Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patrick and BossmanJack never stood a chance. Refugees from /pol/ and wignat Twitter flooded this site during 2021 and 2022 to alog Ethan Ralph and Nick Fuentes. Since Rekieta is the only major candidate to interact with the two of them, the wignats who never leave A&H outside of alogging other wignats they disagree with (about 75% of users on the site) casted their votes for the only candidate they were familiar with.

On top of this, Nick Rekieta was a major figure in the coverage of the George Floyd protests and the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, which both brought a wave of wignat refugees from /pol/ and Twitter as well, so he holds a special place in the hearts of the wignat newfags who don't really follow lolcows.
 
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Sneeder Griffin said:
Patrick and BossmanJack never stood a chance. Refugees from /pol/ and wignat Twitter flooded this site during 2021 and 2022 to alog Ethan Ralph and Nick Fuentes. Since Rekieta is the only major candidate to interact with the two of them, the wignats who never leave A&H outside of alogging other wignats they disagree with (about 75% of users on the site) casted their votes for the only candidate they were familiar with.

On top of this, Nick Rekieta was a major figure in the coverage of the George Floyd protests and the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, which both brought a wave of wignat refugees from /pol/ and Twitter as well, so he holds a special place in the hearts of the wignat newfags who don't really follow lolcows.
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I'm going to ignore you repeating "wignat" over and over for two paragraphs and explain to you why Patrick lost. Bossmanjack is Null's favorite new cow and Null has a strong cult of people who will always agree with him. Rekieta has much more name recognition then Pat and also gets more coverage on MATI. This is why he's losing to them. Null favoritism and name recognition.
 
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It's recency bias. BMJ is the fresh new cow getting lots of attention and Rekieta has generated a lot of last minute drama at the end of the year.

But worry not stalker childs. Even though Pat's chances of winning this year are as slim as he is fat, next year will be the year of the pig regardless of what the zodiac calendars might say. BMJ will lose his luster and the drunken lawyer's liver will not be able to keep up, but Patrick will always find new people to argue with on Twitter and other creative ways of beclowning himself.

Before the new year has even begun we already know there's more courtroom drama on the horizon as well as Pat's quest to try to get his shitty novel published and thousands upon thousands of tweets telling someone to enjoy prison.
 
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I'm barely aware of Daniel Larson, but I laughed so hard reading this. I think Pat broke me. See ya next year, children.

Jenny 2024!!
 
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The issue is that Rekieta has been a trainwreck since last year. Rick had a strong showing at the start and he finally paid Quasi, but Rekieta has been been imitating every lolcows downfall nonstop.

The biggest edge is that he outright lied to everyone about defaming someone when it’s on tape and then he keeps doubling down on stream. The guy suing him hired guys who Rekieta is pissed at for offering him a helping hand. He’s repeatedly maligned these guys both drunk and sober.

Rekieta then gets involved in other shit that makes him look like a malicious cunt. The Eric July and the Pippa shit are the most prominent. Then there’s the Sektur bullshit where Rekieta’s downplayed Vito’s pedophilia and flipped on Cuties (he ripped off Pat here) and basically has had constant seethe sessions on stream.

I think the biggest problem is that Pat’s side characters have somehow (it should be physically impossible) escaped his gravity. Jackie is fucking insane and is basically eclipsing Pat.

Fatrick is basically the aftermath of the grand finale of Part 1. He’s in a lull right now. Rekieta has a strong narrative and it’s violent how fast it’s going. It’s near confirmed cuckholding with Black Bulls and constant homo erotic comments. Rekieta is a giant joke.
 
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dagimp said:
Paws up who here has as much money as Patrick Tomlinson?
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Just checked my wallet and found a $20 bill. So I have more than him


I'mThePatMan! said:
I'm barely aware of Daniel Larson, but I laughed so hard reading this. I think Pat broke me. See ya next year, children.
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Larson is legit schizo. The only problem following him is all the little kids who interact with him. Jennifer wishes he could get the kind of attention Daniel gets, because he could actually make people believe he was getting swatted by someone other than by Jenny himself
 
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Markorian said:
Unless a divorce saga actually happens (which I'm convinced is more likely for rekieta than pat) next year, I don't know how 2024 pat is gonna top 2023 pat. Him actually attempting to argue a version of his manifatso, his magnum dopus, in court? Actual legal consequences against him for committing libel against a federal judge? The real Kyle actually becoming a patposter?
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If Kyle Rittenhouse becomes a Pat poster, I think he would win 2024 by default.
 
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As 2023 comes to a close and we look to 2024, we all know that nothing will change. Fat will spend the entire year grunting and oinking and xeeting. Go and tell your family that you love them, that means you've automatically put more good into the world this year than Fat.

It's 2024 and Patrick S. Tomlinson is still a fat drunk fake tough guy faggot with bitch tits who contributes nothing to the world but pepperoni made out of black children, and who owes Quasi thousands of dollars. And neither I nor anyone here would EVER have sex with you.

Happy New Year, stalker children!
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
If Rittenhouse sued Jennifer and made it so he couldn't make any comment about him under penalty of jail/fine then the patposters would have such a field day
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For a short time, yes. But then Pat would start having to enjoy prison because he can't help himself.
 
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For a short time, yes. But then Pat would start having to enjoy prison because he can't help himself.
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Oh yeah. Just imagine all the patposters talking about how Jennifer has committed more crimes than Kyle ever did and watch him explode. Does he try and lie about his criminal history, exposing himself to actual jail time, or does Jennifer finally learn to ignore the twitter followers? Would be a great arc for Jennifer
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
If Kyle Rittenhouse becomes a Pat poster, I think he would win 2024 by default.
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Rittenhouse better know that taking his ASSAULT WEAPON ACROSS STATE LINES to go pig HUNTING will not work against Rick because he is too fat. Also, that Patirck will put him down instantly upon seeing him so he better bring some cops to protect him.
 
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It's recency bias. BMJ is the fresh new cow getting lots of attention and Rekieta has generated a lot of last minute drama at the end of the year.
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Yeah, most of the Pat bangers of the year happened in the very beginning-mid year. Josiah tape 5 lost the year it came out to the Jack Murphy cuck saga which happened literally right at the very end of the year. Such is the fate of patposting.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
If Rittenhouse sued Jennifer and made it so he couldn't make any comment about him under penalty of jail/fine then the patposters would have such a field day
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Man, that would be a great lawsuit to cover for any lawyer who didn't lose his number one top superchat earner spot, shown his entire ass literally and metaphorically, destroyed his career, liver, and family life, and also got super catfished by some weird guy who may or may not be a troon. If only someone like that existed he'd make all the money in the world.
 
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