New Years Resolutions - Hating niggers included

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Spend less time mindlessly scrolling the evil interwebz, including here.

Be more present in the moment, actually fuck that I just need to drink more.

Eat more fiber so I can take mammoth dumps like a true king. If my morning coffee shit doesn't nearly kill me I'll know to eat more.

Align my shakras so that my racisms can flow more freely.

Gloat more about my purebloodedness as acquaintances drop like flies. Bless their vaccinated hearts!
 
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I don't drink alcohol that often, but I'm getting older so I still want to cut down a bit more, just to be safe.

I also want to cut back on energy drinks. I have a serious problem.
 
-Read more books, I've fallen out of the habit even though I do enjoy it. I want to work on the pile I have next to my bed while also hitting up the library more often for more educational/nonfiction stuff

-Get back into lifting weights! I still get exercise from cycling but I've fallen off the wagon from lifting, I really love it so it's a matter of making the time.

-Focus on study and self-improvement in certain skills. I'm not doing as much with language learning as I'd like, and I want to take a step back from producing finished art and do more studies and practice.
 
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1. Subdue my extremely delinquent reading list.

2. Get several nagging long term health issues under control.

3. Socialise, even if I don't particularly like the human species or the human individual.

4. Return to work, capacity negotiable.

5. Stop spending 90% of my waking hours on the interwebs.



Tl;dr rejoin the human race, and try to refrain from shoving.
 
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This year, I'll tackle my backlog of model kits I've built up and make it a point to read more. I've stopped reading books a while ago and I need to get back into reading again.
 
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1. Learn proper communication with people (socially inept, some autism).
2. Stop jacking it.
3. Keep my temporary job till the contract ends so I pay off college fees.

That's all.
 
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Lose 80 pounds. Get new job or make 50k more. Get promoted too. Get a wife. Buy one more condo. Pay off mortgage. Go on vacation. Go back to school part time. Learn new hobby. Get better at my job. Earn respect of my peers. Make my family happy.
 
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I'll start taking extra time at work and pay down my debts. Then, I'll keep saving until I get a car I really want.
 
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After losing roughly 10lbs between September and late November, I gained it all back with a bonus extra 5lbs after stress eating something fierce due to a monster move. We're talking moving 2,500mi away.

Resolution for 2024: drop from 195-200lbs to 180lbs. Let's stop being a fat piece of shit now that the youngest kiddo's sleep is relatively acceptable!
 
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Git gud at time management; specifically, create a daily schedule and stick to it. I'm tired of being a lazy procrastinator all the time. There's shit I want to do with my life.

That being said, I will still include an 18-hour block each day for Designated Farms Browsing Time because it's important for my mental health to look at images of fat women as much as possible.
 
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Atatata said:
I also want to cut back on energy drinks. I have a serious problem.
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Get a book called "Caffeinated" trust me after reading that your whole attitude will change towards energy drinks, and if you want to change your diet as a whole look up "Ultra Processed People" reading that puts into focus just how messed up the worlds food supply is.

MerriedxReldnahc said:
-Read more books, I've fallen out of the habit even though I do enjoy it. I want to work on the pile I have next to my bed while also hitting up the library more often for more educational/nonfiction stuff
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I used to have this problem with non-technical books, I corrected it by listening to audiobooks while working rather than music - it's amazing how much better it is for focus than music for me at any rate especially if you like a series that has a narrator that really knows the series and puts effort in Like Johanan Keble or George Guidel.

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Go hunting and fishing more often instead of shitposting
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I've started keeping a Telescopic fishing rod in the back of my Van and whenever I get a chance I'm fishing an because I work in a lot of places most people don't get access to I'm often one of the few people able to fish that location and it's paid dividends especially for thinks like Perch an Trout.
 
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