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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Imagine the poor wildlife that tries to scavenge their corpses only to be poisoned by all the bootleg troonshine in their bodies.
Fun fact:

Trannies are quietly hated at morgues because they're literally toxic from all the (often bootleg) HRT and other shit they're shot full of. You do NOT wanna get troon blood infection.
 
Fun fact:

Trannies are quietly hated at morgues because they're literally toxic from all the (often bootleg) HRT and other shit they're shot full of. You do NOT wanna get troon blood infection.
This is nonsense. HRT, bootleg or not, is no worse than any other prescription drugs people use. Really it's less harmful than most prescription medications because it's ordinary hormones present in human bodies anyway.
 
Fun fact:

Trannies are quietly hated at morgues because they're literally toxic from all the (often bootleg) HRT and other shit they're shot full of. You do NOT wanna get troon blood infection.

I would think that is more to do with the open rotting wound they have.

An amhole has got to start festering rapidly and spreads the rot right to the core.
 
Oh good, he must be feeling better!

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I enjoyed Null featuring our intrepid group on MATI last night. Here’s a recap of the current saga for anyone just joining:
“Ax wielding top”, who made the GFM, is the leader and only original member of the Tranch involved: Josie or “Fedposter J” as he was known, real name Jarrod Stanley. He was a 2nd tier character there, but became Penny’s trusted consiglieri (or general dogsbody) after Bonny left.
As an Anarchist he was perpetually angry with everything, including the way the tranch was run. After Penny, Kevin and Jen finally fled the Westcliffe property (to move to the grandparents house), he was apparently left behind, and speculation is that he and his anarchist friends were the ones who did some graffiti and vandalism before they too abandoned it - then being blamed by Penny for the totality of the mess.

Subsequently he appears to have moved in with a trans collective house in Denver. The owners there were successful, high earning tech troons so clearly that situation didn’t last. At this point he seems to have decided to follow in the footsteps of Penny and lead his own polycule / cult followers into the mountains to continue the grift / save money on rent. The stated objective being to raise 15k to found an anarchist mushroom and vegetable farming collective (this is not going well).

The hangers-on here are new to us, you’ve got “loseryote” who is a 20 year old MTF who is very mentally unwell, claims to have seizures and had just left psychiatric hospital before this saga began, and is now back there, that likely being the final straw causing them to pack up camp.

Then there is Feral Crow, probably similar age, tweets a lot and refers to J as his fiancé. He self harms - that’s what the blood on his arm mentioned is about.

There was supposedly one other troon in the camp but we don’t know who.

They are all completely stereotypical, the saga is fairly short so its worth reading in full, and although they’ve been quiet on Twitter since the camping debacle ended, all accounts are still active to read as we await the next developments.
 
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I would think that is more to do with the open rotting wound they have.

An amhole has got to start festering rapidly and spreads the rot right to the core.
Maybe that's what he meant, than. Which tracks because you have an artificially created 8 lane highway straight into the body that is, at best, barely patched over by whatever the body's natural healing system can slapdash together.
 
Subsequently he appears to have moved in with a trans collective house in Denver. The owners there were successful, high earning tech troons so clearly that situation didn’t last.
I've seen pics of "normal" communal houses, and they're unholy wastelands, so I can't imagine the lurking horrors when you add trannyism to the mix. The smell of festering wounds mixed with a place that's never cleaned because a bunch of upper middle class bougie tranarchists are too dysgenic to do even basic work.
 
I've seen pics of "normal" communal houses, and they're unholy wastelands, so I can't imagine the lurking horrors when you add trannyism to the mix. The smell of festering wounds mixed with a place that's never cleaned because a bunch of upper middle class bougie tranarchists are too dysgenic to do even basic work.

The only reason crack dens and heroin junkie squats are clean is because they have sold everything they possibly can.

Copper wiring, plumbing, kitchen fixtures, hell someone will even pay something for old piss stained mattresses.

That’s the thing that marks junkie scum over Troons, at least they are not messy.
 
The only reason crack dens and heroin junkie squats are clean is because they have sold everything they possibly can.

Copper wiring, plumbing, kitchen fixtures, hell someone will even pay something for old piss stained mattresses.

That’s the thing that marks junkie scum over Troons, at least they are not messy.
What? Junkie hovels are filthy and smell of rot, just the rot of decomposing junk food and festering human waste instead of necrosis. The floors are covered in needles, broken glass, ash, aluminum foil and literal shit. They aren't clean but devoid of value short of a roof and walls. Troons are gross, junkies are a different kind of gross and junkie troons are the actual lowest tier of humanity, overlapping with zoosadists.
 
So what's the news with Dilatelov Pass? They're off the mountain, but where are they now, and what are they doing?
Radio silence. Either the situation is bad / depressing enough that they don’t feel like tweeting, or they read the thread and decided to stop feeding it.

Either way, the grift was a humiliating failure and they are no longer wild camping, so arc over for now.
 
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What? Junkie hovels are filthy and smell of rot, just the rot of decomposing junk food and festering human waste instead of necrosis. The floors are covered in needles, broken glass, ash, aluminum foil and literal shit. They aren't clean but devoid of value short of a roof and walls. Troons are gross, junkies are a different kind of gross and junkie troons are the actual lowest tier of humanity, overlapping with zoosadists.

