Alice Walker Wright / Alice Weaver Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur / nycaw - The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Well it’s not every day a bulldog breeds with a water buffalo. She IS special.

Of course she wears basic bitch Viktor + Ralph. Alice loves her mall finds!

Goddammit, I love Flowerbomb.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Goddammit, I love Flowerbomb.

Me, too. I’m trying to make being basic cool again.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Well, at least he's a cheap date? Bud Lights are pretty cheap when you're used to drinking Perrier-Jouet.

I'm so perplexed by this dude. I assumed he had rich folks, given that he's lived in NYC with no job for ages and spends his time playing artist (badly.) But he escaped an efficiency apartment to come live at Alice's one bedroom, where she has grudgingly given him a desk and one drawer to use?

I'm still on Team Trust Fund, it just seems like he's on a very tight leash because he's not that bright. Probably to protect him and his assets from women like Alice.

No way he has a trust fund. At best he might have upper middle class parents who subsidize this sad grown man’s “dreams.” You don’t live in a SRO as a trust fund kid, that’s the type of quarters you get when you are a grown man leaching off of your parents in suburban Ohio or CT. He probably has some sort of part time wagie job in the city, to make-up for what he can’t leech.

This is the type of weirdo I’d expect Alice to be a sugar momma too. She probably had to take in a roommate because she’s now spending $1200 a month on Omzepic in hopes she will finally be a skinny legend. Given what she’s paid for bad plastic surgery and fillers over the years there’s no way she’s not breaking her budget for the newest hot weight loss drug that every NYC house wife must have. (OTOH she will be a victim of Omzepic face if works well enough for her to actually lose more than 40 lbs)

These two weirdos in one small one bedroom is a hilarious development. Maybe he’s more of a typical NYC resident who only uses his flat for sleeping, but Alice is home most waking hours.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

These two weirdos in one small one bedroom is a hilarious development. Maybe he’s more of a typical NYC resident who only uses his flat for sleeping, but Alice is home most waking hours.

They’re both drunks, that much seems obvious. The breakup is going to be more toxic than fucking Chernobyl and much funnier.

 

[Great Scott]

I have a feeling her autistic husband might have one foot out the door. Just a feeling.

Call me Nostradamus. She posted and then deleted these in the middle of the night yesterday.

He left her. Maybe he got tired of reading how autistic and poor he is on here? Good bye Brandon Wisecarver. We hardly knew ye.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just imagine her in the same old lady undies she’s been wearing since December 31, waddling to the bathroom, brushing her jowls off the sink, squinting into the mirror and slurring, “HIS LOSS!” while hacking up a lung.

Since she’s such a tryhard who skinwalks all the bloggers she hates most, I won’t be shocked if she pulls a Dooce. The only question is how she’d do it. It’s easier to get affordable housing in NYC than it is to get a handgun, so she couldn’t twin with her soul sister exactly. Imagine the fun they’ll have looking up at us!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Goddamn. It looks like she's smuggling a keg of rot gut whiskey under her dress. This is why you're in Deathfats, Alice.


Behold all of her unfiltered glory.

https://bfa.com/people/alice-wright

 

[Mocha Snob]

Goddamn. It looks like she's smuggling a keg of rot gut whiskey under her dress. This is why you're in Deathfats, Alice.
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Behold all of her unfiltered glory.

https://bfa.com/people/alice-wright

Amazing finds thank you for link. Totally forgot about her "natural" redhead phase. She looks like an uglier, fatter version of Ursula from the Little Mermaid.

I checked and she is still following Brandon and she is still following him. He clearly left, wondering if he got sick of the Jew larp during this time since she's not even Jewish?

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Alas! Alice Unfiltered!

Holy Bingo-Bicepts, FatMa'm.


Ofc, PartyPants, aka AlchyAlice, is the only one of the trio desperately clinging to a glass of complementary champers.

Iz this a sorry substitute for desperately clinging on ex-boytoy and charity event +1, Mr. Complementary Chump-ers?

I.e.: Did Wisecarver finally get wise and walk right out on Ol' Walker Wright?


Aww, AWW...better luck next time - Wait...who are we kidding here? "Next Time..."

 

[beautiful person]

Behold all of her unfiltered glory.
https://bfa.com/people/alice-wright

Archived!

She looks completely deranged in this pic:


I think this is the only pic where she looks like a normal person and not totally disgusting:

But apparently it's from all the way back in 2018.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Archived!

She looks completely deranged in this pic:
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I think this is the only pic where she looks like a normal person and not totally disgusting:
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But apparently it's from all the way back in 2018.

