Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[thebigdream]

Man really chose the worst time to stop drinking. This is the rare occasion where I'd be fully sympathetic with him going on a booze bender, this is fucking embarrassing.

 

[not william stenchever]

I would be willing to bet he's got nudes of our wife too.

I hadn't thought about that scenario "Dad sent nude pictures of mom to a middle aged automotive worker in Texas" is far more succinct an explanation to the younger children of why mommy and daddy are fighting.

 

[Captain Manning]

>inb4 ralph goes a hollerin because he lost

Ralph shouldn't have even been nominated this year, IMO. I think that happened out of pure inertia. This is also the year the fromer Gunt subforum was rebranded into the Sektur.

Like, what has he done this last year? Get divorced again? That's probably the best for absolutely everybody. Including him.

I think him being in last-place is about right. And I say that as somebody who hardly likes Ralph.

If Bossman Jack or Fatrick were to win, I wouldn't mind too much, but there's no fucking way Ralph's 2023 was an insane as Rekieta's. The baton has been passed.

 

[PULL UP]

Daniel Paul Harris

Okay, no. This can't be real. This is too absurd. I had to make an account just to respond to this. You're telling me that Nick
1.) Got catfished.
2.) By a man.
3.) Who just so happens to have the exact same name as Razorfist?
This is too funny to be real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mSokxSwJG4

 

[indomitable snowman]

Is he streaming tonight?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Daniel Harris...isn't that Razorfist!?

Edit: awe, I'm late on this? Damn.

It's not exactly an uncommon name. Unlike Amanda Karevicius who is the only one with that name in the country. Good job dude. Next time pick something common like Sarah Smith.

He must have known people would Google the name and find the original woman at some point.

He obviously never dealt with weaponized autism.

Coping about MAN-d:

Spectre the Practicing NON-LAWYER weights in.

Good evidence of a settlement in the case.

That was my first thought. Then I remembered it's Nick Rekeita.

Well, if anyone recalls that one story he's told a few times about being roofied in a Texas bar after being on Elijah Schaeffer's now-cancelled show, my headcanon is that alleged Texan Dan the Man-D was the one who roofied and probably sodomized him. I don't actually care if this is true, it's true enough to me because it's funny, as Nicki sez.

Plausible. Let's just assume that's what happened.

What I don't get is why this dude mixed in events from his personal life into the LARP. Just seems like a liability to me.

He was trying to fill out details to make his character more believable. And get sympathy for what was actually going on in his life. He didn't anticipate the farms would be able to tie the information back to his real name and destroy his larp.

If the “Mandy” persona was a real person she would have set up her own live stream show within two months of getting Nick’s flattery and attention. She would have had a Rackets post or pre-game stream.

Like this one who has parlayed showing her vulva on Locals into a channel and getting on LawTuber shows.

With such riveting content as this:

I'm pretty sure at this point that if someone threw enough money at him, Nick would jam a tube up his ass, connect it to a funnel and poor booze into it on stream.

You spoiled his plan for no drink January.

Who has a more retarded locals/ discord: Rackets or Drex?

Probably Drexel because he has a literal retard who needs permission from the UK government to date.

It's over

Nick, one time top dog in LawTube. Taken out by a Jew. I'm having a hard time seeing this as a coincidence.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Claire would have loved this.

She should have never left the Internet, I mean she streamed with her face and name ffs.

 

[AltisticRight]

No, 4chan users are dumber than Redditors.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is he streaming tonight?

According to his last LOCALS stream (and coincidentally the last stream of 2023), he is supposed to stream.

Wonder if the LOCALS crew will bring him up to speed on MAN-dy? Who am I kidding, he probably has 12 DMs about it already.

 

[Captain Manning]

No, 4chan users are dumber than Redditors.
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Agreed, but TBF the guy in Nick's Locals does have a bit of a point that m00t era 4chan was pretty kino.

Or maybe I'm just overly nostalgic.

I think it started going to shit around Gamergate, and was completely shit after m00t cashed out.

Saying modern 4chan is better than KF is just crazy talk though.

