Chris goes to Animate! Raleigh convention

[Spergichu]

It wasn't bad enough that Disney had to ruin Star Wars, now Chris is in on it too.

 

[King Metalia]

Chris is the new Star Wars kid
(for those who don't know, Star Wars Kid was an early lolcow from 2003 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Kid )

Well he's got the moves to be the new Star Wars kid. Just look at his dancing in his Parappa the Rapper contest entry.

 

[King Kiwi]

It wasn't bad enough that Disney had to ruin Star Wars, now Chris is in on it too.

I've always found it amazing that Chris has no real interest in Disney at all as far as the animated movies go. No Lion King headcanons or errant crushes on Disney princes. Missed opportunities, all of them. Chris would have been about the right age to like Disney when it was coming back into prominence in the early '90s.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I've always found it amazing that Chris has no real interest in Disney at all as far as the animated movies go. No Lion King headcanons or errant crushes on Disney princes. Missed opportunities, all of them. Chris would have been about the right age to like Disney when it was coming back into prominence in the early '90s.

Yea that an interesting point, I wonder if Bob an Barb intentionally kept it away from him as they thought it was too girly, and the cost of the toys being expensive (even then) where massive.

I mean I can remember the cost of some of the Jurassic Park toys in the same era and that was way cheaper, he seems to be missing that Franchise as well.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

How is it nobody has ever gotten a good picture of the girl hanging out with chris?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Yea that an interesting point, I wonder if Bob an Barb intentionally kept it away from him as they thought it was too girly, and the cost of the toys being expensive (even then) where massive.

I mean I can remember the cost of some of the Jurassic Park toys in the same era and that was way cheaper, he seems to be missing that Franchise as well.

He did have some Disney movies on VHS that he believed were worth thousands of dollars due to some weird Disney movie thing where they didn't make a lot, or people thought they didn't, or something. He had some auctions with ridiculous prices, then they disappeared and Chris never talked about them again.

Though given Chris, he might think they're "children's cartoons", where the wise, all knowing Christine Chandler only watches smart cartoons, like Rick and Morty.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He did have some Disney movies on VHS that he believed were worth thousands of dollars due to some weird Disney movie thing where they didn't make a lot, or people thought they didn't, or something. He had some auctions with ridiculous prices, then they disappeared and Chris never talked about them again.

Though given Chris, he might think they're "children's cartoons", where the wise, all knowing Christine Chandler only watches smart cartoons, like Rick and Morty.

You see I know he did that tapes thing but I really wonder if he picked them up on the cheap years later, he always incorporates some element of anything he's ever watched into his Art - there is no Disney References at all No Pokihontis Cherokiean, No magic Carpets with a mind of it's own, No Genie showing up to be schooled by Magi Chan, No Snow White, it's almost totally absent from his Comic or even one shots, I mean nothing at all, but there is Anime, American Rabbit, Mario, Obscure knock off's aplenty but nothing from Mauschwitz.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I forgot how cringe his q&a questions are.

Read the rules next time retard

 

[LadiosSopp]

Star Wars is likely his girlfriend's interest and I'm assuming that's her favorite character.

Just like Yugioh and Sailor Moon with Megan. This is gonna be a pretty funny dose of history repeating itself if that is why he's picked up Star Wars out of the blue and she's only assigned to be a tard wrangler.

How is it nobody has ever gotten a good picture of the girl hanging out with chris?

As others have noted in the thread and elsewhere since she's popped up, it's extremely likely Chris brought up the Farms to her and as a precaution she's trying to utilize at least some minimal opsec. Give it time and Chris will let some important piece of info slip that will have everything come crashing down around her simply because she was in his orbit.

 

[Snakebottom]

Incredible how some people have to kidnap a woman as a slave for 5 years to be featured and all Chris has to do is ask a question at a panel haha!

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Just on the Disney thing again -

There is no dedicated Disney page, but there is for prety much everything else He's referenced.

The earliest Disney reference I've found is from this

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Anti_Troll_Movement_Video1 that's from 2010 and it's a comment by the contributor / editor and is likely an artifact from the original meme he's ripped off being commented on or Chris getting the cadence wrong / vaguely imitating the song by Angela Landsbry, that was copied a lot in other media.

 

[Ammyterasu]

He did have some Disney movies on VHS that he believed were worth thousands of dollars due to some weird Disney movie thing where they didn't make a lot, or people thought they didn't, or something. He had some auctions with ridiculous prices, then they disappeared and Chris never talked about them again.

