Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

As insufferable as the ‘dindus on twitter screeching about food’ genre of post is, it does at least provide good insight into what they think good cooking is.

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I’m sure no one here would particularly defend British food, but some of the replies are insightful:

Good food is chicken burgers from national fast food restaurant chains

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A hamburger (not something know to be full of spices), and Indian food, which is well spiced however her complaint is things aren’t deep fried enough for her liking. Curry, what most people are referring to when talking about Indian food, is most certainly not deep fried and very little Indian food is, plus the process of deep frying isn’t what “seasons” food. These people bang on and on about spices when clearly what they like most is fatty slop - says it all that one of the few British foods they give a pass to is fish and chips, which isn’t seasoned very much but does consist of deep fried fish and potatoes.

Goes to show how for all they bleat about food they know fuck all about it and have extremely normie tastes at best. It’s like they’ve internalised the idea that ‘I’m black and we have amazing seasoned food unlike wypipo therefore we know more about food than anyone else.’
Shaniqua would have her heart attack 30 years early if she ever figured out who invented frying chicken.
I'm pretty sure that the majority of the stereotypically black foods have that association because they were southern or because they were cheap and as such easy for a lot of economically disenfranchised black people to purchase and consume. Think that was the case for how watermelon and grape soda picked up that association at least.
Most of the foods associated to blacks/"soul food" are things that Southern poor whites, and rich whites to some extent, also ate (cornbread, collard greens, etc.). I've seen older members of my Southern poor white extended family eat stereotypically "black" foods as comfort food all the time. There's nothing uniquely black about ham hocks and neckbones, and there's really no pride to be had in eating them, but blacks have little else to take pride in.
I've usually drained the juices from fresh packaged meats and patted them down before I start cooking with them, but never made a point to run water over them and especially not to use soap or bleach. There's a fine line between making sure meat is dry to improve its cooking and engaging in pointless acts of cleaning, and niggers are definitely on the spectrum of performative cleanliness. Clearly this expands into other acts of hygiene as well, if they posture about how they wash multiple times a day and claim other people are filthy apes that don't know how to bathe. Where did the claim that Whites don't wash their legs and ass even come from, because it doesn't seem like blacks wash those particularly well?
The black mindset in the West seems to begin and end purely with spite. They see whitey do X, Y, and Z and want to prove they can do X, Y, and Z just as good as whitey without understanding why whitey does X, Y, and Z, so their actions devolve into a performative parody of whatever X, Y, and Z actually are. They see white people put salt on their food, so they douse their food in hot sauce and then complain about how whitey don't be seasonin they food. They see white people practice proper food hygiene, so they wash their chicken with bleach and then complain about how whitey beez nasty an sheit. They see white people disciplining their children for misbehaving, so they beat their own kids half to death for crying too loud. They see white people practicing hospitality, so they show up uninvited at whitey's house and demand to be fed. And so on.

This also explains their tendency to brag about certain things, such as cleaning yourself and taking care of your children, that are second nature to civilized human beings. And it also explains why they are obsessed with graduating from college, even if it's a useless degree from a failing HBCU that makes them even more broke than if they chose not to go. Their entire ethnic identity is resentment. They want to show off how they're more civilized than whitey, even if doing that does nothing but make them look like retarded niggers.
 
This thread is a revelation. I only now get why Amberlynn Reid's black ex girlfriend was putting fruits in the sink and dousing them with dish soap so she could scrub them with her man hands. I guess they do that shit to all their food. Damn, you know you're a retard when a known low IQ cow tells you you're doing dumb shit.
 
I would recommend anyone coming to London visit one of the Indian restaurants in Brick Lane in Aldgate, E1, and order a chicken Phall.
That's super bland because pajeet pipo doan season dey food, so make sure to order it extra hot.
Shaniqua would have her heart attack 30 years early if she ever figured out who invented frying chicken.
At least for the modern "Southern" style, the Scots. People have been frying chicken since at least the Mongolians, though, just not what we currently call "fried chicken."
 
