Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Piggle Rick]

He's the type that hears the word "boobs" and has to titter like a five year old would.

Why did he even talk about it online, for fucks sake my wife would go mental if I publicly discussed any health concerns she had let alone anything involving her reproductive parts. Fuck Jack is a bad husband.

 

[p1138]

Why did he even talk about it online, for fucks sake my wife would go mental if I publicly discussed any health concerns she had let alone anything involving her reproductive parts. Fuck Jack is a bad husband.

Fatty is just a bad human. He has the mentality of a 12 year old, the taste and entitlement of a 5 year old, it's no surprise he can't handle the idea of maturely talking about his wife... or rather NOT talking about his wife's business. Fatty is concerned with himself, and broadcasts at least part of his own health bullshit so he can't possibly fathom the idea that other people might not want to.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Is it normal for people to celebrate the new year this excessively at Jack's age? In his recent live chat he showed his phone screen and his background picture is a big "2024". I am more than 2 decades younger than Jack and I have not seen anyone act like this. Usually people get excited about New Year parties and celebrations but that is like a 1-2 day period of over-exuberance at most. Jack has been tardposting about 2024 and how its going to be "the best year ever" for like 3 weeks now. It's bizarre.


With that said, I wish all the regulars and occasional visitors in this thread a happy new year!

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Is it normal for people to celebrate the new year this excessively at Jack's age? In his recent live chat he showed his phone screen and his background picture is a big "2024". I am more than 2 decades younger than Jack and I have not seen anyone act like this. Usually people get excited about New Year parties and celebrations but that is like a 1-2 day period of over-exuberance at most. Jack has been tardposting about 2024 and how its going to be "the best year ever" for like 3 weeks now. It's bizarre.


With that said, I wish all the regulars and occasional visitors in this thread a happy new year!

At that age? No. At that level of social media obsession? Yes. Jack is terminally online, so its no surprise he's absorbing all the usual social media posting about the new year, and building his current existence around it. Probably makes him feel like he's part of something, rather than being a lonely cripple out in the middle of nowhere, talking forlornly to a camera he probably can't even operate anymore.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I've never heard of a woman getting an ablation unless her periods were just too heavy or painful or whatever so yeah, it's kinda weird if they went that route for birth control. Which leads me to believe that Jagoff wasn't really involved with the whole thing.

Or maybe the choice was between that and a hysterectomy and this was considered to be less invasive? All I do know is doing this as a from of birth control is retarded.

Take a look at Tammy. She has the look of a woman that had a heavy flow day for her entire life before she entered menopause at 47. What a sourpuss battle axe. Just the type of woman that Jack deserves.


Also, why hasn’t Junior knocked up his wife yet?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Hey Jack, now that it's 2024, what are your plans for the new year?

 

[rubytintedchix]

I have so many questions.

Why did TamHam pay for sterilization if they haven't fucked since W's first term? Why would they choose to have her go through with it, when Jack could have for much cheaper, safer, and faster recovery? Do they not really read the thread and not realize the question was about Medium Tammy and why her faggot pedophile husband hasn't given her a kid yet?

Ablations can be used to control effects from PCOS/Endometriosis and regulates heavy periods.

I’ve known several women who’ve done this and it really does help.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Also, why hasn’t Junior knocked up his wife yet?

1. I imagine it'd be hard to get it up with Jack loudly making his fat person noises halfway down the hall.
2. Medium Tammy's too tired working all day to support her husband's hobby of yelling the nigger word in Call of Duty 20XX.

but most relevantly

3. Jr's a faggot pedophile.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've never heard of a woman getting an ablation unless her periods were just too heavy or painful or whatever so yeah, it's kinda weird if they went that route for birth control.

They didn't do it for birth control; Jack's a dumbass. Part of the preop discussion with endometrial ablation is what kind of contraception the patient is going to use after, and making sure they know it's still very necessary.

