🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Woland]

I'm calling it now, this is a bit.

I think so too. Remember: Like an hour ago Sam said Jimmy was exempt from these rules because he can't follow direction. see clip.
Not to mention the whole group being excruciatingly boring in the living room. I predict Sam is going to come back up and berate them for being absolute nontent right after being told to be interesting. Octavian droning on is almost unbearable.

 

[Enig]

Already preparing for a morgue week or two like last time, they're hellbent on using TJ to push the "reform asylum cult" plot even if it means defending a guy from people knowing he wants horses to plow his aunt.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Jet just told the camera upstairs, “Yeah. Jimmy was my favorite too. But he’s going to be okay. He’s going to be fine.”

[legendary] jet w

 

[EenGevolg]

Kinda sounds like content might be about to hit a drought for a while. This is what the "muh hellhouse!!" people wanted, I guess.

 

[Null]

He is interesting as a lolcow, not as someone to aspire to be. Chris is popular on the white internet that does not mean that all white people want to fuck their mothers.

Chris would not have been famous if he was merely a petty criminal.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

Mind blowing too that they’re willing to let a criminal nigger in the house for 25k.

He didn't pay 25k, Charleston is there part time to fuck with the fish just like Frank Hassle did, but his particular brand of black internet humor just doesn't work here. I find him quite insufferable and his content was shit, the only funny thing I saw from him was the tense stuff with Tayleigh in the bunk beds which was immediately diffused by the TTS dropping down that Trump "Nifty has a fat Pussy" joke. I also don't find Octavius interesting at all, he is practically a mass produced Joe Rogan MMA/Dude Weed/Crypto/Comedian type guy. Even Nifty was more interesting as a fish. I think Delaney started opening up in the past few days but she is just too mild compared to the high benchmarks from S1 in Frank/Fatty/Lance and even Betty who wouldn't exactly fuck with Letty but would exploit her "Letty and Betty cannot be in the same room" rule to screw with her.

 

[Nutsack Speedbag]

Already preparing for a morgue week or two like last time, they're hellbent on using TJ to push the "reform asylum cult" plot even if it means defending a guy from people knowing he wants horses to plow his aunt.

Sam takes the internet daddy role more seriously than people think.

 

[Telecom]

8:00 pm: Ben appears to be packing jimmy's bags. Jimbros...

 

[Pathos]

The point of the show is for people to get out of their comfort zones, aren't we supposed to expect otherwise normal or boring people go feral? If they're boring then either its out of the contestants not taking the show seriously or production not doing their jobs. I take it Sam takes more pride in his work as opposed to Jet, hell he's already shown that he's not afraid to kick the top "content king" Cole when he was acting out of line. The shock of Jimmy leaving is hopefully going to create an "oh shit" moment that hammers into other fish that "hey, maybe we really can't fuck around". The desperation will begin to sink into all contestants soon...

If this is a bit and Jimmy ends up coming back then whatever sense of despair and tension that the contestants bring will be lost and this will mark the true end of Hellhouse.

 

[EenGevolg]

Now that I think about it, with Jimmy's whole point being to make up bits to try and make the show better, plus Jet's mention he'll be fine, what are the odds they might bring him in as production/a shark? Probably , though.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

He is interesting as a lolcow, not as someone to aspire to be. Chris is popular on the white internet that does not mean that all white people want to fuck their mothers.

Freud concluded that all white people indeed do want to fuck their mothers and it took like 50 years for people to realize he was a Kike who made shit up while freebasing coke.

 

[Cringestorian X]

well I never thought he was going to leave the show this early, such a shame that they decided to kick out the best contestants first

so long you magnificent sperg

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Losing Jimmy ruins so much of the tank. All he did was put soap on that fat retard Nifty. Jimmy's a good boy and dindu nuffin!

Fuck Nifty. TND.

 

[imbobdobbs]

welp with jimmy gone fishtank is over for me, anyone know his socials so I can keep up with him?

 

[Marche]

Half the OG cast gone and Brian the most unlikable and boring fish who has had the worst script of both seasons is still here.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Kinda sounds like content might be about to hit a drought for a while. This is what the "muh hellhouse!!" people wanted, I guess.

I understand not wanting this to be a friend simulator but they’ve been consistently kicking the highest-rated and most entertaining fish. I don’t understand it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

To add, he also kept saying Nifty's real name (Kate)

 

[Google.com]

So, the only interesting person left is Shinji who is low energy and more of a side character if anything. I guess you could call the felon interesting but only because of how interestingly retarded of a decision it was to let him on.

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Bit or not, whichever wigger in the basement that's pushing these messages on the site seems salty

 

[Punitive Castration]

remember that thing that i said over the summer about how they can't just ride the loudest most interesting people in the house or they'll end up with a bunch of quiet coasting assholes again

yeah