Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Quack_Quack]

what does this shirt say and how is she so misshapen

It's a Rammstein song title, it means "Big Tits".

The vid is the band in a Tyrolean village with Til on the quest for an ugly dumb bitch with big tits. But he probably ends up banging cross dressing Richard.

Life goals perhaps?

 

[Meowzers]

Alas, Meowzer's report was far more interesting. I have no cool guy battle jacket yet so the patches are still safely taped to the inside door of my bookshelf. The thank you card also sits in front of my books (balanced up for the pic)
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I did notice some kind of crud on the coup patch that I don't think was there before. Latent lolcow germs? Mold growing in my bookshelf but only on that one specific patch? Mandela effect? Who knows.
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these were some of the earliest patches she's made and the SHOW MAPS NO MINCY has aged so well. so much character development since becoming a successful owner of a thriving small business. i wish she still had her Etsy shop because i'd love to see the pro-para patches she'd shit out. pedos are the real victims, remember that guys. they can't help having paraphiles and being mentally ill.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

'Testing to see what they'd say' JFC give it a rest. She probably wanted to hear some Trump supporters say 'die tranny' and get some IRL oppression points.

Of course she's happy to hear that Loki likes to be horny with mortals.



I know I bang on about her hellthreads (as she calls her live commentary of a film she's watching), but this was about a film I actually like so I got a bit annoyed. Her favourite scene in the film... when a troll farts. Out of everything else that happens. A troll farting. She is fucking gross. She's a fartophile.

Is there anyway of reading her X/Twitter posts without having an account? I can only see her pinned post.

The SSI money spending is going to make us all MATI, just going by that shit t-shirt.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Maybe she got approved because her mom submitted proof that she is a drug/alcohol baby and not for souper special autism?

Her favourite scene in the film... when a troll farts. Out of everything else that happens. A troll farting. She is fucking gross. She's a fartophile.

Are farts really that great? I could do without.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I know I bang on about her hellthreads (as she calls her live commentary of a film she's watching), but this was about a film I actually like so I got a bit annoyed. Her favourite scene in the film... when a troll farts. Out of everything else that happens. A troll farting. She is fucking gross. She's a fartophile.

Troll Hunter is a damn fine film. It's been a long while since I've last seen it, but I can still remember things like the fatigued and disillusioned titular hunter, the whole part with the doc crew having to be non-Christian to the point that they replace the Christian member that gets killed with a Muslim woman, the whole end credits scene... All that, yet I didn't even remember a troll farting. Even if I did, that would not have been my absolute favorite scene, because I'm not an eight year old boy or into bodily fluids like Staph is.

The SSI money spending is going to make us all MATI, just going by that shit t-shirt.

That retroactive pay is going to be a pretty penny. Can't wait to see what she blows it all on in record time, if she spends so horribly that she begs for her $13 rent every month. That, or she gets scammed again. Staph was very much a horrorcow in 2023, but those scam sagas were glorious to witness.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I can't stop laughing at this. I would pay to watch the footage of someone handing one of her patches to a member of Rammstein and seeing the band members' expressions as they try to understand what the fuck it is. She's got that sweet tugboat now, she should use the money to do it in person.

 

[often puzzled]

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I can't stop laughing at this. I would pay to watch the footage of someone handing one of her patches to a member of Rammstein and seeing the band members' expressions as they try to understand what the fuck it is.

"I want to badge-bomb the band, but I'm a broke coward who can't go anywhere without my parents. Anyone wanna help a FAS baby out? I'm a cool mental fan, pinkie promise!"

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

"I want to badge-bomb the band, but I'm a broke coward who can't go anywhere without my parents. Anyone wanna help a FAS baby out? I'm a cool mental fan, pinkie promise!"

That typo is so great that I find myself compelled to ask you whether it's actually a typo.

 

[often puzzled]

That typo is so great that I find myself compelled to ask you whether it's actually a typo.

It's a typo, but Odin works in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform. Blessed be.

 

[Vandy2]

Gyro is trying to get some sort of bigoted reaction from family at this point. I don't know a single transperson who would willingly talk about their genitals with family members (and being in a liberal area I tend to come across a few). People don't talk about that unprompted. This is why they're getting bottom surgery instead of top, so they can make people uncomfortable by bringing it up for no reason and getting your junk cut up is much weirder to talk about than getting your tits lopped off.
Just wait if they actually get it done they'll start including it in their "come rape me" threats.

 

[Faceless Whore]

I'm reading through this cow's thread for the first time and oh my god... I love this woman. Some of the best years of my life were being a 12 year old on the Internet reading about other 12 year olds' crazy shit on Deviant Art and LiveJournal. And she's 30+... god damn, like a living fossil. I feel drunk on nostalgia.

 

[RonRiot]

The most offensive thing is they act like they could trick a cis man into thinking they're also a cis man and then get hate crimed for it. They are not 1. Getting dates 2. Ever going to pass so long as they look like that. They don't even want top surgery so the fear is completely unfounded. There should be a word for appropriating other people's oppression, it's a very common thing among Tumblr cows.

It’s a legitimate worry for trans mascs like Staph. The violent cis male could do some serious damage with his white stick, and if the guide dog gets involved too, it could turn nasty.

 

[JaneThough]

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I can't stop laughing at this. I would pay to watch the footage of someone handing one of her patches to a member of Rammstein and seeing the band members' expressions as they try to understand what the fuck it is. She's got that sweet tugboat now, she should use the money to do it in person.