You can still get pregnant after endometrial ablation; you just can't stay pregnant.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Ablations can be used to control effects from PCOS/Endometriosis and regulates heavy periods.

I’ve known several women who’ve done this and it really does help.

I give Hammy a lot of shit, but I feel bad because Jack was probably an asshole to her the entire recovery period. Not only just refusing to help Tammy recuperate. But also demeaning her with comments about “icky woman parts problems”. I’ve seen assholes like this operate.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Is it normal for people to celebrate the new year this excessively at Jack's age? In his recent live chat he showed his phone screen and his background picture is a big "2024". I am more than 2 decades younger than Jack and I have not seen anyone act like this. Usually people get excited about New Year parties and celebrations but that is like a 1-2 day period of over-exuberance at most. Jack has been tardposting about 2024 and how its going to be "the best year ever" for like 3 weeks now. It's bizarre.


With that said, I wish all the regulars and occasional visitors in this thread a happy new year!

Maybe he knows he doesn't have many New Year's left to celebrate.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why did he even talk about it online, for fucks sake my wife would go mental if I publicly discussed any health concerns she had let alone anything involving her reproductive parts. Fuck Jack is a bad husband.

He overshares with everything but then he honestly thinks people are genuinely interested in what he has to say.

Is it normal for people to celebrate the new year this excessively at Jack's age?

No. Most people at Jagoff's age will maybe go out for a nice dinner or stay home for a nice dinner, Maybe open a bottle of moderately priced bubbly at midnight and that's it. You reach a point in your life that the idea of celebrating for a meaningless date just gets to be sad.

Take a look at Tammy. She has the look of a woman that had a heavy flow day for her entire life before she entered menopause at 47. What a sourpuss battle axe. Just the type of woman that Jack deserves.


Also, why hasn’t Junior knocked up his wife yet?

Yeah she looks the type to miserable and a bit of a shrew. But then she married Jagoff so... yeah she's a bitch but she married Jagoff. With luck he'll be dead soon and she can invite Jim Traynor over to stay for realsies.

As for Jr? He's gay like his father.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Jack request if you have any questions , just google it first. Happy new year losers.

 

[fag0rz]

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Jack request if you have any questions , just google it first. Happy new year losers.

I give this stupid diet a week, tops. Carnivore pizza? As predicted, Jack is just going to use his new meal plan to inhale more processed meat and cheese like a commercial hog with food aggression issues.

 

[p1138]

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Jack request if you have any questions , just google it first. Happy new year losers.

wtf is this Fatty just rattling off his list of problems? He thinks he's going to somehow "reactivate" a paralyzed vocal chord? And of course this still begs the question... why wait a year to even pretend to do anything? Rob in the comments of course calling out the "honesty" while Fatty lies in the video about being able to walk with a cane, he can barely stand with a cane, he still won't admit to the damn scooter?

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Now I'm betting he's gonna "try" and do this for a couple months before some unfortunate situation completely out of his control makes it impossible for him to continue, which will really mean he gives up within two weeks and then lies about it for months until its impossible to ignore the lack of change.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Also, why hasn’t Junior knocked up his wife yet?

He’s still “practicing” (Jack’s words, not mine)

Jack request if you have any questions , just google it first. Happy new year losers.

>He ate 2 hard boiled eggs for breakfast.
>Imagine the smell.

Happy new year, ya hosers.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

>He ate 2 hard boiled eggs for breakfast.

Why would you hard boil eggs for breakfast? It takes like, a minute to pan fry or scramble 'em. Its not like, awful, but it is just weird.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Fucking called it that Jack'd fail the diet with his New Year's breakfast. With his willpower, bull shit was he ever going to restrict himself to steak, salt, and water.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

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Jack request if you have any questions , just google it first. Happy new year losers.

1/1/24 Weight 278.6 BP 144/80 Sugar 163. Somehow I doubt Jack is 278 pounds, unless he is very short. The carnivore pizza is probably just going to be meat and cheese, the processed junk Jack normally eats.