Fair enough.

All of the junkie squats I have been in have been devoid of anything aside from smacked up junkies.
Never seen junk food evidence, the only thing I have seen have been sweets (candy in US parlance) or just bags of sugar, which they eat out of teacups.

A lot of them don’t seem to be able to keep human food down, so just depend on raw sugar too keep going. The smack makes them horribly constipated too, so they don’t often actually shit.

There wouldn’t even be things like filthy clothes around. Most had only one set which they lived and slept in.

When they were on the game, they didn’t appear to bring their clients back to their squat, so shit like used condoms were usually found in alleyways and behind skips.

Luckily I suppose I never saw a baby in any of the ones I stepped in. So I can’t comment on junkies with babies.

When I said “clean” I didn’t exactly mean hygienic.

Just free of random debris.

I suppose we all have our different experiences with the horror of human depravity.

Radio silence. Either the situation is bad / depressing enough that they don’t feel like tweeting, or they read the thread and decided to stop feeding it.

Either way, the grift was a humiliating failure and they are no longer wild camping, so arc over for now.

To be honest I hope they have swallowed their pride and given up.
If Troons have to die, I would rather they get shot while trying to kidnap a child to groom or killed by inmates while serving time for heinous crimes.

Freezing to death on a mountain, even if it is their own fault, is still something that other Troons can turn into a sympathy grift.
And try to pin on the farms as a thoughtless deliberate MURDER of vulnerable transwomen.
 
The only reason crack dens and heroin junkie squats are clean is because they have sold everything they possibly can.

Copper wiring, plumbing, kitchen fixtures, hell someone will even pay something for old piss stained mattresses.

That’s the thing that marks junkie scum over Troons, at least they are not messy.
I think you are thinking about 'working junkies'...
People with insufficient income (but still income), in a panic, selling everything for the next hit. Empty fridge, empty house, about to be evicted.

Homeless junkies just bury themselves in trash.
 
I think you are thinking about 'working junkies'...
People with insufficient income (but still income), in a panic, selling everything for the next hit. Empty fridge, empty house, about to be evicted.

Homeless junkies just bury themselves in trash.

This was around 1997-2005, across some midlands and east British cities, with a couple in shit parts of London.
These junkies would beg, be on the game and commit petty crime to survive and score.

Whether they had had income, this was in the past.

Most working junkies I encountered tended to still have stuff, maybe they didn’t drive having sold their car admittedly, and they held down a manual labor job or were a prostitute in a brothel or massage parlor.
One or two still lived at home with their parents, but this usually went wrong.

There was even a university lecturer who I knew who was a smack head. He kept it under control, and had for years. Most of his peers were functioning alcoholics, so this wasn’t that out of place.
Obviously I am not going to PL him or myself.

The only stand out time I recall some junkie living in actual trash was a bunch of them living in a car in the yard of a closed pub.
These really were fucked though, they actually were dressed like they had been at a normal party night before, even though they clearly had been living in this car for a number of weeks.
 
I feel like loseryote is the kind of person who is regularly in and out of psych wards. He’s probably in one right now and will be for another week or so and then he will be released and do a lot of BPD posting and go right back to a lot of weed, poor sleep hygiene, too much internet, gross sex, and hanging out with weirdos. Then after about a month of that euphoria he’ll go off his meds, start up with SI and a month after that someone will drive him to the ER again.

If any of the people in his tent polycule actually loved him they would realize that boring shit like sleep, a steady schedule, low internet use, regular meals, sobriety, and being around normies are very important to his mental health and should be prioritized.
 
If any of the people in his tent polycule actually loved him they would realize that boring shit like sleep, a steady schedule, low internet use, regular meals, sobriety, and being around normies are very important to his mental health and should be prioritized.

This is the biggest indication that they don’t love the people in their polycules and clubs.

They just want to be around people who confirm their delusions.

Trans is also becoming a conduit for toxic relationships on a massive scale.
 
The fact that loseryote was taken to hospital and is presumably back, means there was a way for them to get off the mountain. Whether it was their car, ambulance, cops. No one is going to leave people on a Colorado mountain in the middle of winter. Whatever happened or happens is their fault as they had time and knew the weather was turning.

This is not the own they think it is. No one is impressed.
 
The fact that loseryote was taken to hospital and is presumably back,
Well, he went into hospital and hasn’t tweeted or liked anything for about a week. And hasn’t even locked down his Twitter along with the other two.
So that’s why I was wondering if he’s still there and they’ve taken the phone off him, or is sick to the point where he can’t use it. He’s the one who was having seizures so it’s not impossible he’s strapped to a cot in a darkened room, plugged into an EEG.

I don’t believe they were ever stranded on the mountain or needed rescue. They drove down as soon as weather or health crisis made it untenable.

A less dramatic reason for Twitter lockdown could simply be embarrassment, to avoid admitting they pussied out and for how badly the grift failed ($320 out of $15,000 last I checked - $200 of that was from J’s mother and probably $100 was seed money.

Twitter has become fallow ground for such antics, or maybe just the association and knowledge of what happened at the Tranch has spread and nobody will donate any more. I’ve seen many a furry/trans/communist account guardedly mention how TUR “failed” - even if it’s not made a big deal of, everyone knows - thanks to Bonnie and KF.
 
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