucking funny. Well, that's why I have all their numbers. [...] It's hilarious to me. Like, I love it. It's great."

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Uh oh! Good thing Nick admitted he was blackout drunk for that stream, so he probably doesn't remember saying that.

I don't know Sean's Farms account, but congrats on predicting exactly what Nick's response would be!

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It's not dry January yet YOU STUPID RETARD FARMERS. Of course he's going to get as blackout drunk as he can for three days straight before that. You don't understand that because you have autism and don't understand social queues. If you're going to take a month off of abusing alcohol you have to drink as much as possible, okay you GAYBOYS?

I mean I love you guys and I hope you do really really well in your lives even though you're a bunch of stupid faggots but you just don't understand how quitting drinking for a single month works.

Anyway I'm almost done with my shower so I guess I'll end this post.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Nick Rekieta drunkenly discussing the fact that he has so many phone numbers from strippers who offer "escort services":

"Dude, it's so fucking funny. Well, that's why I have all their numbers. [...] It's hilarious to me. Like, I love it. It's great."

I know she gets a lot of hate from this thread, but I do really feel bad for his wife. If she's not 100% down with this type of thing, Destiny-Melina style, then this is just downright insulting. And his kids will have to deal forever with the fact that their father's lecherous behavior and drunken misdeeds have been recorded to the Internet in perpetuity. If he doesn't realize that, he's an idiot in denial. If he does realize that, he's just a horrible person.

 

[Asperchewy]

Not the crossover I expected. (I have no recent knowledge of these two interacting, btw).