Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

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Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1264 - December 18, 2023
(Note: there are two episode 1264s. Last Friday's episode was also episode 1264.)
Monologue is about Jonathan Majors getting convicted of third-degree assault and harassment, and Houthi rebels in Yemen bombing container ships in the Red Sea.
  • 0:26:15 -- Show starts
  • 0:33:40 -- Nick announces that he's going to do a marathon fundraiser stream for the America First Foundation next Wednesday, December 27. He says the money will go toward producing a feature-length documentary, "revamping the studio" (i.e. remodeling Nick's house), and doing ballot harvesting in Georgia, Wisconsin, and Arizona. As @nothing2 has pointed out, ballot harvesting is ILLEGAL in Georgia and Arizona. Nick says he already talked to donors about this plan, and one donor has committed to match every donation up to $50,000.
  • 1:33:15 -- Superchats
  • 1:37:45 -- Superchatter asks Nick if he's heard of Mike King, and says Nick would like his books. He says he's writing a 400-page book "along the lines of Europa TLB documentary" and asks if he can send a copy to Nick to get his opinion on it. Nick says he's "not going to read all that." He looks up Mike King's website (archive here lmao) and cringes. "Okay, dude. Seriously? Oh my gosh. Stuff like this just, like, drives me insane. I don't know how stuff like that even exists." -Nick
  • 1:39:20 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he thinks of Kanye saying "Jesus rules the world, then Medici family, then the Vatican, etc.," and asks what Kanye thought of Catholicism. Nick says he gave his thoughts earlier on the Rumble stream, and says Kanye is "throwing shade on them" and "saying that they're implicated in the conspiracy or whatever." He says Kanye was "not a fan" of Catholicism.
  • 1:42:30 -- Superchatter says "all the people who say 'become a plumber, get married at 23 to Susie up the road, have seven kids by 29' are the same people who wouldn't dare go out of their way to hire a white serviceman or even support a Catholic/Christian owned business." "Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right about that." -Nick
  • 1:46:25 -- Superchatter asks Nick what he thought of Tucker Carlson's recent interview with Tim Pool and Charlie Kirk. "I didn't watch it. I was asleep. I slept from, you know, 4 to 10 or whatever. So I didn't really see it." -Nick
  • 1:47:30 -- Superchatter says "All this conflict around key shipping lanes and oil fields should make our wallets feel uneasy." Nick rolls his eyes and calls him "the biggest fucking nerd ever." "Who says that? Who talks like that? Are you like a normie zombie? 'All that, if I know one thing, all that trouble in the Middle East should make our wallets feel uneasy, am I right? How about that weather though? You got to get your Christmas shopping done now!' Fuck you. (...) Shut the fuck up, bitch. Shut up."-Nick
  • 1:49:20 -- Superchatter asks how a person should prepare for the "future calamity" Nick has in mind. Nick says it's impossible to prepare because any supplies you gather will just be stolen by someone stronger. He compares the situation to Rust, Minecraft, and Fortnite. He says you should get guns and plan to steal other people's stuff ("I mean, in like a survival situation, sort of have to do that." -Nick). He then reconsiders and says you should have a bug-out bag and be prepared to flee at any moment. He fantasizes about systematically sneaking into preppers' houses, murdering them, eating all their food, and burning their houses down so no one else can have the resources.
  • 2:03:20 -- Nick finishes the last superchat. He rips off his headphones and throws them on the desk. "I'm done. I'm done with this show. I've had enough. Okay. All right. That's gonna do it for me." -Nick

