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[Martys_not_smarty]

Yeah, Mike talked to RTU on stream yesterday and he said that he's met Phil and/or video chatted with him and he's "really professional" and seems easy to work with. Almost sounded like he's talking to the wrong Phil but who knows

That or he called Rich after the show and said nah I'm fucking with ya he's a vile sack of pigshit who didn't get his ass beat enough as a kid.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Some point last week Dave teased revealing something special and tonight he said he will be making a big announcement, do you think that could be the Mike Clum thing?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Some point last week Dave teased revealing something special and tonight he said he will be making a big announcement, do you think that could be the Mike Clum thing?

It is that

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It is that

He's not going to be happy that TJ is talking to Mike.

Also, since I couldn't stand to watch, did this nignog actually say he wasn't sure that Resident Evil 0 was a prequel?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He's not going to be happy that TJ is talking to Mike.

Also, since I couldn't stand to watch, did this nignog actually say he wasn't sure that Resident Evil 0 was a prequel?

Yup. He had no idea about the RE timeline.

As an aside him playing RE0 is even more ass than I tought possible. He fucking hates the game, and is getting nowhere slowly.

He started being super weird about Rebecca, freaking out about her alt costumes and kept saying she was 12 years old and Capcom were perverts for having a cheerleader ostume.

 

[Freebird]

Phil says that he will give us as much information as he is "legally able to" which obviously implies some sort of contract or legal agreement

He has used "not privileged to talk about yet until things are further along" (1:25), take that as you will.

if he and Mike actually did come to some sort of legal agreement or contract, these matters obviously would have been discussed over the phone, which is the exact reason why Phil claims that he avoided Keemstar's offer - because Keemstar wanted to talk business on the phone.

DSP asked Keem for a written offer, or at least written details. That was too autistic for Keem who just wanted to know if DSP was interested in it in the first place before drafting up legal papers or writing an essay to DSP. Now Phil might have given Mike some leeway because it's Mike and not fucking Keemstar, but obviously speculation.

Phil claims that this documentary will not have anything to do with drama. He says "If ever there was going to be something different, this is going to be it."

Phil says that there will be many different things happening this year that will affect his regular viewers, and the schedule of his streams. This notion, affecting Phil's viewers, was the exact reason why Phil says he stayed out of drama shit for the entire last year. (He didn't obviously, but this is his claim.) Phil now, apparently has no qualms at all with affecting his regular viewers.

It's not drama if DSP wins. SS podcast wasn't drama until the coin drops that he made a fool of himself. Also SS made it drama by milking him for money, sounds good? DSP doesn't create drama, other people do!

He then says that he will not tell us everything, because he doesn't want to "spill the beans" even though he just said that he will tell us everything he legally can, 60 seconds before.

It's baiting views.


It's kind of impressive how he makes this whole spiel about it while saying zero new information about it than what he already told the prestream prior.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I think we all know how this goes...

Now that mike posted here he's tainted. ESPECIALLY after side scrollers. The SECOND anything not kissing his ass comes up "the trolls got to him with thier lies".

BUT not at first, Phil is desperate for attention and validation since SF6 didn't make him the prodigal son of the FGC returned, I mean listen to that year end "I'm a winner I can feel it" coping rant. He hasn't had a viral tweet or any positive attention in over a year, a lot of people making fun of him and his takes

He will milk the shit out of this. the shit end of the detector sphere will eat it up for attention with the likes doody and suprcrzy making up shit theories taking phils drama bait, then when newman comes up and says "see no one cares" and he used mike for baiting views and attention he'll turn on mike like he did Sidescrolers, RTU, JoonTheKing, Daiphone etc etc etc etc

Mike, and no offense, will either do one of the 3 things people in this position have done...

- Oh well and move on
- Become a lolcow themselves like JoonTheKing and SideScrollers.
- Become a detractor realizing this first impression of him being a nice guy, was an act or they just neutrally attempted to help him out and the more they learned the more they realized people aren't picking on poor phil, the most likely scenario and like a majority of the older detractors.

THOUGHT this makes sense how he's been pushing this "nicer new phil".....for a whole half a street fighter stream AND is trying a NEW (old) channel just as new eyes will be looking towards him

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

But I would not be surprised if Boogie told him about Phil, not that I think whatever Boogie has told him has any worth.

Phil said before that he was talking with Boogie and was on good terms with him.

I recall because Boogie like the next day couldn't stop talking shit about Phil on one of the early Lolcow podcasts.

 

[Jasper2K]

I think we all know how this goes...

Now that mike posted here he's tainted. ESPECIALLY after side scrollers. The SECOND anything not kissing his ass comes up "the trolls got to him with thier lies".

BUT not at first, Phil is desperate for attention and validation since SF6 didn't make him the prodigal son of the FGC returned, I mean listen to that year end "I'm a winner I can feel it" coping rant. He hasn't had a viral tweet or any positive attention in over a year, a lot of people making fun of him and his takes

He will milk the shit out of this. the shit end of the detector sphere will eat it up for attention with the likes doody and suprcrzy making up shit theories taking phils drama bait, then when newman comes up and says "see no one cares" and he used mike for baiting views and attention he'll turn on mike like he did Sidescrolers, RTU, JoonTheKing, Daiphone etc etc etc etc

Mike, and no offense, will either do one of the 3 things people in this position have done...

- Oh well and move on
- Become a lolcow themselves like JoonTheKing and SideScrollers.
- Become a detractor realizing this first impression of him being a nice guy, was an act or they just neutrally attempted to help him out and the more they learned the more they realized people aren't picking on poor phil, the most likely scenario and like a majority of the older detractors.

