Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[densedance]

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Have fun dealing with my burner accounts asshole

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

What in the fuck is he talking about?

 

[p1138]

Or he is just flying solo and not factoring in any input from a physician. He just told a guy earlier that he was treating his high BP of like 170 with diet alone. After all the strokes he has had its insanity for him to not take blood pressure medication. I wonder if this retard decided aspirin was also bad for you after consulting with the healthiest person in the universe aka his older brother?

Every physician would have told him to do physical therapy, and he's either only done a minimal amount or simply not bothered every time. He left the ER after going in for a stroke because he didn't want to pay a bill. Every physician worth a shit would have prescribed him something for his blood pressure, advised him for his diabetes, his weight, etc.

He's never accepted input from a physician for anything in his life, you think he's doing that for this? They'd have told him a year ago he needed to fix his diet, hell the nursing home he was in tried to put him on a better diet but he cried about not getting 5000 calories a day and he had Tammy bringing him fried chicken and burgers and shit.

 

[atoi]

What in the fuck is he talking about?

This sounds like "don't @ everyone" like in a Discord server but I don't know of Jack using Discord. Maybe Jr set him up with one?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Nicest guy on YouTube

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The Wendigo will not be sated, you fool
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Jagoff is like 50? Guess what? Some guy that's eaten in moderation and exercised would look better than him at 60 with less health issues than he has. But no. Carnivore diet will succeed where all other diets he's been on have failed.

The common element here? Fatty himself. If he wants to see the problem he needs to do a little more honest self-reflection.

Nicest person, true Christian, irony never escapes him

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No. A person who's in shape and healthy can have the occasional Mt. Dew. It's almost as if it's not what you eat but how much of it you eat that is the problem.

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

Jagoff is like 50? Guess what? Some guy that's eaten in moderation and exercised would look better than him at 60 with less health issues than he has. But no. Carnivore diet will succeed where all other diets he's been on have failed.

The common element here? Fatty himself. If he wants to see the problem he needs to do a little more honest self-reflection.


No. A person who's in shape and healthy can have the occasional Mt. Dew. It's almost as if it's not what you eat but how much of it you eat that is the problem.

Jagoff is 56. Birthday is December 12, 1967. Publicly available information from the first Google result.

The reason you think he looks 50 is because he's fat. There is one small benefit of being fat, and it's that your face swells up so much, that wrinkles and crows eyes don't form (this is also the purpose of botox, plastic surgery and fillers) so you don't appear conventionally old. Old fat people look (slightly) younger that they actually are because they lack the hallmarks we typically see with old faces (although old fat people are also few and far between).

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Jagoff is 56. Birthday is December 12, 1967. Publicly available information from the first Google result.

The reason you think he looks 50 is because he's fat. There is one small benefit of being fat, and it's that your face swells up so much, that wrinkles and crows eyes don't form (this is also the purpose of botox, plastic surgery and fillers) so you don't appear conventionally old. Old fat people look (slightly) younger that they actually are because they lack the hallmarks we typically see with old faces (although old fat people are also few and far between).

you prolly built like jack

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jagoff is 56. Birthday is December 12, 1967. Publicly available information from the first Google result.

The reason you think he looks 50 is because he's fat. There is one small benefit of being fat, and it's that your face swells up so much, that wrinkles and crows eyes don't form (this is also the purpose of botox, plastic surgery and fillers) so you don't appear conventionally old. Old fat people look (slightly) younger that they actually are because they lack the hallmarks we typically see with old faces (although old fat people are also few and far between).

Get the fuck off the farms, nigger. We don't want you here.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

What in the fuck is he talking about?

This sounds like "don't @ everyone" like in a Discord server but I don't know of Jack using Discord. Maybe Jr set him up with one?

