🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Sammich]

The funnest fucking part of jimmy suicide baiting, was he actually went up in the polls (to go home) after he did that.

 

[CoolFool]

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The back tattoo finally revealed

That's not what I expected. What's the story behind it?

 

[Pathos]

Stat update as of 10PM 1/1/23 EST

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17434237

Please note that Freeloaders can now be endorsed. However, you can't Endorse both a freeloader and a contestant.

(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)

1st Shinji- 8650 -

2nd Jimmy - 3504

3rd taylor- 3107 -

Runners up:

TJ - 3077 -

Tayleigh - 2828 -

Trish - 1473 -

Brian - 1057 -
Nifty - 90

Duany'ay - 69

Delaney - 52

Spoiler: HellHouse Obituary

Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged

Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion

JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit

Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game

 

[parody]

That's not what I expected. What's the story behind it?

Like every other aspect about himself, Jimmy embellished how le epic and awesome his back tattoo is and spent weeks talking it up.

 

[Marche]

That's not what I expected. What's the story behind it?

Im sure something super true and not fake and gay at all.

 

[Cringestorian X]

jimmy the nigger blasting machine

 

[Rome Is Burning]

Shinji lets out his inner Solaire and begins to praise the sun

 

[curbside2]

This could be more interesting if it hadn’t been going on for over two hours. The elimination challenge alone lasted over an hour. I’m feeling drained at this point and ready for it to be over. The tension is broken for me.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

calling it now. sam does an attack session with TJ, doesnt kick him, and then the entire cast applauds him as he returns to the living room

 

[CoolFool]

Ugh don't tell me they're all staying

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I think he's going to do an attack session then send him home.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

After telling everyone else that they're safe, Sam begins another mindfuck session with TJ, telling him now that everyone is a paid actor, not just Brian, and that everything has been completely fake and set up. Tells him Taylor had the worst rated act, but they decided to kick him off after the results of his last "session". Also says that he needs to let his "dumb animal brain take over" and basically says that TJ needs to stop acting like a pussy all the time. Says he needs to wear shoes if he wants to get ho's as well. Later tells him that he's just been fucking with him, that nobody is an actor, Taylor really likes him, but he's still gone. Ends it by asking TJ if he wants to stay, and he'll go kick Taylor right now. TJ says yes, Sam asks him if he's sure, and he says yes

 

[parody]

This could be more interesting if it hadn’t been going on for over two hours. The elimination challenge alone lasted over an hour. I’m feeling drained at this point and ready for it to be over. The tension is broken for me.

It's an extra "fuck you" knowing that it was all obviously rigged from the start too.

 

[Pringles Can]

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Look at the mans face. This is the face of someone who has absolutely been mentally fucked by these gaslight sessions. Beautiful.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm feeling real bad for TJ right about now. Poor little guy.

 

[CoolFool]

I don't get how TJ can fall for this stuff so easily. He's really dumb.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I don't get how TJ can fall for this stuff so easily. He's really dumb.

You answered your own question. He's dumb.
I feel bad for him, though, because his own dumbness.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Trish had the best set imo, I was pleasantly surprised

Trish the past week has proven to be the best girl. Latinas FTW!

cute, funny, has a lot of stamina, will do anything for money, knows how to make a body feel good. Its too bad she was born on this side of the border she'd be a top tier tijuana whore. easily pay her a whole $100 to fuck.

Also says that he needs to let his "dumb animal brain take over" and basically says that TJ needs to stop acting like a pussy all the time

Sam does know what TJ jerks off to right? Maybe he shouldn't let the animal brain take over.

 

[parody]

You answered your own question. He's dumb.
I feel bad for him, though, because his own dumbness.

I don't get how TJ can fall for this stuff so easily. He's really dumb.

I think he's been through so much over the past 15 days that he just doesn't care.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

It's not even being a dumb dumb, he's just so fucking passive. Literally goes along with anything.