Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TyrasGuard]

Both “Mandy” and Metokur Fembot prove if a woman clout-chasing paypig won’t just get on a live cam conversation then they’re a catfish

Or that the first whim or impression is probably the most accurate one. The very second someone refuses to send a picture or go into voice chat to verify who they are, it's 100% bullshit. I'm honestly SHOCKED at how anyone believed them.

It's 2024, my fucking toaster can take 4K pictures and has Internet access. Just mindblowing how easy they all fell for it.

The fuck can she do?

Bro, the PILES of garbage Rekieta is sitting on would guarantee that she can divorce his ass and rape him like he wishes Mandy would've. I'm not saying that she will but it would be the easiest settlement ever. Rekieta isn't interested in rebuilding his life, maybe his wife is.

 

[Blackstar]

I voted for Bossmanjack but now I kneel and accept that Balldo truly is the lolcow of the year. Imagine getting tricked by some faggot into ruining your life for an imaginary female persona he created.

 

[AnOminous]

While definitely not an excuse for his behavior, I do know someone who claims that their sense of taste has been different ever since they did some mushrooms while away from home once, years ago, and I believe them. They say it's faded a bit over the years, but some of the things they used to love are still entirely unpalatable. If it can do that to taste, I 100% believe it can do that to touch. No firsthand knowledge here though, I stay the fuck away from psychedelics. I'd enjoy them too much, and I don't need any more excuses for being lazy.

Maybe a Nobel, but you could make a lot more money getting a job with the feds. Imagine any time a pesky lawyer was giving your spooks a hard time, you could turn them into a pathetic, drooling Balldo Man incapable of practicing law.

 

[Evilronald]

The way Nick talks about “Mandy” is so weird. I don’t see how any woman would be okay with her husband talking about wanting to smash the shit out of another woman and how she’s “so fucking hot.” It’s not only disrespectful but I feel most women would feel jealous or insecure (and for perfectly legitimate reasons). It’s pretty hilarious that a Jew came through to help the farms (even if unintentionally).

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I dont get it. Mandy's voice is extremely suspect and a dead giveaway. The lady's picture he was jacking it to isn't even that hot. His wife has flawless skin and nice teets. What's wrong with the state of white men today. Nick himself is like a chad version of Daniel Larson in alternate universe where mental retardation doesn't exist.

 

[4090 Chad]

Balldo is just following Sam’s relationship advice

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That’s it. Rekieta has clearly become lolcow of the year

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Fucking last minute victory for Rackets. It's Balldover, Rackets has lolcow of the year in the bag.

Imagine if someone said that he'd take it all at the start of the year... spectacular.

Way to read social ques Nick!

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I dont get it. Mandy's voice is extremely suspect and a dead giveaway. The lady's picture he was jacking it to isn't even that hot. His wife has flawless skin and nice teets. What's wrong with the state of white men today. Nick himself is like a chad version of Daniel Larson in alternate universe where mental retardation doesn't exist.

as we know, nick rekeita represents all white men

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

as we know, nick rekeita represents all white men

In a way, he kind of does. He's symptomatic of the bigger problem, which is white men allowing themselves to be systematically cucked.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

I made originally wrote that Kickvic post right before the confirmation dox on MANdy but forgot to post it. After I got back, made a quick edit and pressed post, I read a few down from where mine was going to be annndd...

How do you guys do it? Sliding in right at the very last 2023 second!
Fucking wew lads, Its over Rekieta-bros. At least The Gunt started to pull up a bit. Nick just fucking crash-landed.

Lolcow of the year, Easy!
Thank you for the milk. Bless this fine feast.

And Happy New Years Everybody!

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Shit like this is why Rekieta is winning Lolcow of the Year, isn't it?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Lol, from being a moderately successful lawyer, to getting catfished by a tranny.

 

[AnOminous]

Catching up a Nick clips from @elb and holy shit! At 3.10 of his 'Comedic Value in Being a Drunk Moron' clip he says he thinks it is funny to flirt with women in bars then stiff them. He says it is alright because someone else will take them home. He advises men to buy drunk 6's expensive drinks.

Nick is a lying liar who lies and this is as "this totally happened" as the average reddit post, but the fact he'd even make this up shows what a complete piece of shit he is.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Only a wetbrain like Rackets can fall for this shit. Like dude, you are MARRIED and your wife is pretty good looking still at her age.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Shit like this is why Rekieta is winning Lolcow of the Year, isn't it?

He sowed the seeds of his destruction years ago. Now we are getting that high quality Costco creme bukkake.

 

[Hungry Fox]

AND ITS NICKY RACKETS FOR THE LAST SECOND OWN GOAL! An amazing move from the self-declared "social media expert" to get catfished by a fucking skinwalker. What an upset! From media darling to pathetic wino, who could have seen such a depressingly hilarious trashfire from the Exploded Nose himself! Happy new year, and bottom's up!

 

[WelperHelper99]

I dont get it. Mandy's voice is extremely suspect and a dead giveaway. The lady's picture he was jacking it to isn't even that hot. His wife has flawless skin and nice teets. What's wrong with the state of white men today. Nick himself is like a chad version of Daniel Larson in alternate universe where mental retardation doesn't exist.

Well you see it's this thing called booze... it can make a brick wall look like a porn star with how much he slams down every night

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Liquid Mandy

 

[Sam Losco]

His wife has flawless skin and nice teets.

Covered in shitty tats ≠ flawless.
Also, tits are implants so they could be nice, they could be shitty, just like natural, you can't really tell when you only see them under clothes.