Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

Oh, when the wendigo finally flees Jack's carcass, what I'm going to miss most of all is the instant, unbridled, babyman rage at the merest hint of common sense.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I have two new years concerns about Jack.
1. What if this diet is involuntary? He's claiming to be carnivore, but what if his doctors put him on some sort of regimen? Would that affect the LARP?

2. How hilariously will this new diet fuck with Jack on the Go? I know Tennessee isn't Atlanta, but I can't see many restaurants cooking to fatty's whims, let alone fast food joints.
I'd love to see him seethe if wenbys comes up with a triple decker bourbon beggin burgor.

I doubt it's anything but voluntary. His brother Charles is on it and Fatty always holds up Charles as being the smart one when it comes to diet and stuff. Charles says something diet related and Fatty immediately parrots it back as if he came up with it.

And yes. We're ALL looking forward to this month and how he's going to cope with not being able to eat carbs at all. This is after all the same guy that said he "leaned" keto as if that was a thing. Fucker has no idea what he's talking about.

I doubt that even counts as carnivore at that point. Pretty sure you're supposed to avoid lactose since its a sugar, much less the sugars added to that near-cheese shredded mix. Didn't even make it one day before fucking it up.

Dairy is considered a "sometimes" thing for that reason alone. He can eat it occasionally but knowing him? It's going to be once a day. Jagoff can't live without his shreddy cheese.

Aren't you supposed to avoid excessive red meat if you have high blood pressure? What in the fuck.

No. Meat cures everything. That's why lions and sharks live forever.

Suicide by meat day 2 vlog. Fatty said he doesn't feel any change (like, no shit ), ate so much MEATS his body noped out, went to sleep from all the food.
What a joke.

Give it a couple days for the brain fog to set in and his bowels to slow down and he'll start feeling different.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Nicest guy on YouTube



The Wendigo will not be sated, you fool

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

Nicest guy on YouTube

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The people giving him life saving advice just make him even more determined to go on this diet. He's even pulled out the ALL CAPS to let the commenters know he is determined.

Although I think he's gonna give up after a few days, it's typically that time of year when people make goals for themselves and give up after a few days. Actually, I'm pretty sure he's already given up, he's eating pizza and carbs.

 

[Whaler]

Nicest guy on YouTube

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Isn't his brother in better shape physically and probably health wise though?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Isn't his brother in better shape physically and probably health wise though?

He is such a god damn retard that he has no other argument for doing this besides that his older brother has been doing it for 7 years and has had good results. During his live stream he got angy and said something like 'EVERYTHING KILLS YOU ANYWAY. YOU CAN EITHER BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ OR YOU CAN BELIEVE MY BROTHER'. He has no idea how mushbrained he sounds when he throws around his arguments.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

It's no

wtf is this Fatty just rattling off his list of problems? He thinks he's going to somehow "reactivate" a paralyzed vocal chord? And of course this still begs the question... why wait a year to even pretend to do anything? Rob in the comments of course calling out the "honesty" while Fatty lies in the video about being able to walk with a cane, he can barely stand with a cane, he still won't admit to the damn scooter?

It's no secret that this fat faggot is a lying sack of shit. After all, he's claimed he's all good to drive a car when it's been obvious for years that he in fact can't.

This guy is so easy to hate.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I assume that blood sugar is not fasting, in which case it’s better than I would have thought. Is he taking metformin?

 

[VenomPlug]

Nicest person, true Christian, irony never escapes him

 

[Marisa]

Nicest person, true Christian, irony never escapes him

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this background almost pisses me off more than the faggy bitmojis

 

[Fascist Frederick]

The fact that Jack is doing a special diet means he doesn't believe the Lord will cure him of all his ailments. He should just pray harder. This blasphemous fuck will burn in hell.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Jack is like 5'4 but there's no way he's only 278 pounds.

If he had hair he'd be 5'4". More like 5'3" and easily 325+

 

[Tiresome]

I love how Jack painted himself into a corner with his daily updates. Profile by Fatford required only periodic Facebook bragging posts before it fell by the wayside just like KETOOOOO. Now he'll have trolls asking why no updates as soon as he stops, and continuing to ask for months, before he rages something like HE DOESN'T NEED TO SHARE EVERYTHING.

Also, this is why I couldn't slide through as a precision troll like Rob, basically instantly I'd be Boys Club'd for saying something like "Well, what if Charles is just an idiot?"

 

[AnOminous]

It's amusing that he always somehow makes the cheese of his pizzas look like an infection somehow.

That's what that shitty shreddy cheese he uses does. It doesn't melt because it has cellulose in it to keep it from sticking together. It's completely worthless for pizza.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

This is a snuff film at this point.

EDIT: FOOD CHANGE

What was his blood pressure?

 

[Crex Crex]

You are all laughing, but Jack's carnivore diet marks the final stages of wendigo possession. Soon, he will hunger for human flesh and the only way to stop him will be sacrificing 30 virgins.

 

[ZipDisk]

I don't think any doctor would put Jack on Carnivore, but they may have put him on a diet plan and he's trying to hide it by saying carnivore.

 

[Tiresome]

I don't think any doctor would put Jack on Carnivore, but they may have put him on a diet plan and he's trying to hide it by saying carnivore.

He's not smart enough to pretend a diet he hates is one he loves, nor would he put up daily figures because that would prove his fat obstinacy wrong if the numbers got better. If Jack was given a logical diet, he'd either ignore it or bitch constantly about it, like his perfectly normal meals in the home.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I don't think any doctor would put Jack on Carnivore, but they may have put him on a diet plan and he's trying to hide it by saying carnivore.

Or he is just flying solo and not factoring in any input from a physician. He just told a guy earlier that he was treating his high BP of like 170 with diet alone. After all the strokes he has had its insanity for him to not take blood pressure medication. I wonder if this retard decided aspirin was also bad for you after consulting with the healthiest person in the universe aka his older brother?

 

[ZipDisk]

I dunno, I was just thinking about how the stroke was just a "break."