A lot of Facebook groups or pages may have an admin tag @everyone to bring attention to a certain announcement since pinning a post doesn't always get people to see it. Jack is saying that if you tag @everyone in a group he's in (or on his page), he'll block whoever pulled that shit.

edit: haha someone really registered as "everyone"

 

[Marisa]

Every physician would have told him to do physical therapy, and he's either only done a minimal amount or simply not bothered every time. He left the ER after going in for a stroke because he didn't want to pay a bill. Every physician worth a shit would have prescribed him something for his blood pressure, advised him for his diabetes, his weight, etc.

during this TIA, he was given blood pressure medication, but he refused to take it. i assume he is prescribed medication often.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

A lot of Facebook groups or pages may have an admin tag @everyone to bring attention to a certain announcement since pinning a post doesn't always get people to see it. Jack is saying that if you tag @everyone in a group he's in (or on his page), he'll block whoever pulled that shit.

edit: haha someone really registered as "everyone"

Mr. Tech Time is too tech illiterate to know that you can just disable the notifications that come from that. Instead of researching whether or not it is possible to do that, he'd rather just block people, possibly hurting a social relationship. Good work Fatty.

 

[p1138]

during this TIA, he was given blood pressure medication, but he refused to take it. i assume he is prescribed medication often.

That would be exactly what I was referring to. He doesn't take medication from doctors, won't accept a diet from a nutritionist, won't do physical therapy. The man does not listen to advice from professionals, ever. But his brother on the other hand brags that he doesn't have to brush his teeth or wipe his ass due to the carnivore diet so that's right up Fatty's alley.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

It's hilarious when you realize Vin Diesel, Matt LeBlanc, Jason Statham, Mark Ruffalo, and Joe Rogan are all the same age as Jack and Jack looks at least a decade older than all of them and is on death's door while they're all in fantastic health.

 

[BlastMonk]

Is it normal for people to celebrate the new year this excessively at Jack's age? In his recent live chat he showed his phone screen and his background picture is a big "2024". I am more than 2 decades younger than Jack and I have not seen anyone act like this. Usually people get excited about New Year parties and celebrations but that is like a 1-2 day period of over-exuberance at most. Jack has been tardposting about 2024 and how its going to be "the best year ever" for like 3 weeks now. It's bizarre.


With that said, I wish all the regulars and occasional visitors in this thread a happy new year!

The really ancient reptile part of his brain knows it can't go on for another year, he'll die this year. Its the last time he can be excited for a new year

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

He's never accepted input from a physician for anything in his life

Doctors?? Doctors are idiots.
- Lionel Hutz

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Isn't his brother in better shape physically and probably health wise though?

Who isn't in better shape physically and health-wise than Jack?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Mr. Tech Time is too tech illiterate to know that you can just disable the notifications that come from that. Instead of researching whether or not it is possible to do that, he'd rather just block people, possibly hurting a social relationship. Good work Fatty.

A lot of groups also ban people that block the admins, so if he actually did that, then he could get banned from whatever boomer groups he's in. Looking up how to disable that is too hard for him and maybe Tammy, so it's easier for him to be a pissy baby about it.

It's hilarious when you realize Vin Diesel, Matt LeBlanc, Jason Statham, Mark Ruffalo, and Joe Rogan are all the same age as Jack and Jack looks at least a decade older than all of them and is on death's door while they're all in fantastic health.

Even better, Mark Ruffalo is a brain tumor survivor and is much more functional and younger looking than Jack. Having unlimited access to great food, skincare, etc, makes it a no brainer that all the guys you mentioned look better than Jack (even Joe Rogan), but even the average normie old man looks better than Jack. Five major strokes does a helluva number on someone.

 

[p1138]

Five major strokes does a helluva number on someone.

Fatty was a misshapen lump that would be out of breath sitting down to take a shit before 5 strokes. Constantly gorging on 4-5000 calories a day without a care in the world is what does a helluva number on someone.

 

[a terminal posture]

He's 'tired' of doing the daily updates and will switch to weekly. Yeah no shit diets are a slow process, who knew?