Should I behead my pet dog with a sword?

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Everyone assumes they could flip out super-effectively with a samurai sword, but you don't want to end up with a terrified dog, not understanding the betrayal by her best friend, running around the room with her head half-on and blood squirting everywhere.

Look up the botched executions of Jack Ketch, and he was using an axe and doing it for a living.

I would recommend one of the in-home euthanasia vets; they come to your house, sedate the animal in your arms, and then give them IV euthanasia. It's a lot less stressful for everyone.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Everyone assumes they could flip out super-effectively with a samurai sword, but you don't want to end up with a terrified dog, not understanding the betrayal by her best friend, running around the room with her head half-on and blood squirting everywhere.

Look up the botched executions of Jack Ketch, and he was using an axe and doing it for a living.

I would recommend one of the in-home euthanasia vets; they come to your house, sedate the animal in your arms, and then give them IV euthanasia. It's a lot less stressful for everyone.
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I've had several pets euthanized in-home over the past few decades. It's the best possible outcome. They just drift off to sleep, in familiar surroundings.
 
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Aunt Carol said:
Everyone assumes they could flip out super-effectively with a samurai sword, but you don't want to end up with a terrified dog, not understanding the betrayal by her best friend, running around the room with her head half-on and blood squirting everywhere.

Look up the botched executions of Jack Ketch, and he was using an axe and doing it for a living.

I would recommend one of the in-home euthanasia vets; they come to your house, sedate the animal in your arms, and then give them IV euthanasia. It's a lot less stressful for everyone.
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LMFAO the mental image of @WolfeTone chopping off a dogs head only for it to run around screaming
 
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Just feed your dog one of those giant novelty Kit Kat bars that they sell around Valentine's Day. That way your dog OD's on chocolate and you can eat the rest of the Kit Kat bar afterwards. Kit Kats are good.
 
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In movies they show people being shot and decapitated and just falling down dead, in reality I am not so sure. There are accounts from people picking up the heads of those freshly guillotined and having them respond to their name and making eye contact.

Also think of the mess.
 
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Trombonista said:
Absolutely not. Why don't you trust vets?
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They're financially incentivized to keep your dog sick. You pay for a cure once, but you pay for treatment forever. That's why you see so many obese dogs with continuous glucose monitors on statins and insulin and dogs hooked on opioids and benzos, not to mention dogs on lifetime HRT and gender affirming surgeries.
 
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