She looks like a completely different person in that last picture. I've only been acquainted with her through this thread so never saw what she looked like before this past year+ , but that's a hard 5 years. 45 - 50 is rough, but not usually that rough.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lmao Alice is once again skinwalking as Julia Allison. Back in 2010 or so, Donk dyed her hair red, complete with red eyebrows (nicknamed “orange arches of doom”) and was ridiculed for it — including by Alice — for years. She is even more unhinged than Donkey.




Nice jumpsuit, bitch. You look like my grandma’s couch.

 

[thejackal2]

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she has rolling pin forearms, which is puzzling given you know she's never made dough (or much else) in the kitchen in her life. Maybe it's from lifting all those wine bottles.

 

[latter day taint 2]

Goddamn. It looks like she's smuggling a keg of rot gut whiskey under her dress. This is why you're in Deathfats, Alice.
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Behold all of her unfiltered glory.

https://bfa.com/people/alice-wright

The sad thing is that a good chunk of why she looks so bad is a lack of even moderately good foundation garments. Her tits are a saggy mess and it makes her stomach look much bigger.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The sad thing is that a good chunk of why she looks so bad is a lack of even moderately good foundation garments. Her tits are a saggy mess and it makes her stomach look much bigger.

She also got some sort of boob lift/ reduction a few years back. This isn’t helpful if your Gunt keeps growing. It would be one thing if she lost weight after boob surgery, but she gained it so her boobs are getting fat all over again but can’t keep apace of the ballooning stomach.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She also got some sort of boob lift/ reduction a few years back

It was just a reduction, IIRC. I believe she said it was covered by insurance, because I remember at the time thinking how dumb that was. If insurance is paying, they get to dictate to the surgeon how much should be removed. Whereas the sane route is to allow the surgeon to use their professional expertise and judgment rather than letting a pencil pusher in a cubicle farm decide how a surgeon should operate.

Alice looks like a woman who is too lazy to wear a bra or too cheap to invest in a good one — and has the tennis balls in tube socks to show for it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It was just a reduction, IIRC. I believe she said it was covered by insurance, because I remember at the time thinking how dumb that was. If insurance is paying, they get to dictate to the surgeon how much should be removed. Whereas the sane route is to allow the surgeon to use their professional expertise and judgment rather than letting a pencil pusher in a cubicle farm decide how a surgeon should operate.

Alice looks like a woman who is too lazy to wear a bra or too cheap to invest in a good one — and has the tennis balls in tube socks to show for it.

I guess this will sound catty, but I can't imagine wanting to reduce my chest to the point my stomach sticks out further than my boobs.

 

[Mocha Snob]

It was just a reduction, IIRC. I believe she said it was covered by insurance, because I remember at the time thinking how dumb that was. If insurance is paying, they get to dictate to the surgeon how much should be removed. Whereas the sane route is to allow the surgeon to use their professional expertise and judgment rather than letting a pencil pusher in a cubicle farm decide how a surgeon should operate.

Alice looks like a woman who is too lazy to wear a bra or too cheap to invest in a good one — and has the tennis balls in tube socks to show for it.

it was a reduction that was sponsored because a surgeon thought she was an influencer because of her amount of bought followers, i am pretty sure. she has always been obese so i'm not sure why she didn't opt for lipo or a chin reduction instead.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

it was a reduction that was sponsored because a surgeon thought she was an influencer because of her amount of bought followers, i am pretty sure. she has always been obese so i'm not sure why she didn't opt for lipo or a chin reduction instead.

I might be misremembering, but I don’t think I am, because I specifically recall laughing at how stupid she was for going the insurance route. Apart from that I seriously doubt it; there are so many legit influencers and literal celebrities in NY who don’t get free surgeries. (The expensive part of surgery is the anesthesiologist, which is why some cut-price surgery centers do the ops under twilight rather than general anesthesia. That’s not a risk I’d be willing to take, but I’d be delighted if Alice did.)

She should have gotten stomach and flank lipo and/or a jawline/neck lift. It was so dumb to lop off her tits and emphasize her gut and pig face even more. She probably hasn’t made a sober decision since grade school.

I guess this will sound catty, but I can't imagine wanting to reduce my chest to the point my stomach sticks out further than my boobs.

Well, just this once I guess we can forgive a catty comment.

 

[Bees]

The reduction was such a ridiculous decision it simply had to be an insurance thing she thought she’d play as sponso because goddamn.

On the other hand her tits were never big enough to warrant an insurance reduction. None of it makes sense!