🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[anliteralidiot]

>Go to hoarderman's house with an army to network and get filthy rich selling his "wares"

I almost feel bad for him and he delusions about the hoarder.

It doesn't matter how expensive the item is. It's a secondhand item. Its worth is degraded, because it isn't new, and it's coming from the house of a hoarder. This isn't even accounting for if the hoarder's house is clean, because even if every item was immaculate, it's still just not going to maintain the worth he expects. There's also probably no market for the stuff. Like, I remember him talking about concert speakers at the guy's house, and I don't think he knows who would buy them. He just wants them to be bought for the full market value, but he's too retarded to get that they're not worth that anymore.

He needs someone to really sit him down, and tell him this kind of stuff in a way that makes us through his schizophrenia and oppositional defiance. He's never getting anywhere with the hoarder, and his sister sucks for enabling it and not telling him this stuff.

 

[LilBobbyDropTables;]

You guys would have the house empty in a day lol

They hardcore coddling TJ though. My man is only funny on accident.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

They hardcore coddling TJ though. My man is only funny on accident.

bro he literally just tried to leave after a single horsecock tts.

the choice is: unleash tts and tj leaves tonight or let sam/jet cook.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Nifty is useful as a rage totem, but has this idiot girl on the far right done anything? She doesn't talk at all, Nifty atleast is so fucking prog that she get offended by literally everything the Fish does so the interactions are worth keeping her around for.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

>tfw you have more degenerate taste in porn then a japanese pornstar

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I endorse Trish but I want Jimmy to win, this is the only correct stance fight me.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I want to put my stiffy in Nifty!

 

[curbside2]

I endorse Trish but I want Jimmy to win, this is the only correct stance fight me.

I've endorsed Trish as well. Don't know who I want to win. But I do know Trish deserves more endorsements.

 

[flamboyant cuttlefish]

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Nifty is useful as a rage totem, but has this idiot girl on the far right done anything? She doesn't talk at all, Nifty atleast is so fucking prog that she get offended by literally everything the Fish does so the interactions are worth keeping her around for.

I can never remember her name but the new girl has done two worthwhile things: she tried to give everyone kratom the day she arrived, and she brought the keyboard that introduced the world to Jimwave.

For the most part she's done nothing but I feel like it usually takes a couple days before fish start actually displaying their personalities.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

Just want to say that the black guy AI TTS' are consistently some of the best

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

You are the exact person she is trying to appeal to. And I guess it worked so nevermind!

Apology accepted.

Also, incredible of Goldstriker to peak normies with making the worst parts of a hell house torture be (not only) nigger fatigue (but niggerfaggot fatigue), and a showing the true colors of a woke dyke.

 

[Marche]

I want to put my stiffy in Nifty!

Elaborate

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

new jetslop

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

I did some recon on TJ's "LubeCooch" profile on rule34.xxx. He has over 9000 favorites and 124 comments.

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Most of the favorites just solidify TJ's Oedipus complex (middle aged women with oversized hips, butts, etc.). Here's some note worthy things I noticed while skimming through:

Spoiler: 'Highlights'

• Jaiden Animations and her mom
• The mother and daughter from the Incredibles
• The female mascot for the NY Mets MLB team (There's surprisingly a dozen of these favorited)
• Abigail Shapiro
• That one spokeswoman from the AT&T commercials getting fucked by a horse.
• Some Blacked/ Queen of Spades shit
• Lots of bestiality (Mostly horses and dogs)
• Tentacles
• Lots of futa
• Lots of incest (Mostly mother/daughter)
• Goblin rape
• Shadman
• Rick and Morty
• The Loud House
• Steven Universe

I'm not going to archive over 100 pages of mommy issues cartoon porn. He did favorite this one featuring Nick Fuentes doing that couch meme, don't worry, it's fairly tame:

Spoiler: lol

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Fuck you with your anti Shaddydaddy shit nigger.

Anyways, I feel like it's weird to rate people's porn tastes, but Jimmy and Cooch are into some questionable stuff only a retard would be into. Kinda like that one PGL clip where pedos are retards and can't comprehend shit that's wrong.

 

[Enig]

Fuck you with your anti Shaddydaddy shit nigger.

My brother in Allah,

>shadman

 

[GungusDingaling]

Oh yeah?!? Then explain Adam and Eve wiseguy! Adam bit the apple cause EVE did. Adam was a

Ehrm… Adam bit the FRUIT because he knew that the consequence for partaking in the fruit was death, and he didn’t know what that really meant and either wanted Eve not to go through it alone or not to live without her.

 

[CoolFool]

I almost feel bad for him and he delusions about the hoarder.

It doesn't matter how expensive the item is. It's a secondhand item. Its worth is degraded, because it isn't new, and it's coming from the house of a hoarder. This isn't even accounting for if the hoarder's house is clean, because even if every item was immaculate, it's still just not going to maintain the worth he expects. There's also probably no market for the stuff. Like, I remember him talking about concert speakers at the guy's house, and I don't think he knows who would buy them. He just wants them to be bought for the full market value, but he's too retarded to get that they're not worth that anymore.

He needs someone to really sit him down, and tell him this kind of stuff in a way that makes us through his schizophrenia and oppositional defiance. He's never getting anywhere with the hoarder, and his sister sucks for enabling it and not telling him this stuff.

The hoarder man story is really sad to me. Based on what his sister said, there really is this old man with a badly trashed up house, and apparently Jimmy has been helping him clean it for free when he isn't at work. Jimmy seems to whole heartedly believe he's going to have a bunch of people show up and help clean after the show is over... That just isn't going to happen. Even if he manages to clean the house up, there's no way he's making money off of it, especially not enough control the neighborhood.

The thing is though, there IS money to be made cleaning up junked up houses that get foreclosed or the owner died. It's disgusting work, but it pays well since no one wants to do it. If he's already cleaning up this guy's house for free, he might as well go get paid to do the same shit at other houses.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

trish has done literally nothing for the entire trivia

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Im curious is wholesome gametime is going to end at midnight, and something bad is going to happen. Sam being there makes me very wary that things arent going to go sideways

 

[CoolFool]

Trivia game has ended. Jimmy won, and revealed he's a certified forklift operator. Side note, every certified fork lift operator I know is legit crazy, wonder why that is?

Anyways, Trish and Brian are drunk and flirty. Delaney is super wasted and having trouble standing, is currently laying on the couch and puking. Shinji is pretty drunk too but not as bad as Delaney.

Everyone else is drunk but lucid and in good spirits and having a good time. Sam tells everyone to go downstairs since it's almost midnight. Not sure what's going to happen but I always worry something bad is gonna happen lol.

Delaney being wasted is the most she's done the entire time. She wants money for breast implants and a BBL.

Tay is being really attentive and staying by Delaney's side, so that's nice to see.