If only there were some sort of service, federally or privately funded, where you can have them deliver your patch to the address of your choosing

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If only there were some sort of service, federally or privately funded, where you can have them deliver your patch to the address of your choosing

But then she wouldn't get to know what Till's live reaction would be to being blessed by such a beautiful gift. He might want to sex her up for it or get her on stage so she could wave her patch around.

She should just @ tweet them an image of her patches, Rammstein might reply and give her free airfare, accomodation and a VIP pass to one of their shows. Go on Yarrow!

Adding to avoid a double post:

LOL. A classic Staph move. 'I'm going to delete this account/leave this platform... actually I'll stay.'

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

But then she wouldn't get to know what Till's live reaction would be to being blessed by such a beautiful gift. He might want to sex her up for it or get her on stage so she could wave her patch around.

She should just @ tweet them an image of her patches, Rammstein might reply and give her free airfare, accomodation and a VIP pass to one of their shows. Go on Yarrow!

Yeah, this is such a great suggestion. Some of Yarrow's antics might be distasteful, but I think her patches are DEFINITELY Rammstein's vibe.

I hope she sends them her sweet-ass pride patches! Maybe she'll send some of her others, just to ensure they'll be repeat customers?

 

[Spangled Drongo]

It's a Rammstein song title, it means "Big Tits".

The vid is the band in a Tyrolean village with Til on the quest for an ugly dumb bitch with big tits. But he probably ends up banging cross dressing Richard.

Life goals perhaps?

There's something incredibly ridiculous about a self professed "transmasc" being this obsessed with her breasts. When that's the part most pooners want removed first, but then again we all know Staph is straight with extra steps, and seems to have gotten the idea that as long as she takes testosterone and gets that horrific downstairs surgery, she'll be perceived as a man who just so happens to have two sad pancakes hanging off his chest and the gay guys she pines after won't mind. Or it's part of the desire more and more of them seem to have to be "visibly trans" rather than passing as the opposite sex in every way.

So owning a shirt that references a song about boobs, and glorifies said body parts as the text is right in that position, isn't exactly the best choice for someone trying to convince the rest of the world she's not female but is in fact a bunch of labels she invented or read about online.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Come to think of it, has there ever been a pooner who wants the necrodong but keeps their giant, floppy, sagging tits? The ones who did get zippertits but either were botched or they kinda grew back somewhat because FAT don't count.

...What am I saying, I'm sure there is already some "non-binary" freak out there somewhere with BPD severe enough to do exactly that, and we all know the medical profession is now clown world enough to just say "sure bro, coming right up" to these absurd requests. As much as I hate to say it, Staph is far from the only oversexed terminally-online retard willing to mutilate themselves for tranny cred.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I managed to get a look at her X/Twitter (thanks Nitter, didn't know it was working again). Here are some of my findings that I don't think were shared here. I will mention before hand that a lot of these I could not see what she was replying to - they were either to deleted tweets or I didn't know how to find the original post because I am a retard. It doesn't matter, because the ones that weren't deleted were barely related to the reply she gave. Context really doesn't matter. I will group them, but first - heyyyy a mention!

You're wrong - I just think Rammstein are shit. Why does she give a shit either way?

Spoiler: Personal shit

My god... This photo brings her joy. I can't say it brings me joy for the same reason.


Wow, for once she didn't mention anything she was suffering with.


Child protective services have heard you're neglecting your baby.


Staph is not amongst 'most people.'


'I don't really discuss it on here' that's funny, tell us another one!


News flash: gay/ black/ poor/ disabled people can also be incredibly boring. Especially if being gay/ black/ poor/ disabled is all they talk about.


You talking about yourself?? LOL. Couldn't see who she was talking about.

Spoiler: Dahmer

She's still claiming to be a hybristophile and into Dahmer. I naively wondered if that phase had died as she fixated on Rammstein.

Spoiler: Stephen King fren

I don't know why I found these replies to Stephen King so funny, but I did.

I kind of like how naive and wholesome this 'interaction' is.

Spoiler: Rammthirst

'I thirst after people your age' is a weird thing to say to your mom.


Fucking gross. She's found a new way to express her obsession with her own tits.


Only a couple of days into being a fan and she was having wet dreams about them.


She actually got that titty shirt made. It makes it even worse.

Spoiler: Mild Rammstein discourse

No, it makes you a criminal.


I never predicted that Staph would be flipping middle finger emojis to woke people, but here we are.


God, imagine receiving that message: 'Stop being triggered, it's not like the press is saying that Till's face is melting.' Even in fandom, she has to the fan who suffers more.


...and it's acceptable to thirst after a serial killer if you find him attractive.

And an additional screenshot about the recent plot to give Rammstein one of her patches:

My only well intentioned wish for Staph is for her to get one of her patches to Rammstein, only because I want a photo of Till holding one up. I want to see his expression.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

My only well intentioned wish for Staph is for her to get one of her patches to Rammstein, only because I want a photo of Till holding one up. I want to see his expression.

Imagine him doing this on stage and yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"

 

[Aunt Carol]

'I thirst after people your age' is a weird thing to say to your mom.

This decades-late, 3edgy5me Rammstein arc is funny, and I appreciate @Vandy2 's point that Staph seems to be a fan of abuse allegations, not a musician themselves.

However, it does leave me with the faintest, niggling worry that Staph is going to start getting really into Tool some day.