Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 26.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 121 36.6%

  • Total voters
    331
It's not *that* original. He's mostly just recycling jokes and clips that were posted on Kiwifarms days previously.

I thought his first effort was pretty good, but since then... kinda meh. These days, I just skip them. But hey, I don't follow or watch Kino Casino either. They just do the same schtick.
OK, you are partially right on this. His original content is at the end of the video where Bernie does this voice AI of Nick as if he was the one talking. I always get a laugh out of it. This reminds me of the channel Jarbo The Hutt back in the day when Matt was outed as a flaggot and got made fun of for the longest time.
 
Also, I think Mandy is wearing a long hair wig in that one photo of them, at least none of the males in the family seem to have long hair. That also fits more with "troon and hiding it" then anything else.
Disagree with this, because it appears you can see the roots of his hairline.

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Usually with wigs, the hairline is smooth/flat looking where the wig meets the skin, a dead giveaway usually. Growing long hair is one of the more doable steps for these types, even if they don't properly maintain the hair like a woman would.
 
Anytime people claim we instigate IRL shite, I want to point to the hundreds of times people have been excoriated for suggesting it and the dozens who have been banned. Farmers are some of the more consistent followers of an ethos that I have met.
We observe, we make fun of and we laugh. We don't interfere.
Getting involved is less fun and dissolves the barrier between just being an observer and getting way more invested than you should be.

It's also what separates us from the insane forces that actively try to fuck with people's livelihood. I'll laugh at someone and make fun of them all day on the internet but I don't care enough about their life to try to ruin it in any way shape or form.

But you know...if outside people recognize that, they'd lose any credible way to attack KF on a daily basis.
 
Dan's accident happened on the 360 highway north... So was he on the way to work?
You may very well be right.

Notably, Ford closed their last production facility in Texas in 1970. Whereas a GM plant is right up the road from him.

What Dan's MO seems to be is to take aspects of his actual life, and change details to attribute to his Mandy persona.

To that end, Dan could possibly work at General Motors and not FoMoCo.

Just like the accident on the 360 actually happened, and he did experience a death, but it was this Randy guy, and not his "sister-in-law." Similarly, the Lincoln Town Car is a 2000s model, and not an 80s model. He lies, but blends in elements of truth in his life.

Coping about MAN-d:
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That's incorrect.

While I'll grant financial grift is usually what people think of when they think of catfishing, it is not a essential element of the phenomenon. It's perfectly within reason to say Rekieta was catfished.

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Source with citations.

In the instant case, it could be just as simple as Dan fishing for attention.

And boy howdy, did Rekieta give it! He'd totally "fuck the shit out of Mandy" if he weren't married. :story:

My guess here is that Dan is getting a high from being seen as a hot sexy woman. That's total troon behvaior. It's a strong form of validation for them. It's been documented on the Farms countless times.

Also, AFAIK, nobody is suggesting Dan committed a crime. This is a hot topic now simply because it's funny how Nick, CGoody, and others got sucked into this. It doesn't have to be criminal to be funny.

What I don't get is why this dude mixed in events from his personal life into the LARP. Just seems like a liability to me.
Well, it sure helped figure out who they are.
 
Also, I think Mandy is wearing a long hair wig in that one photo of them, at least none of the males in the family seem to have long hair. That also fits more with "troon and hiding it" then anything else.
The hands are obvious man-hands I don’t know why anyone there saw that and thought “haha gotcha kiwi’s”
 
Disagree with this, because it appears you can see the roots of his hairline.

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Usually with wigs, the hairline is smooth/flat looking where the wig meets the skin, a dead giveaway usually. Growing long hair is one of the more doable steps for these types, even if they don't properly maintain the hair like a woman would.
You see a lot of mexicans with hairlines like this
 
I’m sure his children are extremely proud to be his kin
Wonder how they'll feel when they inevitably come across the picture of their freak parents sitting around naked on a beach or the picture of a beer bottle firmly lodged in between their father's ass cheeks.
 
Will Rekieta personally thank our resident autist that found out he has been getting scammed for a long time by a gay dude? When said scammer was surely trying to bomb his marriage?.
We know he wont but he should, if someone warned me i was getting catfished the less i could do is thank him:).
I pointed this out before, but back when this thread was overwhelming pro-Rekieta, if a Kiwi uncovered this, they might have quietly warned NIck. And pre-2022, Nick might have been sober enough to actually listen (though maybe not, as he's always been a stubborn SOB who thinks he's the smartest guy ever).

In 2023, he got to find out this way.
 
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I pointed this out before, but back when this thread was overwhelming pro-Rekieta, if a Kiwi uncovered this, they might would have quietly warned NIck. And pre-2022, Nick might have been sober enough to actually listen (though maybe not, as he's always been a stubborn SOB who thinks he's the smartest guy ever).

In 2023, he got to find out this way.
Hope he pulls out of it but this could get bad.
 
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Holy fuck, I knew the coping from Nick's fans would be bad, but they're re-defining "catfish" in-real-time to explain away how a married Christian man lusting over an internet tranny is okay as long as they were doing it to humiliate you publicly, tarnish your reputation, and destroy your marriage rather than doing it for money.

Thank goodness all Nick lost was the last vestiges of plausible deniability that he was a drunkard degenerate destroying his life instead of some cold hard cash!
 
It’s bizarre that anyone believed that a “female” as hungry for attention and affirmation from Nick, and his locals group, to the point of giving plenty of $$$, would also be so camera shy. Any actual woman trying that hard to be parasocial noticed would have been on voice and video calls as soon as she had her max Korean beauty filters sorted out. It’s what they live for, it’s irresistible and the entire point. They start the game because they want attention, specially lustful male attention and admiration.

If the “Mandy” persona was a real person she would have set up her own live stream show within two months of getting Nick’s flattery and attention. She would have had a Rackets post or pre-game stream.

I’m sure Dan laments what a famous streamer he could have been if only he was a lady with big knockers. Life is so unfair.

I am curious if Dan is just a troon, a closet cross dresser or just a real skin walking weirdo. It really odd that there is an even creepier option than troon and cross dresser, even though they are one and the same, the troon takes the cross dressing fetish public and much further. Troon and cross dresser are at least easy to understand sexual fetish, posing non-sexually and devotedly as a female persona online for nearly twenty years is far more bizarre and weird.

My vote is the auto factory man is just a closeted cross dresser at home. He’s in a bra and panties when super chatting Nick.
 
I’m sure his children are extremely proud to be his kin
"Why are mommy and daddy fighting?" asks one of the younger children. The oldest son, a jaded veteran of his parents' insanity, knows exactly what's going on because his friend at school with an internet connection told him and struggles to find a way to explain to his siblings in a way that won't upset them too much that "Dad said to the whole world that he wants to fuck the shit out of a middle aged homosexual man who works at an automotive factory in Texas"
 
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