THOUGHT this makes sense how he's been pushing this "nicer new phil".....for a whole half a street fighter stream AND is trying a NEW (old) channel just as new eyes will be looking towards him

He was just in meerkats stream asking him if he wanted in on the interview. So yeah lmao. Buddy can't be that serious about the interview.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

oh god he's so fucking obnoxious with this, acting like he's got some secret info baiting views then talking about it like he's the hottest shit since Taylor Swift right into a victim segment to bashing RTU (he's not going to be toxic anymore) to massive delusions.

BTW Mike see how he's making up stuff that didn't happen with moist, RTU and Side Scrollers while also turning on them. Thats what you have to look forward too unless you kiss his ass like the king he thinks he is.

enjoy

 

[Kane lives in death]

In todays padhcast we are getting an entire 2023 recap clearly aimed at Mike Clum, victimhood levels off the charts.

I love this recent retcon, before these weeks, he always has said the sidescrollers interview was 100% fair, but now it was a hitpiece from the start he got roped into.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

He is literally just repeating what he said about the SS interview before it happened

 

[SaintChristopher69]

DSP's currently going on about how last year was a very "nonsensical and drama filled year against his will", despite the fact he spent half of last year provoking detractors. Also stated that whenever he gets emotional he "goes off the cuff and says things he shouldn't say", though it's justified because he has a community and he's obviously "done something right", and that YouTubers only push the negative.

He then went on another rant against the SideScrollers interview, before stating that he wanted to have a REAL conversation and not something "unrelated to that rhelm of dicussion." They also made THOUSANDS of dollars by using Phil's name on the show before reiterating for the 100th time that he's DONE with the interview. Phil then stated that he's waiting for somebody to give him a "fair shake" as there's another side to the story from his perspective.

Then claims he's been contacted by Mike, and that he doesn't stand to benefit from portraying him in a negative light (sounds familier?). The documentary sounds as though it could potentially be on. He acknowledged that Boogie's documentary was negative, though reitrated that Mike has NO intentions of doing the same with him. Phil explained his story from him, Mike allegedly realised it was a completely different story than Boogie, and realises that Phil runs a "successful business and isn't in debt, unlike Boogie." Phil's expecting this to be an underdog story, and is hoping that Mike produced a documentary that proves he's not the bad man the internet make him out to be due to misrepresentation. The idea that THEY came up with is a documentary that will cover the REAL story, including:

- interviews with his parents
- how 'This is How You Don't Play' ruined his career
- a detailed look at his backstory and how he got into competitive Street Fighting, including how a back injury stopped him from competitive gaming resulting in him becoming a YouTuber.

Phil finished all this by stating it's going to be a fair documentary, and Mike wants to cover his story in an ENTERTAINING manner that isn't just for his haters. He's hoping it will encourage people to watch his content, and that it's his only chance to have a neutral party create something that is fair.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

I take a little break from the vortex and come back to this.

The only reason Phil would ever agree to an honest documentary is that he thinks he could gaslight an audience who don't yet know what a degenerate liar and scammer he is. Everything out of his mouth will be a lie, and a documentary that doesn't address this will be a failure.

Phil is not an innovator; he is an AVGN wannabe. Phil wasn't ruined by TIHYDP; he was hated long before EvilAJ turned against him. Phil's life story is how everything bad is everyone else's fault. His idea of fair coverage is someone who won't call out his lies.

Phil's description of this documentary is the exact same as last year's SS interview. SS was unbiased and fair, until they weren't. DSP has a long history of backstabbing his friends and acquaintances.

Phil's life is a failure. He's a hermit in a loveless marriage with a crippling gambling addiction. This is old news. Unless there is something new to add, like an inside view of the snort fort or fat Khet in 4K, this is a waste of time.

 

[Harm]

Phil dropped a ton of interesting details today, the two biggest takeaways for me was the remark that he's going to be taking breaks from streaming for filming in studios and at his home. The other major remark was that he will be able to respond to EVERYTHING that negative entities may say about him in the course of the production of the documentary. Hopefully those detractors bring receipts.

This sounds very intriguing.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

hearing phil talking about what Mike Clum said to him, it's the equivalent of phil thinking he gets sponsorship junk mail are actual personalized desperate attempts to get massive exposure of thier little product.

which, I mean, big ups on gas lighting the gas lighter.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Get fucked Joon the king

 

[myone]

He is literally just repeating what he said about the SS interview before it happened

If anyone has any doubts about how insane and unhinged this dude is, they just have to watch today's podcast. He's actually looping.

If Mike is just buttering up DSP, this is going to be glorious, because this retarded asshole has actually managed to pignotise himself into believing that he's really great, one of the best youtubers on the planet, makes wholesome khantent and is much better all those other lolcows. His narcissism has him in such a tight chokehold, he can't comprehend the concept that he deserves to be as hated as he is and that all that is happening to him is well deserved. Spoiler alert: Any honest and unbiased documentary or interview, will always make you look like the petty loser you are, Dave!

 

[Lord_Point]

Guys when phil said he swore off all interviews and all drama that was way in the past. Like over 300 hours ago he said that. This is the NEW phil whose ok with documentary style interviews. OK!?

 

[ManakaLala]

Phil is dick riding this dude so hard. If it involves Phil showing off a phone and some gacha accounts to debunk detractors it's moot, irrelevant & doesn't count btwtbhthoughhowever.