[9-14-16] BREAKING: ASS PATS AT CRITICAL LEVELS - 3 likes total

Content warnings are dumb enough but the worst thing is that in that middle Facebook post, his sentence about the content warning is actually longer than the content he was warning about. At this point he's just got used to saying it and thinks it makes him look considerate but of course it doesn't.

I think people are right, in that Phil constantly threatening suicide has put anyone off who would have tried to help him in the past. You don't have to be a genius to see that he cries suicide for sympathy, attention and nothing else. Besides, it's hard to buy someone as depressed when they upload videos of them sitting and smoking with this smug wannabe tough guy look on their face while bragging about how cool they are.
 
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Dain Bramage said:
Nurse: "Doctor! We have a patient who's wanting to commit suicide!"

Dr. "Quick! Get me two size D silicone breast implants and prep the patient for surgery. STAT!"
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Nurse: "Doctor! We have a patient who's wanting to commit suicide!"

Dr: "Dammit nurse were was your content warning. Im too triggered to be of any use"
 
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I do think it's very telling that he's been making videos lately, I've seen more videos of him the past week then I've seen in the 2 years I've been on this site. I think in his mind we won't be able to help ourselves and will go public again if he does it. To me hooves is like chris's evil twin brother.
 
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Man, part of me starts feeling slightly sympathetic to this clown but then I remember how he fucked over @EyeWasATeenageMallgoth when she opened her home to him out of the goodness of her heart and I just get pissed off again. :mad:
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Sympathy for phil is understandable but rare but i have some "empathy" for him.
As awful as he is hes still basically autistic as fuck and a lot of his issues may have been programmed into him.
Maybe if hes mother hadnt tried to convince him he was abused during her divorce from angelo, maybe if dusty never trained him like a dog, maybe if Maria hadnt sexually fucked him up, maybe if he never met Jordan and co he would.....not be as awful.
On rare occasions you get what phil calls the "hurtful truth" stage when hes actually aware how terrible hes been and the lies hes told and for a brief window hes open to getting help.
Then some asspatter like Langley or Winnie tells him how awesome he is an hes back to normal.
 
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Obviously not seeing us post is driving him insane. I say that if Phil gets a kiwi tattoo on his forehead, we publicize this forum again. I think that's a good compromise. A tattoo on his still existent balls should get him a new bicycle.
 
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My question to more learned Phil followers, how far will phil go for attention eg do you see him doing something drastic like causing a scene at a trump rally or something that spastic or more of this. And does phil have it in him to actually an hero?
 
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My question to more learned Phil followers, how far will phil go for attention eg do you see him doing something drastic like causing a scene at a trump rally or something that spastic or more of this. And does phil have it in him to actually an hero?
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Anything with a crowd and a low chance of getting arrested then yes.
He attends a bunch of anti Israel rallys so hes a regular at making public disturbances so long as the crowds large as to reduce risk of being singled out by police.
For the right cause i think he could be willing to take the hit for credibility.
 
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MMX said:
Anything with a crowd and a low chance of getting arrested then yes.
He attends a bunch of anti isreal rallys so hes a regular at making public disturbances so long as the crowds large as to reduce risk of being singled out by police.
For the right cause i think he could be willing to take the hit for credibility.
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Lovely, hate the only country in the middle east that even tolerates his kind while defending those that would throw him off a building.
 
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Darndirty said:
Lovely, hate the only country in the middle east that even tolerates his kind while defending those that would throw him off a building.
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I've never understood why far-Left moonbats like Phil hate Israel so much. They're supposed to be tolerant of the oppressed, right? I would challenge anyone to find a race of people who have been as oppressed throughout history as the Jewish people. They've been enslaved, exploited, displaced from their homeland, and been subject to genocide. I think they've earned their own country. The Arabs and other Middle Eastern people have plenty of land they can live in. The Jews only have Israel. So much for the tolerance of the Left. And fuck Phil for being a disgusting anti-Semitic shit stain.
 
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