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Papa stink said:
What is the target demographic for this? It's like making a Disney Jr. show based on I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.
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lol This reminds me of a canceled attempt to make an aliens vs predator cartoon

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It never made it, but comics came out that showed what it would have looked like. Think GI Joe with the cast from Aliens. (yeah they all somehow surivived and pulled a "real ghostbusters")

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Michael Wade said:
lol This reminds me of a canceled attempt to make an aliens vs predator cartoon

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It never made it, but comics came out that showed what it would have looked like. Think GI Joe with the cast from Aliens. (yeah they all somehow surivived and pulled a "real ghostbusters")

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That would be kind of cool if you were a kid. They'd still have to cut out a lot of the more violent gorey parts but with Aliens being more of an action movie a GI Joe style cartoon would definitely have an audience for older but still young kids. It would make more sense and have more of an audience than a book aimed at 4-6 year olds.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
HEY DO YOU LIKE CATS? WE LIKE CATS TOO! BUY OUR PRODUCT BECAUSE IT HAS CATS ON IT.

Total Cat Lover Death. Dog Enjoyer Supermacy.
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As a cat enjoyer, just let my state that I also find this fake and VERY gay.
Papa stink said:
What is the target demographic for this? It's like making a Disney Jr. show based on I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.
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I'd kill to see that pitch.
Papa stink said:
That would be kind of cool if you were a kid. They'd still have to cut out a lot of the more violent gorey parts but with Aliens being more of an action movie a GI Joe style cartoon would definitely have an audience for older but still young kids. It would make more sense and have more of an audience than a book aimed at 4-6 year olds.
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Well, it was an artform in the 90s. Conan, Robocop, Rambo, Mortal Kombat all had kiddified cartoons. So I honestly find it more surprising it didn't come out. Also, it's one thing to grab an action movie (Aliens was a lot more action than horror) and turning it into a kids show by removing the gore and adding some slapstick and a whole other level making a horror film into a cutesy book for cat ladies and faggots (because we all know little becky and little timmy aren't the intended demographic).
 
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ShitLurker said:
Well, it was an artform in the 90s. Conan, Robocop, Rambo, Mortal Kombat all had kiddified cartoons. So I honestly find it more surprising it didn't come out. Also, it's one thing to grab an action movie (Aliens was a lot more action than horror) and turning it into a kids show by removing the gore and adding some slapstick and a whole other level making a horror film into a cutesy book for cat ladies and faggots (because we all know little becky and little timmy aren't the intended demographic).
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Everything had a cartoon in the 80's/90's. I mean there was one for Raisins... fucking raisins! I remember "The New Kids On The Block" had a cartoon.
 
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neverendingmidi said:
Everything had a cartoon in the 80's/90's. I mean there was one for Raisins... fucking raisins! I remember "The New Kids On The Block" had a cartoon.
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Yep, I remember those
davids877 said:
It was an outgrowth of the California Raisins commercials put on by the California Raisin Advisory Board.
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And there was also the one with Mr T and a team of young gymnasts.
Trilby said:
It was about marketing back then. Why we had a cartoon based on Rubik's Cubes.
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... now this? This I don't remember but the cube goblin thing did give me a bit of memory whiplash right now. I do kind of miss all of this schlock.
 
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Recently discovered James and the Giant Peach. It's got a quality soundtrack and some very charming practical effects work that has aged magnificently. It came out in 1996, so a few years before the current commie propaganda age really kicked off, and before CGI usage became a horrid and unaesthetic industry crutch. Any CGI used is to augment the practical/stop-motion effects already present.
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If you're a fan of The Nightmare Before Christmas you should immediately recognize and enjoy the visuals.
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There's even a full on cameo of Jack Skellington, pretty sure the same people made it too.
 
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Battlefield2142EU said:
Disney going to make the live action aliens vs predator movies and alien prequels look good. Alien Disney plus will be MCU bad.
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I honestly cannot mock them too much since we have a similar A-Z book for the Cthullu Mythos and a number of YA books in the Warhammer and Warhammer 40K settings. To say nothing of the many Alien (and Termintor and Jurassic Park) toys aimed at children.
 
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