🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sicko Hunter]

Ethan lost a ton of weight and looks fantastic plus he's getting smoking hot latina pussy it's undeniable at this point that Ralph won.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I think it's time Ethan transitioned to a PUA/Manosphere grift; really give Andrew Tate a run for his money. He's already got a built in fan base of incels, why not sell them the Ralphamale secrets to smashing some box. He could grace his gullible retard audience with such top tier Ralphatips such as:

The key is, you have to go to a foreign country. That way, when you wave your American dollar in their faces, their garments will be rendered. Just be sure that, you never pull out. Pulling out is how you catch AIDS. That's why MEDICARE has cancer AIDS, cause he always pulls out YEW SHOULD HAVE FILLED UP YOUR GREASY KOREAN SLUT CANCER MAN! NOW LOOK AT YA!

 

[Fslur]

I think it's time Ethan transitioned to a PUA/Manosphere grift; really give Andrew Tate a run for his money. He's already got a built in fan base of incels, why not sell them the Ralphamale secrets to smashing some box. He could grace his gullible retard audience with such top tier Ralphatips such as:

The key is, you have to go to a foreign country. That way, when you wave your American dollar in their faces, their garments will be rendered. Just be sure that, you never pull out. Pulling out is how you catch AIDS. That's why MEDICARE has cancer AIDS, cause he always pulls out YEW SHOULD HAVE FILLED UP YOUR GREASY KOREAN SLUT CANCER MAN! NOW LOOK AT YA!

I like this idea but.. he needs something a lot less effort he’s still sleeping on stream.

Ralph said his new gf wanted to go to Europe and if watching Novellas has taught me anything she’ll be smuggling drugs in her implants and they can put tons of stuff between his flaps…

This plot seems a lot more likely to me and Ralph has a lot of experience as a customer..

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Weird cope. Last night I watched Ralph passed out for 40 minutes or so while Perspicacity yelled at him and superchatters donated meme music and speculated if he was dead or OD'ing. Today the claim is he didn't even fall asleep.
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Ralph feels that posting a picture in Cancun with a prostitute is the superior equivalent to Wings posting a holiday snap at home with his wife.
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I have no idea what he means:
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Where TF was EOR that it was an 8-hour drive back to Merida?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Same photographer

You misspelled pimp.

Mexico has long had a culture of casual prostitution, way before the internet was even a thing. It was conservatively estimated in 2016 that 1 in 250 Mexicans has whored themselves out.

Gordita is with Gunt for purely transactional reasons. Bitch has a Square card reader between her legs FFS.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

We don't need to see you in a cartel video.

It's like he's banking on death by Machete. Seeing one pig get chopped in half on this site was enough, but I can't look away.

He's got nothing to lose and impulsive/risk taking behavior is going to increase in his isolated and broken state to cope. It's really just a race to see what gives out first, his heart or one of the locals patience with the skinny-fat gringo hollering and smelling like pig shit, stale piss bottles and cigarette butts in their vicinity.

If he's planning on going out in a blaze of glory, he could of just am heroed by cop in front of the crack shack instead of moving to Mexico to get mag dumped. Harry and Amanda could spin it to his daughter that dad died working DEA surveillance I suppose. More believable than serving honorably in Ukraine and save her the embarrassment of what became of her Ralph. Kid already has it bad enough.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph said his new gf wanted to go to Europe

I hear Portugal is nice, try Lisbon!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Uh oh. Kiwifarmers blown the fuck out now. All the doubters gonna be on suicide watch.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Where TF was EOR that it was an 8-hour drive back to Merida?

When I checked Google maps there was a closure on the shortest route back from Cancun. The obvious alternate route was 7.5 hours according to Google.

 

[deeman]

They are likely taking each others photos, hence why they are never in a photo together despite being there together.

Makes sense that the pics seems to be taken by different cameras (Color grading etc.).