America First 1265 - December 19, 2023
Monologue is about "gay black veteran" Rob Smith getting heckled, and the Colorado Supreme Court banning Donald Trump from the GOP primary ballot.
  • 0:27:25 -- Show starts
  • 0:31:25 -- Nick complains that his tie is choking him. He wonders if he's getting fat or if the shirt has shrunk.
  • 0:34:25 -- Nick repeats his announcement from Monday about the December 27th fundraiser stream. He doesn't repeat the "ballot harvesting" part, but doesn't walk it back either. "We got a lot of plans, a lot of things that we're going to be rolling out. Some big new projects, some content, we're getting involved in politics, upgrading the studio. So there's going to be a lot of things in motion." -Nick
  • 0:53:10 -- "The adults should know better, the children do not. It's the responsibility of the adults to rear the children and instruct them in virtue, in morality. That's their job. (...) That's a whole point of having a conservative movement, is to put the cross and the Christ back at the center of public life, and to resist those things in particular for the children. To protect the children and sort of create an umbrella for them."-Nick
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  • 1:23:30 -- Nick says his tie is killing him. He loosens his tie and pulls his shirt collar up around his head like a turtle. He wonders if he's having trouble with the tie due to his autism. He complains that he has hypoxia and his mustache is growing into his mouth. He tries to set up the superchats. "Okay, there we go. Dude, if that wasn't gonna load, I was just gonna straight up, like, blow my head off. All right, let's uh... Okay, thank God we don't even have that many. We have like 20." -Nick
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  • 1:25:35 -- Superchats
  • 1:26:15 -- Superchatter "veeber" sends $500. He says he's a sergeant in the Army and there are a lot of people there on Nick's side, including generals. Nick says he's going to ask for the generals' allegiance "one of these days" and the generals are going to kill him. "This guy says, 'The generals are on your side.' Really? (laugh) Really? And then I'm like, 'Alright generals, you work for me now!' They just like, break my neck. They just come up, grab my head, just break my neck in half. Hey, what the fuck? I thought you said they were on my side. Now I'm in hell. Now I'm in hell forever. What the heck, man?"-Nick
  • 1:34:15 -- Superchatter asks Nick, "Any update on the pet monkey or have you moved on from that?" Nick says he doesn't think the monkey will work, because he can barely take care of himself as it is. He says maybe when he gets married, he'll get a monkey and make his wife take care of it, but if the monkey likes his wife more than him, he would have to kill both of them and then kill himself. He says he loves animals and he wants a low-maintenance pet he can cuddle, like a bunny or a hamster. He says maybe he'll become a dog rescuer because it'd be good PR and good for his soul, but on the other hand being really into animals is "kind of gay." "Raccoon? Raccoon would be sick. I'm like a raccoon. I identify with raccoons because I'm up all night. I eat garbage. You know, if you like shine a flashlight at McDonald's at 3 AM, you'll see me with like, a cheeseburger. I hate the light. I hate daytime. I'm out at night in the cold. I'm kind of like, clumsy. I'm like, hoisting my fat little body up in the garbage can. So I kind of relate." -Nick
  • 1:41:40 -- Superchatter "The DB Network" (Joe the Boomer) calls himself "Darth Joe the Boomer," a "dark lord of the blockchain." Nick jokes that he'll become Joe's Sith apprentice and he'll be sent to kill Brandt Wiggins.

America First 1266 - December 22, 2023
(Note: this show was over 9 hours late, starting at ~6:15 AM on December 23. The previous two days, Nick left the lobby running for 10+ hours before canceling.)
Monologue is about rumors that Nikki Haley will be Donald Trump's running mate, hostage negotiations between Israel and Hamas, and Israel potentially going to war with Hezbollah.
  • 0:41:05 -- Show starts
  • 0:44:35 -- Nick says he plans to do shows on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday next week. He mentions the fundraiser stream again. He says the fundraiser stream might have a gaming tournament and call-ins. "And I hinted at some of the projects earlier in the week. We're planning on doing a feature-length documentary next year. We're gonna be doing AFPAC 4. We're gonna be in the 2024 election. We're gonna be doing a new studio. So we got a lot of big plans for next year to really take things to the next level." -Nick
  • 0:47:35 -- Nick complains that his nose hurts.
  • 0:54:40 -- Nick says Donald Trump "is not good at governing and he doesn't even seem to be interested in it."
  • 0:59:55 -- Nick claims that he got "many people" jobs in the Trump administration.
  • 1:39:55 -- Superchats
  • 1:42:20 -- Superchatter asks if it's possible to "live in the moment," and says many old people regret not appreciating what they had at the time. Nick tediously explains that "it's impossible not to live in the moment" because the past only exists in memory and the future hasn't happened yet. Then he says the key to living in the moment is knowing that you will die and nothing you do really matters in the long term; he says this "alleviates a lot of anxiety about the future."
  • 1:48:50 -- Superchatter says he goes to university in Poland, and there are a few good women there. He says one woman he knows is "wife material": "tall, Ukrainian, virgin, smart, understands the JQ." Nick cuts off the superchat halfway through. "Dude, shut the fuck up. Shut up." -Nick
  • 1:49:40 -- Superchatter asks Nick how he can say he's against illegal immigration when he supports Tyler Russell overstaying his visa. Nick says Tyler Russell is white so the rules shouldn't apply, and claims he's here legally.
  • 1:52:20 -- Superchatter recommends a new meal service. Nick looks it up and browses the menu, sorting calories high to low because he needs "lots of carbs, lots of energy." He says the food looks good. "Thank you for the awesome advice. Amazing advice. Finally, it paid off! One good super chat!" -Nick
  • 1:59:35 -- "Hang on, I'm playing Call of War. I'm like a baby. When I do the superchats, I have to play Call of War or else I'll throw a temper tantrum. I have to watch this too. I'm like, I'm like a baby with an iPad. I'm like a crying baby, and then you give me an iPad and I'm like, 'Huh, hmm.' You know, then you give me like, a video game or like, a bag of goldfish. Give me like, a bag of M&M's. I'm simple like that. So anyway, terrible, uh, terrible joke."-Nick
🎄 Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Milo won. Milo can easily socialize and chat in the fashion, religion and political world, so he can handle Ye’s weird intersecting obsessions far better than most. Nick is a weird asocial incel a generation removed from Ye. It must have been awkward af with these two in the same room trying to hang with each other.