Though given Chris, he might think they're "children's cartoons", where the wise, all knowing Christine Chandler only watches smart cartoons, like Rick and Morty.

Oh yeah, those VHS with the white or black (can't remember) diamond symbol. Urban legend says that collectors would be willing to pay thousands of dollars for them - and sometimes I still see Ebay listings asking for such fabled sums - but as far as I know no one is buying them.

All because Disney was incredibly scummy and would only make its movies avaiable on VHS for a limited period of time before "locking them up in their vault again", and some people got convinced that some of these releases were more valuable than others.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Ffs he couldn't even be bothered to put any effort into painting his face orange or anything to be Ahsoka. Looks like he murdered her and scalped her montrals + lekku (the headdress thing) off her head to wear them as some kind of trophy.
Side note tho, why the fuck Ahsoka? Like what made him chose Ahsoka, out of all the star wars characters he could've chosen (like Jabba the hut, which would probably be more suited to his "goddess beauty")

He was already a fan of the clone wars cartoon and owned several Lego sets from it back in the day. Ahsoka is also being pushed super hard by Disney right now and Chris is extremely susceptible to advertising

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I've always found it amazing that Chris has no real interest in Disney at all as far as the animated movies go. No Lion King headcanons or errant crushes on Disney princes. Missed opportunities, all of them. Chris would have been about the right age to like Disney when it was coming back into prominence in the early '90s.

Yea that an interesting point, I wonder if Bob an Barb intentionally kept it away from him as they thought it was too girly, and the cost of the toys being expensive (even then) where massive.

I mean I can remember the cost of some of the Jurassic Park toys in the same era and that was way cheaper, he seems to be missing that Franchise as well.

I have never seen a single dude express any interest in Disney growing up. Maybe zoomers and gen alpha "males", but none in my generation

 

[Solaire]

You can't stop him, he's too powerful. Just ask GameStop how blacklisting Chris worked out.

GameStop is bloody unfair!

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

All because Disney was incredibly scummy and would only make its movies avaiable on VHS for a limited period of time before "locking them up in their vault again", and some people got convinced that some of these releases were more valuable than others.

Oddly I've seen more of them in the UK market looking them up, from what I have been told they where mostly intended to be sold in certain markets like American bases off shore or in shared locations that the locals had access too think like USAF bases in the UK or places with Islands that the UK an US run supplies to like tiny island chains and because a lot of the time back then it was harder to get those tapes if you had someone on base like a typist in Surry who was a local hire who could shop at the on base commissary would buy you a Vhs of an American film apparently they where slightly different cuts too and included changed or deleted sceens, or where more rough in covers etc but to get them produced an shipped they where released earlier, and often sold off before hitting the boats as low utility cargo so ended up in cheaper markets or stores.

We had a few in my house growing up because my dad spent a lot of time on various UK - USA projects at the time and often got to shop in the US Commissary on the base his work was happening in.

I have never seen a single dude express any interest in Disney growing up. Maybe zoomers and gen alpha "males", but none in my generation

Yea but Chris wasn't a normal kid and it was heavily marketed during the sort of shows he was watching and He is incredibly susceptible to marketing so how he missed it is a puzzler.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

The one time TikTok has come in a clutch.

But I want you to notice something very important.

She has the VIP lanyard. Sadly, you can't identify her via this, because her name isn't written on there...
This also means Chris has spent $550 on the tickets alone.
This was a day ago.

 

[King Metalia]

He didn't *just* finger bang her. There was forced full on penetration with unconscentchual clit liking and probably Chris ramming his tongue down Barb's throat. I don't understand how anyone could willingly want to be in this man's vicinity, especially a woman. Like WTF.

You forget Chris doesn't give woman a choice of how close he gets to them. Just ask Megan.

It's probably because they know he is retarded and retarded people don't get blamed for doing retarded shit.

If someone threw the book at him and didn't back down like Micheal Snyder should have ol''' Chris would have actually faced consequences.

 

[Mary Jane]

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[Ammyterasu]

The one time TikTok has come in a clutch.
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But I want you to notice something very important.
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She has the VIP lanyard. Sadly, you can't identify her via this, because her name isn't written on there...
This also means Chris has spent $550 on the tickets alone.

Man, she's super covered up. Face mask, very long sleeves, sunglasses... Cabbage is the new cousin Itt.