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Weird cope. Last night I watched Ralph passed out for 40 minutes or so while Perspicacity yelled at him and superchatters donated meme music and speculated if he was dead or OD'ing. Today the claim is he didn't even fall asleep.
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"You know how I've exhibited this exact same behavior multiple times before, vehemently denied I was on drugs, and then admitted that I lied and was on drugs? We'll I'M NOT ON DRUGS!"

 

[Rage Pig]

The Ralphamale ain't got time for petty sektur drama, he's bringing down the Zionist Entity with his highbrow KILLSTREAM.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yeah our favorite bog hog is feeling massive regret over burning the bridge with Fuentes, he’s trying to piggy crawl his way back on cozy to suckle on Cat Fuhrer’s nipples for superchat money for booze and hookers. Pretty clear he’s upset over getting nothing after turning on Nick

 

[Fornicario]

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Yeah our favorite bog hog is feeling massive regret over burning the bridge with Fuentes, he’s trying to piggy crawl his way back on cozy to suckle on Cat Fuhrer’s nipples for superchat money for booze and hookers. Pretty clear he’s upset over getting nothing after turning on Nick

Ralph is a fucking idiot. Even if Nick is retarded enough to take back Boss Hog after Ralph snaking him, Cozy's dead. There's no audience anymore.

 

[Terrorist]

Tiny flappy arms, tiny toothpick legs, no chest, big ole gunt, enormous head. The man is built like a muppet lmao.

REGISTERED SEXUAL SUPERSTAR (that banger had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes) The Ralphamale is finally doing what he really wants to do in life: Fucking brown whores. If only he didn’t feel the need to sire two bastards to own Josh Moon first.

I think it's time Ethan transitioned to a PUA/Manosphere grift; really give Andrew Tate a run for his money. He's already got a built in fan base of incels, why not sell them the Ralphamale secrets to smashing some box. He could grace his gullible retard audience with such top tier Ralphatips such as:

The key is, you have to go to a foreign country. That way, when you wave your American dollar in their faces, their garments will be rendered. Just be sure that, you never pull out. Pulling out is how you catch AIDS. That's why MEDICARE has cancer AIDS, cause he always pulls out YEW SHOULD HAVE FILLED UP YOUR GREASY KOREAN SLUT CANCER MAN! NOW LOOK AT YA!

Credit where it’s due: Of all the “right wing” grifters who rag on white women, threaten to leave the USA, and exhort the BASEDness of third world shitholes, Ralph is one of the only ones with the cojones to move.

 

[Rage Pig]

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Yeah our favorite bog hog is feeling massive regret over burning the bridge with Fuentes, he’s trying to piggy crawl his way back on cozy to suckle on Cat Fuhrer’s nipples for superchat money for booze and hookers. Pretty clear he’s upset over getting nothing after turning on Nick

The day after Fuentes rakes in $163k with his fundraising stream the Gunt wants everyone to know that he is willing to kowtow to Spicolas. Must have driven him mad to see this compared to his $152 sleepy stream.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

The day after Fuentes rakes in $163k with his fundraising stream the Gunt wants everyone to know that he is willing to kowtow to Spicolas. Must have driven him mad to see this compared to his $152 sleepy stream.

This is the same Gunt who said his brown Latinx girlfriend was the best thing to happen in his life. Strangely not his kids.

Also Ralph was defending Teddy Feaser’s takes on Nick “building character” (the Feaser thread goes into detail on that)

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He'll crawl back to anyone willing to pay or give him another chance

This new outing of his is no doubt costing him more than ever. As long as he can keep the charade up paying her off and flexing on the haters it's all worth it to him

 

[nothing2]

This is almost more pathetic than Feaser's cucking, because Feaser is a legitimate fanboy who watches Nick's show every night for his personal enjoyment, whereas Ralph is purely an amoral grifter. He would be sucking up to Ali Alexander himself if the guy was more popular. Shameless.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Joel Davis, a friend of Keith Woods called Ralph out for being an amoral shapeshifting grifter and Ralph sperged out at Joel and hollered: