Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lone MacReady II]

Started keeping Nicky at arms length when his degeneracies started coming out... and when he brought the >smokey< out. Does he let it play with his kids and quote mlk to them?

 

[AnOminous]

I used to like Rekieta, as much as you can like an Internet lawyer. Alcohol is a hell of a drug, and I wonder if Nick stopped there. It wouldn't surprise me if he was mainlining ketamine.

He didn't. He admitted to rolling on molly and eating shrooms at the very least. Probably more. I think he's admitted to edibles because it was funny, or something. Minnesota legalized recently. Cocaine could explain some of his antics, but those are what he's admitted.

It's a Christmas Miracle Example!

It's a Wonderful Balldo Life!

It's rare you get to see such a beautiful and well timed morality play with front seats.

 

[ShitLurker]

Got to wonder what led him to go full alcoholic. Was it the need to "be entertaining"? Did he start to think he was an actual big shot? Maybe some guilt for utterly fucking over Vic with his smug "it's in the bag" shit with Ty "Nick we lost again" Beard? Thinking that life was too mundane with a wife and 5 kids? His black bull groomer filling his head with degenerate stories?

So many chances to pull up yet here we are. I'm starting to believe the Chris ghost theory. After it finishes ruining Nick, who will be the next scalp?

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Every time I think the Nick Rekieta extended universe can't get any crazier, it one ups itself.

 

[Dean Pentel]

It's damn hard to say what's better, that Patrick is a fucking loser even here among the only people on Earth that give a fuck about him, or that Nick enthusiastically stated how much he wanted to fuck a tranny catfish.

The best screenwriters in Hollywood history couldn't have made this shit up.

 

[SPCC Archivist]

I still can't believe this dumb nigger Rekieta found his very own trollsome gal-pal called Mandy.

As I said.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I will consult my crystal balldo and predict the Rekeita cope:

"I knew all along that ManD wasnt a woman. I leaned into the joke, BECAUSE COMEDY"
"It's funny you humourless incels. You just can't read social cues!"

 

[Musashi's Son]

@Balldo's Gate made Nick Lolcow Of The Year with just one post. Happy New Year Kiwis!

 

[Mouse Cop]

Got to wonder what led him to go full alcoholic. Was it the need to "be entertaining"? Did he start to think he was an actual big shot? Maybe some guilt for utterly fucking over Vic with his smug "it's in the bag" shit with Ty "Nick we lost again" Beard? Thinking that life was too mundane with a wife and 5 kids? His black bull groomer filling his head with degenerate stories?

So many chances to pull up yet here we are. I'm starting to believe the Chris ghost theory. After it finishes ruining Nick, who will be the next scalp?

Access to too much money is what did it. When you have an addictive personality, the main limiting factor on your drinking is money. Once that's no longer a concern, you can always find an excuse to drink. And you'll always tell yourself, "I don't have a drinking problem. I'm still fulfilling my responsibilities. So what if I drink a bit every night? I don't have a problem unless it's interfering with my life. I am one of those 'functional alcoholics.'" Next thing you know you're drinking more and more just to feel the same level of intoxication, and eventually you either realize you need to cut back before it DOES start fucking up your life, or you don't make that realization and you end up Lolcow of the Year.

 

[Fornicario]

Rackets has gone all out in this year's awards campaign. He's going to become the Bradley Cooper of Lolcow of the Year

 

[Kung Pow]

I kneel, sorry Bossman, but Balldo is the clear winner here.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Nick is a lying liar who lies and this is as "this totally happened" as the average reddit post, but the fact he'd even make this up shows what a complete piece of shit he is.

And even when he makes stuff up, he somehow still makes himself a piece of shit. It's like a badge of honor to this idiot.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

I am here from the far off year or 2024 to congratulate Nicholas Roberts "The Nose" Rekieta on his prestigious Lolcow of the Year award. The competition was fierce, but Nicky had one hell of an ace up his sleeve. Cheers!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

On the last day of the year, that is some pepe magic shit right there.

Fantastic digging work, and congratulations to the biggest lolcow of 2023, apart from your wife releasing a sex tape not featuring you, I can't think of a bigger fail to finish the year off with.

we still got 8 hours for the sex tape to drop. It's inevitable at this point. Might as well use it to secure the W\
Edit: If Mandy goes full scorched earth and posts the vids of balldoman masturbating to him then balldoman wins lolcow of the decade.

 

[Evilronald]

Nick was planning to play off his lolcow of the year award as him winning and the farms trying to take him down. Instead a skinwalker is going to make him look gay as fuck and be laughed at for legitimate reasons. This is getting to Ethan Ralph levels of absurdity and im ready for 2024 to be even more insane. Ralphamale wins again against the “Shyster Lawyer!”

 

[Tetragrammaton]

holy fuck has rackets fallen far. it is honestly sad to see in a way. i have no doubt in my mind that the nick rekieta of the past would be absolutely ashamed of what he has become now.

also how the fuck do you get catfished that easily especially when surrounded by the type of people he is? dude has to have either drank himself retarded or is so blinded by money that he is willing to accept whatever he wants to be true as absolute fact. that picture with the sign had to have been one of the most obvious things ever as well.

if you wanna prove you are the same person in the pictures maybe take a picture that shows your face along with the sign instead of hiding your face with the sign while in a dark room.

not to mention the arms in the picture look rather manly and seem to be quite hairy but that could at least be blamed on angles or lighting i guess. either way cant wait to see how rackets explains this one.

maybe he should just bite the bullet and go visit his beloved mandy and see for himself what the truth is then he can really own those kiwi farmers who wont leave him alone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I pity Nick’s oldest going back to high school this week. It’s hard enough being a teenage white boy without the entire school knowing your dad is both Lolcow of the Year and threw away his family for another man. Ouch.

@Balldo's Gate you deserve special flair for this.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

@Balldo's Gate you deserve special flair for this.

Second that motion. There needs to be flair for high-quality PI Farmers..

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

maybe he should just bite the bullet and go visit his beloved mandy and see for himself what the truth is then he can really own those kiwi farmers who wont leave him alone.

If he troons out, he can still be straight and be with his beloved as the younger "woman."

 

[DaleMcGuy]

2024 Rekieta's Troon Arc. Calling it now.
Let's send early congrats to this stunning and brave wino who found peace in womanhood.