DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil getting his shit pushed in even before he starts.

Also, whichever dent designed these eyesores knows nothing of proper colour schemes or how to do a logo. But that's no surprise.

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So after 2023, where his viewers project 7'd his longform reacts because he was already too slow with games, which he ranted about yesterday, claiming that DSPReacks has no standout content (think good), he now wants to bring back longform reacts and retrospectives in 2024. GWET FUCKED DENTS :story:

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His current tips notifications situation is perfect for him. He gets to collect them without having to shout them out or acknowledge them scamming the dents out of hats/vests. All while also being able to blame paypal and trolls. I bet he is actually quite happy about this.


Also his dspthrowback segment was hilarious today. His part 1 for ff13 has copyright issues. He knows this will get the most views so it's a big thorn in his side. Now, will the 15 year youtuber be able to simply edit out the song? NO! That would require the bare minimum for effort so that's clearly not an option, better just slap your leg and bitch at square enix. I am consistently amazed with how transparent he is about not putting any work into anything he does.
 
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Freebird said:
So after 2023, where his viewers project 7'd his longform reacts because he was already too slow with games, which he ranted about yesterday, claiming that DSPReacks has no standout content (think good), he now wants to bring back longform reacts and retrospectives in 2024. GWET FUCKED DENTS :story:

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Big ups to Mr. Allata P. Paul and Mrs B. Hynd D'Seens. Always giving phil permission to do whatever the fuck he wants to do it whenever he wants to do it.

On a similar note, why the fuck is he playing an old ass redident evil HORROR STYLE game in January? Not even the 3 year long hardcore gaming season can withstand phils retarded game choices.
 
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I think this is yet another case of the fat pollock being bullied into altering his khantent. Turkey Tom’s boring documentary has resulted in another cope.

“Oh, a decade of failure?! *SNORT* I’ll prove through a robust mixture of reACKt-style and narration content curation that my past was all a bit and I was never failing. *SNORT* I was just messing around! Alright?! Sound good?! Ok”
 
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weliveinaMeritocracy said:
DSP should do the kinds of streams that Blade does. It's the only way to save the channel at this point. He could outdrink Blade
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Or stream like Bossman Jack. He could even beg real-time to his dents while playing WWEC.

"Guys, I REALLY need this money right now, ok? *snort* Shut the fuck up Jayde, I need real juicers right now."
 
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Lord_Point said:
Big ups to Mr. Allata P. Paul and Mrs B. Hynd D'Seens. Always giving phil permission to do whatever the fuck he wants to do it whenever he wants to do it.
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I always love that shit because it's hilarious watching it fail and he still blames his audience, the people who didn't want it, for not taking an interest in a thing they didn't ask for or want. People telling him to do something "behind da scenes" and it failing like everybody told him it will will always be the highlight of any idea Phil decides to rip off.
 
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When this throwback channel ultimately fails, I have two great ideas for kahntent for DSP:

1: WWE CHAMPIONS CHANNEL
Phil can combine business and pleasure by sitting and streaming his beloved gacha. And this time he won’t have to lie in the next bankruptcy hearing when they ask what all those thousands of dollars of DLC was for.

2: BIBLE TIME WITH PHIL
An obvious channel for a good catholic like Phil to launch. He can stream himself reading from the good book every day for half an hour, followed by 30-60 minutes of Phil interpreting and re-framing what we just read. Send a tip if you need prayers. “And Jayde sends 5 dollars and asks if we can pray for good weather next week when he’s going to Disneyland. Sure thing Jayde! Our father…”
 
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Fapcop said:
When this throwback channel ultimately fails, I have two great ideas for kahntent for DSP:

1: WWE CHAMPIONS CHANNEL
Phil can combine business and pleasure by sitting and streaming his beloved gacha. And this time he won’t have to lie in the next bankruptcy hearing when they ask what all those thousands of dollars of DLC was for.

2: BIBLE TIME WITH PHIL
An obvious channel for a good catholic like Phil to launch. He can stream himself reading from the good book every day for half an hour, followed by 30-60 minutes of Phil interpreting and re-framing what we just read. Send a tip if you need prayers. “And Jayde sends 5 dollars and asks if we can pray for good weather next week when he’s going to Disneyland. Sure thing Jayde! Our father…”
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I would suggest DSP on the Streetz

We follow Phil as he goes to Petco, the mall and Total Wine in his day awf
 
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