Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 121 36.7%
  • Total voters
    330
RussianParasite said:
The purpose of these elections are to peaceably pass power from one LCOTY to another, but this is an OBVIOUS FARCE. This information was released today in a Russian attempt to weaken our great website as revenge for the Ho Ho Holocaust and @Baldo’s Gate is their agent.

You know what? I bet it was YOUUUU who got catfished by “Mandy.”

I’ll see you all on the 6th outside of Null’s house in Serbia, childs. Long live the one, true Lolcow of the Year Patrick Tomlinson.
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I have been stockpiling memes and negative reactions in my basement in case of brutal Kiwi Civil War.
 
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9gfuwegw9j9 said:
QRD? he destroyed his marriage?
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Nick openly lusted after "Mandy" in front of a panel for like two and a half minutes saying how he wants to fuck the shit out of "her" and when he sobered up he asked Elissa Clips to take her clip of the event down, which she did. There has been speculation that Rackets' wife saw this clip and had words with him about his behavior. In some streams he's done towards the end of this month he can be seen not wearing any of his various wedding bands as well. Fertile grounds for speculation about divorce.
 
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9gfuwegw9j9 said:
QRD? he destroyed his marriage?
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They are over exaggerating a bit but if nick and our wife is as monogamous as they claim to be, she should be filing for a divorce. Otherwise she's a cuck. :story:

Then again, the way nick talks about his sex life, it does sound like their relationship got strained somewhere between mid 2022 and all of this year.
 
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not william stenchever said:
Nick openly lusted after "Mandy" in front of a panel for like two and a half minutes saying how he wants to fuck the shit out of "her" and when he sobered up he asked Elissa Clips to take her clip of the event down, which she did. There has been speculation that Rackets' wife saw this clip and had words with him about his behavior. In some streams he's done towards the end of this month he can be seen not wearing any of his various wedding bands as well. Fertile grounds for speculation about divorce.
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Him saying “if I was single, I’d fuck the shit out of you” is comparable to “if I was 14, I’d fuck the shit out of you” in that it shows intention and it’s obvious that he wants it to happen. A happily married man doesn’t say things like this, and it seems like with Nick his brief amount of fame has caused him to want to do the stuff he feels he was denied when he was younger. This happens with alot of tech people too: they were losers when they were younger so they do a bunch of degenerate shit when they get older as a way to try to experience what they thought they missed out on.
 
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From the voting thread @Freelance Police you made me choke on my drink.
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not william stenchever said:
Nick openly lusted after "Mandy" in front of a panel for like two and a half minutes saying how he wants to fuck the shit out of "her" and when he sobered up he asked Elissa Clips to take her clip of the event down, which she did. There has been speculation that Rackets' wife saw this clip and had words with him about his behavior. In some streams he's done towards the end of this month he can be seen not wearing any of his various wedding bands as well. Fertile grounds for speculation about divorce.
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To elaborate a little further, Nick Rickieta did seem to imply that his wife was upset by the clip. Full context: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17347344
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It’s the fact that Nick got cat fished harder than Chris that does it for me. This is the kind of shit I’d fall for in middle school, not as a fully grown adult with a law degree, a wife, and kids.

I also understand Nicks side though. Sometimes you gotta get down in dirty if you want to win LotY. Well played.
 
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