I know for certain that he is incapable of appreciating the taste of a simple lamb shank. It was clearly prepared with a great deal of skill, infused with rosemary and thyme and other things he dismissed as "aromatics", and so tender it was almost falling off the bone. He poured fucking hot sauce on it.
I almost wonder if he's trolling me at this point.

what, you wouldn't fuck with someone via hot sauce if they recite their little love letters to ham lamb and rosemary around you?
 
Video 1 - Smoke alarm chirps at 0:58 and 1:37
Video 2 - copious lip smacking

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Yes, I know, disregard the source, I wouldn't usually recommend a lotus Eaters vid, but I thought this was an interesting, disgusting black/brown people food video, involving Indians being trolled by Africans and Chinese about their food. I didn't know any of this feud stuff, it's hilarious, and hypocrisy all around.
I thought it kinda deserved a place here. Anyone else witnessed this stuff?

 
Re: the sperging about whitey not feedin' his gests n shiiiiiieeeeeeetttt.

When I was growing up in WASP America, it was considered polite to offer someone a snack i.e. a piece of fruit, some vegetables or some crackers and cheese. Meals, however, were strictly family events. Dinnertime in particular is when we discussed family matters like what we could afford over the next few weeks, what we needed to cut back on, how we were doing in school and of we needed help with something, etc. Between that and largely having the cheapest option for food (pork and potatoes, stews, chicken with dumplings) it was a private affair meant for family members of the household. Back in the day, if there was a person hiring a room in your house, they were welcome to some of the food, but not to the discussions being had.

In my head it is unimaginable that one of your guests should be entitled to a place at your dinner table by virtue of being invited to visit for the afternoon. Then again, this comes from a house where guests were supposed to stay in the more "public" areas of the house (sitting room, office, parlor, and maybe the dining room) and keep their shoes on so that they leave in a timely manner when asked to do so. Thus it is a bit baffling to me that there would be a cultural expectation of being included in family only events just for being a friend/friendly acquaintance.
as someome who lived in America for a while, that was definitely NOT my experience. maybe it's because I lived in the south? Idk. I got fed something usually. In China I was more fed than anywhere else, and last time I was there, I definitely gained weight from being fed so much. Nobody leaves my house hungry either. WASP Americans and Europeans lack empathy. How can Americans be so fat yet not feed each other
 
as someome who lived in America for a while, that was definitely NOT my experience. maybe it's because I lived in the south? Idk. I got fed something usually. In China I was more fed than anywhere else, and last time I was there, I definitely gained weight from being fed so much. Nobody leaves my house hungry either. WASP Americans and Europeans lack empathy. How can Americans be so fat yet not feed each other
In my part of the USA, if you're invited over as a guest, it's just assumed that either 1) you're going to have a place at the dinner table or 2) we're all going out for dinner and you're coming along. Now, you can choose to decline an offer, but 99% of the times I've been invited over to someone else's home, I've been offered food.
 
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All this dinner etiquette talk, I want to know how many families actually have sit down dinners in le current year that are ate around the same time every day, especially home cooked dinners. I imagine that pool gets smaller and smaller.

Anyone else witnessed this stuff?
On Facebook, Indians will get really butthurt over people trashing on their street food videos. You know it's bad when even the politically correct "what a fascinating culture" type people are revolted by your food practices.
 
Yes, I know, disregard the source, I wouldn't usually recommend a lotus Eaters vid, but I thought this was an interesting, disgusting black/brown people food video, involving Indians being trolled by Africans and Chinese about their food. I didn't know any of this feud stuff, it's hilarious, and hypocrisy all around.
I thought it kinda deserved a place here. Anyone else witnessed this stuff?

who are these people? the name made me think it's a podcast dedicated to weird food which would be a great fucking rec for me, but they seem to do anything from current events and politics to general faff i don't care about...

ARE there any podcasts where people just look at weird food? turns out it's the kinda niche only a few would be interested in, and i'm one of those fewv
 
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ARE there any podcasts where people just look at weird food? turns out it's the kinda niche only a few would be interested in, and i'm one of those fewv
Maybe not precisely what you're looking for but there's a Youtuber named Fruit Explorer who hunts down weird edible fruit/vegetables/nuts who's alright
 
I’ve always wondered about the fried chicken-slavery claim. Chicken isn’t normally a particularly cheap meat in a homestead setting, you’d eat the spare roosters and the older layers. But older chicken is pretty stringy too modern palates, not good for frying. And chicken would be valuable for eggs, it wasn’t the cheap meat the way it is today.

