When will you stop being a coomer?

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Night Crawler said:
Why would I have to check? Porn is regulated by the government. They already checked.
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I honestly don't even know what to tell you. I assume you also believe the vaccines are "safe and effective".

Night Crawler said:
If women don't want their men jerking off to porn then they should fuck them. It's that simple. If a guy is in a relationship with a woman and he still has to jerk off to porn then the problem isn't the porn. The relationship was already destroyed. I really don't see the point of being in a relationship with a woman if you still have to jerk off. You can do that alone and with less BS in your life.
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From the things you write, it's not very hard to imagine why you're not able to be in relationships with women.
 
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Seriously one of the scariest things to think about is getting your penis cut off or destroyed in battle. Imagine having a sword fight, and like you know those Dramatic Reaction shots Mister Plinkett talked about in his Star Wars reviews where someone gets their hand cut off and it cuts too a reaction shot "holy shit he just lost his hand" type thing.

Imagine that but your cock. BAM sliced off with a katana and that shit goes falling off, spurting blood as you scream. I've also heard IRL horror stories of Soldiers who got their penis and balls destroyed by Improvised Explosive devices, landmines, and other types of things. Shit sucks.

Remember that episode of family guy where Quagmire almost killed himself because the Shark ripped off his penis, yeah I'd do the Quagmire and just kill myself. Blows my mind that Trannies actually PAY FUCKING MONEY TO GET THEIR COCK AND BALLS CHOPPED OFF. Insanity. That's why what happened to Jazz Jennings is so fucking unreal and insulting to me. It's desecration of the human form.
 
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Aether Witch said:
How have you survived this long when you're this retarded?
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I got the skills to survive.

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A Crying Goblin said:
Most porn is grade A gross anyway. It's unappealing to me. The idea of watching people have sex is just stupid.
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Cooking up black tar heroin in a spoon is also gross and unappealing yet you have people who are willing to die for it.
It's the same thing. You get to insert yourself into a scene where you're doing the wildest things to the hottest women, but you're all twitchy, you're opening up tab after tab sitting hunched over in front of your screen. Any person with a semblance of modesty will recoil if they see what you see but you don't care. That's coomers.
 
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