Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Getting my good friend and fellow crack aficionado Mike Lindell to make a 96 hour documentary about how China hacked kiwifarms to rig the lolcow election

 

[Kees H]

Austin tries to play he gets mad people start unfollowing on Kick as soon as he reaches 13k followers, but he is actually mad. No one cares about their follow age which Austin tries to use to motivate people to stop unfollowing him. People just like to fuck with Austin's fragile ego (which is expressed in amounts of followers apparently).

Crack tongue during the spergout crop:

 

[Polentic]

VOTE BOSSMANJACK FOR LOLCOW OF THE YEAR

 

[Kees H]

Bad news for the civicbros, feltbros keep winning. Austin confirming he's next to broke again, "made 4k" on Keno 30 mins ago and got felted again. You can't do anything about it (as stopping when gambling is impossible).

I guess Drake and Eddie didn't buy him a car and he will never be able to tell that story to his grandchildren. Feltbros keep fucking winning. He's pretty broke again, but not for long tho. And not really broke.

Come join the side of the feltbros, civicbros.

 

[Kyle Larson]

Bad news for the civicbros, feltbros keep winning. Austin confirming he's next to broke again, "made 4k" on Keno 30 mins ago and got felted again. You can't do anything about it (as stopping when gambling is impossible).

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Just one of those things, man. Can't do anything about it, not like I had a choice

 

[Polentic]

Bossman showed his weed, vape, and disgusting mouse on stream.

His mouse is so gross it should be called a rat.

 

[Kees H]

BossmanJack just had the genius idea to play Counter-Strike 2 on stream. There's just one problem. He doesn't have a keyboard right now. Bossman doesn't realise this, launches in the game. While he's waiting to join a Counter-Strike 2 game, someone says something to him and he makes a remark about having to use the on-screen keyboard, but he doesn't realise this means he can't play Counter-Strike 2 yet.

Couple of minutes later, it hits him he can't join a Counter-Strike 2 game without a keyboard, most likely because of a chatter that asked him if he was going to play with the on-screen keyboard that you can see in the vid.

He's so retarded it should hurt him physically.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

BossmanJack is going to fuck a dude? Wtf Bossmanbros?

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You cut out when Bossman started singing right after that segment you RAT!

This is AI for the people who are unable to tell.

 

[Kees H]

Bossman was just called away again by his rat dad, something about a flashlight? He returned kinda spooked, included some video of his return when he started gambling again.

Apparently it was someone in front of the door with a package? Dunno. All the clarification we got.

 

[azure hours]

How fucking weedbrained do you have to be to boot up a shooter without a keyboard. Like it's just so retarded in a specifically mundane and thoughtless way that it's somehow more astonishing than him losing thousands of dollars to some bootleg minesweeper.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

How fucking weedbrained do you have to be to boot up a shooter without a keyboard. Like it's just so retarded in a specifically mundane and thoughtless way that it's somehow more astonishing than him losing thousands of dollars to some bootleg minesweeper.

Best part is that it's not like he just booted it up spur of the moment, he has been talking about playing CS or Apex for literally days and it only finally occurred to him that he doesn't have a keyboard. Actually shocking that he's got thousands in the bank and he'd rather buy crypto with it than spare $10 for a keyboard.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

I'm just hoping that ratdad walks in one of these days and goes full Bob Chandler

"IF THE ATF BRANCH OF VIRGINIA SEES THOSE CRACK STREAMS
THAT YOU PUT ON THE DAMN INTERNET THEY COULD RAID OUR HOUSE"

 

[Kees H]

Part of the Discord stream that just concluded as we found out halfway through his Discord stream he was live there, ofcourse ended with a felt. Heavy autism warning from some of the retards in the call.

Spoiler: Discord stream 01-04-2024 8 am

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Come join the side of the feltbros, civicbros.

Not as long as Keno exists and Austin has a cot and 3 hot meals RAT.

It's so fucking due.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Bossman was just called away again by his rat dad, something about a flashlight?

Rat dad says "there's someone here with a flashlight". Sounds like it was a delivery late in the day and they took a picture of the package they dropped off and the flash came on when they took the picture.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

Not as long as Keno exists and Austin has a cot and 3 hot meals RAT.

It's so fucking due.

2023 was the year of the rat, as evidenced by Rekieta winning LOTY. 2024 will be the year of the motherfucking Civic. I’m manifesting six figures this year for my boi.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Heavy autism warning from some of the retards in the call.

Sad thing all of these people came from Adin Ross/xQc/Drake gambling on stream so theyre just impressionable kids when they started watching that are now adults gambling all their money away.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Three pictures contain abandoned USSR apartments, one picture is BMJ's room. Can you guess which is which?

Spoiler: Guessing game

Answers here: (NO CHEATING!)

As talked about in the Keno Kasino chat. We're not sure if the images of the horror Austin is living in made the thread. Sorry if these have already been posted.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

Three pictures contain abandoned USSR apartments, one picture is BMJ's room. Can you guess which is which?

Kinda cheating to play this one, I obviously know the answer as a T&H BMJ fan:

Clearly the first picture, he always has a ladder on hand because Bossman just can’t stop C L I M B I N G.

 

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

Ok I'm pissed, I had to screenshot this because my user license is for an older version of clipstudio, and I didn't realize it until I went to save it. Clipstudio is ran by a bunch of RATS!