 

[zimzam88]

I hadn't thought about that scenario "Dad sent nude pictures of mom to a middle aged automotive worker in Texas" is far more succinct an explanation to the younger children of why mommy and daddy are fighting.

"But it was just a joke. It was FUNNY. Listen kids, mommy is an incel prude who cant take social cues and understand jokes like how I publicly lust after middle aged men online to thousands of viewers"

Saying modern 4chan is better than KF is just crazy talk though.

At least 4chan used to say "tits and timestamp or gtfo" before jerking it to larping guys online. These retards like Balldoman and his Lolcows chat cant even do that right.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Agreed, but TBF the guy in Nick's Locals does have a bit of a point that m00t era 4chan was pretty kino.

Or maybe I'm just overly nostalgic.

I think it started going to shit around Gamergate, and was completely shit after m00t cashed out.

Saying modern 4chan is better than KF is just crazy talk though.

Hard to say if it's me that changed or the site that changed, but 4chan is almost unuseable now. Any NSFW board except /pol/ is nothing but blacked porn. And /pol/ is mostly bots and 1pbtid threads.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Man really chose the worst time to stop drinking.

Oh, don't worry about that. He decided he's going to "subvert expectations" by drinking every day this month.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I remember the times when Nick was a funny lawyer, explaining shit like DSP's bankruptcy process, streaming with Josh and the Depp-Heard-Trial. By then he was already drinking a lot tbh in retrospective, but nothing out of the order and only at the end of streams if I remember it correctly. The decline was slow, but steady. And then the Balldo happened and the speed of the downfall escalated. Or maybe it always was that way, but because of YouTube's ToS he could not show the full extent of his degeneracy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I am in search of a clip, and I have found this in the course of my search:


Nick tells people NOT to do drugs. LOL!

Source: LINK

 

[RotPockets]

Agreed, but TBF the guy in Nick's Locals does have a bit of a point that m00t era 4chan was pretty kino.

Or maybe I'm just overly nostalgic.

I think it started going to shit around Gamergate, and was completely shit after m00t cashed out.

Saying modern 4chan is better than KF is just crazy talk though.

Especially on /v/ these days, it’s been a constant r*ddit raid since StarFailed flopped spectacularly and AI is set to replace Loocalizers.

Emil Pagliarulo switched from reeeeing at every negative Steam review to just shilling his dogshit attempts at writing.

The Loocalizers being failed writers also have nothing better to do with their lack of skills. Plus you have all the salty Xbox drones in last place shilling GoyPass and Snoys shilling Sweet Baby Inc’s Spider-Monkey 2 with all the PR damage control for Sweet Baby Inc’s Alan Woke 2.

It’s generally a complete shithole now.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Is there a dead pool for Nick's sobriety going into January yet?

No, 4chan users are dumber than Redditors.
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It's depressing how bad 4Chan has gotten, but maybe it's my nostalgia from way back that makes me think it ever had value.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

How the fuck do you fuck up this bad at internetting? I wonder if I ever came close to this? But no even in ye olde days of AOL’ing there was still a phone to use. Wow.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

I hadn't thought about that scenario "Dad sent nude pictures of mom to a middle aged automotive worker in Texas" is far more succinct an explanation to the younger children of why mommy and daddy are fighting.

The only thing that could top it is if Rekieta is OK with it being a dude and continues on like nothing changed. Which frankly, wouldn't totally shock me at this point.

 

[Neetorino]

It's not exactly an uncommon name. Unlike Amanda Karevicius who is the only one with that name in the country. Good job dude. Next time pick something common like Sarah Smith.

Yes but "Sarah Smith" isn't as eye catching. We're going for max attention so the fake name's gotta POP.

It's depressing how bad 4Chan has gotten, but maybe it's my nostalgia from way back that makes me think it ever had value.

It's also just gotten really boring, when's the last time one of the boards did something big or fun and interesting? Maybe when Snoot Game got made (years before Volcano High ever actually released) but that's the most recent one I can think of. Gone are the days of microwaved iPhones (and the many other tricks on Applefags), stolen flags, and ISIS camps being triangulated. Last time I looked it's just down to porn (lolicon being a frequent thread topic) and politicalsperging. Breaks my heart from my youth to know those glory days are over.