Nick waited around a hotel room in LA for weeks, months? just waiting for Ye to call him. Ye felt that cringe. The smell of desperation in the morning is as repelling to men as women.

Milo is happy to take Ye’s calls but he’s grifting his way around LA living in Dov Charney’s mansion until they evict the whole weird crew. He at least knows how to keeps busy in between Ye’s manic episodes.
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What is wrong with his finger?

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double jointed maybe? Or a past break that healed weirdly?
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Merry Christmas Nick! Front page of drudge, what a gift.
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Weird that Drudge would link to a patch.com “news story” bit of coordination there. Someone wants to embarrass little Nicky and his family in their own backyard. Not sure at this point it could matter, I figure they got all the blowback that mattered years ago. Jews really turned on the hard press PR machine after the attacks.

I wonder if Nicky moved out of mom and dad’s house by choice or they just got sick of him running his “media empire” from their basement plus the swattings, random 2 am tantrums and angry neighbors that came with it. Sort of like BMJ only less crack, less weed but more politics and lots more faggotry.
 
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If people pay $1,000 for AFPAC tickets, how long can Nick "postpone" AFPAC before it falls under fraud? Similar to GoFundMe scams.
Are there not laws surrounding the sale of tickets? Shouldn't a "ticket" require an actual event to exist or be planned with a specific date on the ticket?
The fact that Nick is constantly doing legally-questionable things while presumably under surveillance by the authorities is... interesting.
 
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If people pay $1,000 for AFPAC tickets, how long can Nick "postpone" AFPAC before it falls under fraud? Similar to GoFundMe scams.
Are there not laws surrounding the sale of tickets? Shouldn't a "ticket" require an actual event to exist or be planned with a specific date on the ticket?
The fact that Nick is constantly doing legally-questionable things while presumably under surveillance by the authorities is... interesting.
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There was some incident from his last event. Apparently he was selling autographed posters? Some sad attendee called in to Nick’s show two or four weeks after that debacle to meekly mention he paid $200, or whatever the price was, for an autographed poster but his poster had no autograph. Nick mocked him and shat on him for daring to very politely ask why he didn’t get what he paid for.

Nicks expects you to give him money and be grateful if you happen to get whatever is listed in return.

He must expect really low numbers in the Fortnight tourney if the buy in is $50 with a pot of only $500.

The $5 and $10k levels are just for elderly right wing homos who have a fetish for conservative Christians boys under 25. AF is one of their only remaining options after getting banned from Mormon youth PACs years ago. Hiring gay twink escorts from IG to pretend to be upstanding Christian boys just doesn’t scratch their itch the same way.
 
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The $5 and $10k levels are just for elderly right wing homos who have a fetish for conservative Christians boys under 25.
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You have to be scraping the bottom 🥁 of the barrel to try and land someone like Nick. Is dejected bottom a thing?
 
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You have to be scraping the bottom 🥁 of the barrel to try and land someone like Nick. Is dejected bottom a thing?
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It’s the hope that Nick is the ticket to the world of under-21 straight Christian boys that have pure hearts for Jesus.

I’m sure Ali Alexander helps in this endeavor by sharing a not small collection of dick pics from minors to a certain important niche of AF funders.

Old homos pay a lot to get in sniffing distance of the pure and innocent.
 
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Nick mocked him and shat on him for daring to very politely ask why he didn’t get what he paid for.
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It’s so funny how all Nick has to do is just barely pay attention to his fans and they’ll love him even more. Instead he out right shits on them and hates him. Nick you quadroon, these people are your lifeline. Your whole life is depending on these losers loving you enough to separate themselves from their money.

Why is AF dying? Who knows Nick maybe shit on another paypig.
 
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I feel bad for all the AFags who splurged for all that Kanye merch and made 'being a Ye fan' their entire personality for the last year and a half. They're probably going to film themselves burning all that Chinese sweatshop made albums and shoes now as mandated by the Groyper Capos now. :'(
 
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I caught the last 5 minutes of Nick’s fundraiser stream and he made $162K.
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Given he also always has 6K viewers for every stream I tend to doubt any stats and figures Nick displays in public, esp when it comes to money and view counts.

Of course Nick has his big, rich glow daddies, to keep him afloat. Since 2024 is a presidential election year they felt the need to dig deep to keep their honey pot going until after Nov. 7. They haven't been keeping their pet monkey on a tight leash for the last four years for nothing.
 
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