And fat wasn’t as easy to come by. Presumably they fried in lard, so that means hogs, were they allowed to keep hogs?

So basically it seems to me more likely that fried chicken in a southern slavery context would have been a special meal you’d have rarely, never a staple. I’ve always wondered because people talk about magical black slave foodways and say things that seem very dubious, like the food equivalent of “they stuffed pillows with us!!!”

(I’m having a bad deja vu feeling, so sorry if I’ve sperged about this already.)
I mean considering they ate turkey neck and literal pig intestines (chitterlings) I think this is just a modern day woke way of trying to paint the slaves in some advanced magical wholesome light. bc the reality of them eating boiled intestines everyday isn’t very empowering lol
 
Hygiene One-Upsmanship
Blacks have a musk. They don't like it being mentioned.
2) we're all going out for dinner and you're coming along.
This used to fill me with so much fucking anxiety. I grew up poor, and when friends would invite me to dinner, I'd be terrified they'd ask me to cover it.
Most didn't, it was more a pay your own situation, which is fine. If I'd done work for them, they tended to cover the meal, which was appreciated. The last set, who would drop a "You've got this right" can burn in fucking hell. They did it every time, and it often meant I would go hungry because I'm subsidizing some shitheads lunch. Never got the scrimps treatment, because I don't associate with those folk.

RE: black owned businesses
In my area, shops will check every single minority google box. It's comical.

As to Chicken Tika Misala, I love that Indians hate making it. I watched a whole video where they beg you to order something else, or they will close shop.

Customers ignored the plea and ordered Chicken Tika.

The customer is right, they don't want whatever bullshit you're peddling, they want Chicken Tika!

Found it! Warning: Annoying fucking twink host.
 
I don't really care for rice much, but the twink articulates it brilliantly. "Too hot" was a common whine in my family whenever we wanted to eat something new. I have trouble avoiding culinary ruts, and only recently found out I prefer a cheeseburger at in-n-out to a double double. Younger me would be disgusted.

I don't know if it's autism, but I've always hated when people call spicy "hot". It's not fucking hot, its capsaicin, YOU FUCKING CRETIN SHITS I AM FORCED TO FEED.

One of the ways I snuck butter chicken into the family rotation was simply not calling it butter chicken. The mouth breathing dickshits in my family would never even try "Butter chicken" because that's just chicken with butter on it.

So instead, it's "Red chicken stroganoff". And that flies past the radar just fine.

Tonight, I made chicken enchiladas, and realized that's pretty fucking close to a "chicken stroganoff" as well, what with the sauce, sour cream, and chicken. You just swap out the egg noodles for baked tortillas. (I don't do the frying step because no one in my family needs fried food.)

Still caught a complaint. I used Monterrey Jack, which is not unusual when I make chicken enchiladas. The angry response? "This isn't cheddar! It doesn't have cheddar flavor!"
God stay my hand from the violence in my heart.

Huh, just realized some of my Jack Scalfani hate is internalized.

Dead Grandma gladly attended "taco night" until the second Bush administration where she suddenly realized tacos are Mexican food and it became "too spicy" instantly.

Bitch ate her taco with ground beef, shredded lettuce, shreddy cheese, and maybe some diced tomato if she was feeling daring. NOTHING IN THAT IS SPICY.
 
A hamburger (not something know to be full of spices), and Indian food, which is well spiced however her complaint is things aren’t deep fried enough for her liking. Curry, what most people are referring to when talking about Indian food, is most certainly not deep fried and very little Indian food is, plus the process of deep frying isn’t what “seasons” food. These people bang on and on about spices when clearly what they like most is fatty slop - says it all that one of the few British foods they give a pass to is fish and chips, which isn’t seasoned very much but does consist of deep fried fish and potatoes.

To be fair, fat is a strong flavor contributor to food. Not a spice of course, but still, if you drop something in fat and fry it up, it will definitely gain some flavor in the process.
 
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