Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
In the unlikely event Nick somehow doesn't address any of this publicly then I guess he can no longer say the community compels him to do anything. He could actually learn something from this experience!

Maybe he'll learn also not everyone has to kowtow to him or his following, either? Eric can just make comics and Nick can just do whatever it is he is doing? Eric can shut up also and stop giving his haters ammunition? Press X to doubt?
X.

I would bet almost anything as soon as the MANdy shit dropped, he went running to e-Senpai Masterson. Dick's sage advice would likely include ignoring this to the maximum extent possible, and no concurrent recommendation to lay off July (who must be destroyed at all costs because pedo Vito's fee fees were hurt).

After all, JuJu does have experience with this type of thing going back to Jamie Lynn Hughes.

Fortunately, Nick was designated cow long before this dropped, so we can completely dispense with any lame-ass Simpiracy v 2.0 crap this time around. I think Null has made it abundantly clear he's well and truly done with Nick's drunken bullshit now. The Mandy post was even featured.

I actually didn't agree with @Captain Manning saying the right approach would be for Nick to hold his hands up and admit Buffalo Dan got one over on him, but I think I have to change my mind. That's much better damage control than whatever this is, he's clearly seething by the end of this clip.
Well, obviously, there's what he ought to do, and what he's going to do.

I see it this way:

- Best thing he could do (at least arguably) is admit he fucked up. Ban MANdy. Maybe turn it into some "teachable lesson" thing. Take the high road. It would sting, but it's like ripping off a band aid. Unfortunately, I think he's psychologically incapable of admitting he fucked up with anything anymore (see, i.e. basically last entire fucking year).
- Middle ground is ignoring the thing. Quietly ban MANdy. That's like tacitly admitting defeat, and I think is about the most he's capable of.
- Worst thing possible is quintuple down on this shit, and keep MANdy around while continuing to embrace MANdy's persona. I think that would only cause this to drag on.

Just my $0.02. Reasonable people can disagree.

What the fuck is the point of [a] hour long Rekieta stream?
FIFY.

Once upon a time they were fun. Once upon a time. Now they are sad.
 
From the bit I watched, he was pretty quick to get into the show. No Rumble, oddly. I've no idea what would limit a show at 10pm, in the middle of nowhere. We know it's not something in the AM since he routinely drinks late into the night to drive his kids.

Yeah, at the end Nick said he didn’t want to do a short show tonight but some “shit came up” & he needed to “go ahead and deal with life as it happens”. Also, no locals tonight & no show on Friday.
 
The response from Balldo's top janny was actually fairly level headed.
We know Buffalo Dandy has your dick pics, Cory. No, nobody wants to see it.
It's even funnier if this "him" cory talking about is actually Nick (I have no idea if it is) cause that means whatever attention this catfish was giving him, he wasn't getting from our wife. And that also means, nick is a massive simp and in an alternate reality where he didn't luck out with our wife, he would be paypigging today, which is ironic considering he likes to also blame the paypigs when he talks about amouranth. I mean, yeah the paypigs are retarded but nick would be one too. :story:
 
From the bit I watched, he was pretty quick to get into the show. No Rumble, oddly. I've no idea what would limit a show at 10pm, in the middle of nowhere. We know it's not something in the AM since he routinely drinks late into the night to drive his kids.
He probably wants to maintain the facade of Sober streams January by doing a short "sober stream," and then he can immediately get plastered the rest of the evening.
 
Sorry, I didn’t catch the entire exchange. Whatever Zachary said previous was further up chat that it didn’t scroll back on my phone. The comment GCoody said to him before the comment I posted was, “you seem to fundamentally misunderstand catfishing”. Then. without Zachary having replied to that, CGoody followed it up with the longer explanation of catfishing that I posted.
The attached is a screenshot containing the last thing Zach said before CGoody responded as you referenced.

Assemble, autists.
 

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The response from Balldo's top janny was actually fairly level headed.
We know Buffalo Dandy has your dick pics, Cory. No, nobody wants to see it.
Just to clarify here, he's not talking about MANdy here.

That cap is from a Cynthia post made last February. Apparently, MANdy would be the second time Cory has been catfished. At least.

Without that context, people might see this and get confused.
 
Sorry, I didn’t catch the entire exchange. Whatever Zachary said previous was further up chat that it didn’t scroll back on my phone. The comment GCoody said to him before the comment I posted was, “you seem to fundamentally misunderstand catfishing”. Then. without Zachary having replied to that, CGoody followed it up with the longer explanation of catfishing that I posted.
Here's hoping this dope becomes irrelevant with this saga. Most everyone is saying catfish but we haven't asked this faggot yet what his definition is, so he has to make one up.

The actual dictionary:
a person who sets up a false personal profile on a social networking site for fraudulent or deceptive purposes

I can see where he and people like Nick are easy targets for unhinged floaters. They thrive off any attention to maintain a scrap of relevance. That clip where Mandy claimed to have been near Rekieta in Dallas, he genuinely seemed hurt. And yet, they continue to both craft fantasy versions online of their lives starring themselves and hilariously are shocked at the idea others could be doing the same deception in response.

