Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Null shared this funny the other day:

That’s one of the OnA Forums faggots who take the internet so seriously that they have spent dozens of hours seething about Josh and KF existing. So, consider the source.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I used a female character in MGS Online (MGS4) for the smaller hitbox

I choose female characters in MGO2 (and MGO3) because they were hot.

 

[Harm]

Anyone know what this is?
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They're ArmorAll car wipes. Here's the product from their website:



Third image.

 

[PULL UP]

and whatever is on the right side of the photo.

Looks like Armor All wipes

Anyone know what this is?
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Brand specifically. Looks like wet wipes.

Make that definitely Armor All. Specifically:

 

[TheCaspainKing]

Spreadsheet is out tomorrow

I haven't even made the fucking sheet yet, gdi. Has to ruin everything.

Not so fast. A few posts up He's saying it's back on but more of a Sober-ish Jan lol. Not completely dry just not blackout Troon Goonin is what I'm expecting

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He claims sober January is still on.
Sheet is out tomorrow. Good luck everyone, and may the balldo ever be in your favor.

 

[Captain Manning]

That’s one of the OnA Forums faggots who take the internet so seriously that they have spent dozens of hours seething about Josh and KF existing. So, consider the source.

Oh, that actually explains a lot! Thank you!

Fatrick is in the running, and if this is an OnA guy, they're probably also fucking furious he's not winning (in addition to hating Josh). They are obsessed with Fatrick.

 

[feral cat #6385]

That looks like a container of armor all wipes for like cleaning the dashboard and shit in your car. Jaeger and Armorall wipes just two things totally real uwu girls keep on their desks.
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Balldoman is so ODD he would never post his totally real proof that MANdy is actually a woman just to own the karen farmers. That would make him look like such a little bitch he just couldn't bring himself to do it.

Perfect match thank you. Seems a weird thing to keep by the computer. But don't want to go tripod mode with it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Jaeger and Armorall wipes just two things totally real uwu girls keep on their desks.

Perfect match thank you. Seems a weird thing to keep by the computer.
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Bear in mind, they were trying really hard to sell the "hot mechanic chick" persona.

To that end, its inclusion might have been intentional, and not an oversight.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Can someone confirm that he is drinking monster but it's already opened? He doesn't open the can on stream?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He claims sober January is still on.

Perfect match thank you. Seems a weird thing to keep by the computer. But don't want to go tripod mode with it.
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When I've been in small apartments or room mate situation, I've kept stuff like this near my desk. So I could buy it for a few reasons.

Can someone confirm that he is drinking monster but it's already opened? He doesn't open the can on stream?

Unless he opened this one on stream; he never opens them on stream to my knowledge. I would expect that going forward. So not seeing him drink whiskey does not mean he's not drinking. You'll have to look for tell tale signs.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

nick is talking about mixing Cambell's chunky soup as a gourmet southern meal. yeah trailer park meal, mix muh Jambalaya in my gumbo and real southern food on new years eve.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Fatrick is in the running, and if this is an OnA guy, they're probably also fucking furious he's not winning (in addition to hating Josh). They are obsessed with Fatrick

I mean Pat is a legendary lolcow but some of them legitimately hate Null and this site way more than they do Pat. Many of them feel genuine anger that KF’s official policy doesn’t allow openly fucking with people’s livelihoods or boasting about harassment. As with many lolcows, the detractors are often just as loony as the cow — just from a different angle.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

There is no reason to believe that photo is Buffalo Dan. Looks like some brown he paid to take the photo.

Maybe I am off on this, but I suspect we already have proof that the "apology note" was not being held up by the real Dan Harris.

The driver of the Lincoln Town Car was a 41 year old white male

Now, I do not have a degree in raceology like some of the members here, but it seems that there is a consensus that the person holding the note is not a white man. He is in Texas, which has an ample supply of Hispanic people who could hold up the note for him.

His history of refusing to show himself in his catfishing photos or speak lends me to believe that he has never tried to "pass." Instead, I think this is an old school catfish who enjoys larping for the attention of men, probably as a closeted gay man rather than a trans person. Flirt with men online and pretend to be a normie in real life, Rekieta style. If I am right on that, there's even more reason to believe that the note photograph is a second person, since Harris has less of a reason to grow out his hair (or become brown).

 

[Pomniman]

Are weirdo shutins like Dan really going to involve third parties in such a long running and almost certainly very private dirty little secret? No reason to believe it isn't him unless there is actual proof to the contrary.

If Dan's really some fringe weirdo who's psychotic enough to keep up this LARP for years with little to no apparent benefit it'd be trivially easy for him to find some cheap Mexican hooker (possibly even a tranny Mexican hooker) to pose for a photo like that in Texas. Never underestimate the lengths these degenerates will go to.

Oh, that actually explains a lot! Thank you!

Fatrick is in the running, and if this is an OnA guy, they're probably also fucking furious he's not winning (in addition to hating Josh). They are obsessed with Fatrick.

I've seen that Turk guy floating around before, he had a one-sided beef with Porsalin about some really gay and autistic shit a few years back. I think Turk's a laughingstock even among the OnA crowd.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Did he actually mention that his wife was "blown out" by having their kids? Cause I'm watching the MATI lead-ups to this event, and that bit was nuts. It explains quite a few things about this incident actually, and it also peaked my morbid curiosity...

If you happen to be a well-endowed gentleman, does your size protect you against a mom's "hotdog down a hallway" syndrome?

The idea that a woman's vagina is noticeably looser after giving birth is mostly a myth. Yes, there is some initial damage for the first few weeks and/or months after, but by the six-month point it should be fully back to normal. Rarely, there can be some longer-term damage past that, but that's not at all the norm and there are exercises that can be done to help with this.

More noticeable are the changes to a woman's breasts. The breasts tend to get larger and often develop stretch marks. That's not really a big deal, either, unless you're very picky or superficial.

In any case, regardless of his wife's specific situation, calling it out in front of thousands of strangers on the Internet is a really shitty thing to do to someone you supposedly love.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

last time rekieta was at church or studying the bible was before covid. so I am starting to understand the balldo, bottle in the ass arch more now......

 

[zyclonPD]

I dunno how many of you are following the voting thread, but Null shared this funny the other day:

Is the award supposed to be serious? Did he complain about the Game of the Year awards too?

 

[Null]

That’s one of the OnA Forums faggots who take the internet so seriously that they have spent dozens of hours seething about Josh and KF existing. So, consider the source.

Is it really? That's even funnier.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

I remember all my life
Pouring whiskey on the ice
Shadows of a man, a balldo through a window, streaming through the night
The night goes into morning, time to drive the kids
Happy people as my car skids
Looking in their eyes, I see a memory
I never realized how horny you made me
Oh, Mann-D
Well, you came and gave pics without taking
But I sent you away, oh, Mann-D
Well, you fished me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh, Mann-D

I met her in a chat up on old Rumble
Where you get shitfaced and you go online for some streaming.
L-I-V-E streaming
She dropped a superchat and said I was a chad
I asked for her name and in a bright pink text she wrote "Mandy".
M-A-N-D, Mandy
Lol-lol-lol-lol, Mandy.

Well, I'm not the world's most sober guy
But when she came onto me, I nearly lost my mind
Oh, my Mandy
Lol-lol-lol-lol, Mandy.
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she types like a woman and thinks like a man
Oh, my Mandy
Lol-lol-lol-lol Mandy,
Lol-lol-lol-lol Mandy.