Nick tried to spice up the Locals experience with him and his wife's thirstposting, yet he did nothing to curb the delusion. Instead he fed into a crowd of total headcases who were too willing to thirstpost, drop PII, make frequent death threats, share tales of rape, do most anything to get attention,...

How much was his ideal female poster modeled off someone like "Mandy", a chronic oversharer nutjob, who turned out to be a complete fraud?

Even someone like CGoody who fed him literal narcissistic BS on the regular could have played a role in championing the very bad decision-making that was Nick's Locals. That's giving him too much credit, I know, but Nick thinks his DMs and superchats save marriages... *it never seems to occur to him that his fans are feeding him a load of baloney
 
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All this catfishing made me look it up. Turns out catfishing is when you put a catfish with a cod in a tank to excite the cod. I thought catfishing had something to do with how you catch a catfish, sticking your arm into a mudhole and grabbing the catfish. I never figured why it relates to catfishing in the online sense but never bothered to look it up. Turns out the 'victim' is the cod. The more you know. :story:

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All this catfishing made me look it up. Turns out catfishing is when you put a catfish with a cod in a tank to excite the cod. I thought catfishing had something to do with how you catch a catfish, sticking your arm into a mudhole and grabbing the catfish. I never figured why it relates to catfishing in the online sense but never bothered to look it up. Turns out the 'victim' is the cod. The more you know. :story:

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For anyone else who managed to miss this piece of media that coined the term
It was an explanation this borderline retarded guy from northern Michigan gave to explain why his wife had engaged in this psychotic extended online romance with this guy from New York.

The moral of the story was that his wife was just this person who engaged in shenanigans and that basically she's performing a service by reminding people not to be so gullible.

Of course, it's not so cute when people end up getting killed over it.
 
Does literally anybody believe it’s a coincidence that as soon as the MANdy shit hits the fan, Nick suddenly does a super rushed stream and GTFO ASAP?

I’m trying to manage my expectations here, but between that and Nick’s demeanor responding to the superchats, he’s clearly fucking spooked.

Any bets on whether Balldo sent Buffalo Dan vidya of him beating his meat? I wouldn’t be remotely surprised, which is a pretty grim commentary on Nick’s descent into degeneracy.

Is it still “SO FUNNY,” Nick?
 
However there is one arena where women will wildly spend on superchats and that’s to mock and shit talk another woman they hate or are jealous of. GorlWorld is proof of my concept. Super morbidly obese women making money on YT get other fat woman rabid enough to spend lots on superchat seething.
I think a bigger spotlight needs to be shown on this, there's mass appeal here tucked away in Beauty Parlor. Going to investigate deeper at a later date, since it's not Nick related but thanks for posting this!
 
Soooo.... we takin bets on if Rackets live reacts to Nools MATI stream near the Trisha segment and mentions people spiralling to be about him? (Despite Null literally saying he's thinking of a girl in particular like a minute after)
 
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Does literally anybody believe it’s a coincidence that as soon as the MANdy shit hits the fan, Nick suddenly does a super rushed stream and GTFO ASAP?

I’m trying to manage my expectations here, but between that and Nick’s demeanor responding to the superchats, he’s clearly fucking spooked.

Any bets on whether Balldo sent Buffalo Dan vidya of him beating his meat? I wouldn’t be remotely surprised, which is a pretty grim commentary on Nick’s descent into degeneracy.

Is it still “SO FUNNY,” Nick?
I think Nick is going to have a meltdown when Josh talks Mandy Friday. Even more so if “cancerman metokur” comes out of semi retirement to make fun of him. Nick has been something like an “internet friend” to both Josh and Jim, and both of them have tried to avoid commentating on Nick’s slide into degeneracy until pretty recently. Nick’s wife puts in the work to try to look better for him and get herself back in shape and he’s jerking off with catfish paypigs on local, how embarrassing.
 
Vic was likely never going to get his career in the anime industry back, due to industry politics, but that was never the point. A victory in court would have allowed him to hold his head high after being vindicated by an impartial judicial body. He was robbed of a chance at that due to the incompetence of a fat fart-huffing windbag.
This. Depp won and it's not like he suddenly is drowning in projects, but winning the case legally and specially in the land of public opinion means he can hope for a retarded phoenix arc. Vic is trapped in a shitty limbo where his case was thrown out, so anybody can go "well, it was thrown out because YOUR ARE AN EVIL SEX PEST" and unless he suddenly starts cozying up to retards like Shapiro and gets voice work on his animated projects, I just don't see how he ever dubs anything ever again in the anime industry due to how full of inbreeding it is.

If he at least had gotten a legal win he could push int he public sphere, and try and build his own dubbing studio with any cash obtained from damages. But as of now? Associating with him is professional poison for nothing to gain.
 
It's quite the rant. Pretty unhinged and barely coherent. I guess the take-away is that you Internet sleuths will never find true happiness in gossiping about Nick Rekieta so you might as well pack it up and do something more worthwhile with your lives.

That's some serious nose-guarding going on right there. Of course, he didn't have a problem having MAN-D on in the first place, despite her stated intention in going on there was to somehow 'own' Kiwifarms.

This four-by-two needs to spend more time in studying the Torah and less time selling his conscience for a couple of shekels a time on the internet.
 
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