Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Mundane Ralph]

Thanks for the timely upload, Jack

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Love the really meaty cough at 5:08 when Jack thinks the camera is off.

 

[p1138]

It's amazing how much time he spends talking about all this app and alexa shit for a fucking air fryer... voice control for your air fryer? Why?

He takes each piece of chicken out of the pan they're already in... just season the fucking chicken in the pan, flip it and hit the other side. There's no need to have dirtied up another plate because he wants to pretend like he's breading it.

A "whole batch" of greenbeans? What the fuck is "a whole batch"? If you want some green beans, just make the amount that you think is going to be eaten. The reality is, it's vegetables and he didn't want to cook all of the vegetables because he doesn't want them. Then he's got the green beans piled up 4 inches high?

The app fully controls your app

Then once he's setting the machine, he doesn't show the app. But he showed the app EULA screen?

HOLY FUCK THAT COUGH/GAG/SNORT at 5:08 "did you turn off the camera?" Tammy tells him it's still going. Could just, I don't know... edit it?

It liderully cooked the chicken and greenbeans, The damn oven he already has could have cooked this.

I also like how on his stupid stream he claimed he researched the carnivore diet for 7 years... watching his brother on it. If it was such a great idea, why the fuck not do it 6 years ago?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Lmao is anyone watching the livestream right now?

The stream was lit.
He was very angy. I loved it. So much fun!

 

[atoi]

voice control for your air fryer? Why?

I bought a new Samsung oven and it had the WiFi/Alexa features and I didn't get it at first either. I also have Alexa in my car. Then one night driving back home from the bar and I was hungry af and remembered I had a pizza in the freezer and said "Alexa preheat the oven to 450" and it was already preheated by the time I got home. Probably a fire hazard and I still haven't thought of a second reason for it, but that pizza was damn good.

Also, last time I checked green beans aren't carnivore. Did fatty record this last year?

 

[Fortnite Bear]

I bet he's going to stop doing the livestreams soon. You can tell he hates his chat and the members-only mode isn't doing a good job filtering the troll questions out. His New Year's resolution is to become the most combative boomer on the Internet.


Also that OnlyGains shirt fucking sucks and he should burn it. I can't imagine what Mini-Tammy thinks of him lumbering around the house wearing that.

 

[James done did it]

Jack opening by mocking people with a stupid voice made me grateful for everything I have.
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I literally cannot stop fucking laughing at this clip. This is art. This is the peak and it will all be downhill from this six second clip.

 

[AnOminous]

Also that OnlyGains shirt fucking sucks and he should burn it. I can't imagine what Mini-Tammy thinks of him lumbering around the house wearing that.

That probable pederast is going to be bowling ball shaped like Jack in ten years or less. He's already well on his way.

I literally cannot stop fucking laughing at this clip. This is art. This is the peak and it will all be downhill from this six second clip.

If he survives his next stroke all he'll be able to do is gargle incoherently like that because the brain damage will finally take out his speech center. Gurgling With Jack while he sucks baby food through a straw, held up to his fat face by Hammy because he won't have a single functioning limb left.

 

[Marc]

I also like how on his stupid stream he claimed he researched the carnivore diet for 7 years... watching his brother on it. If it was such a great idea, why the fuck not do it 6 years ago?

Or even six strokes ago.

What makes us certain that that off-camera wet snort/cough at 5:08 came out of his mouth?

 

[topshrek]

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Isn't Jack Jr supposed to only be 23-24ish year old? He already looks like he could be in his late-30s/early 40s. I know being overweight can prematurely age you but shit. Between the potbelly, flabby arms and beard strategically grown to cover up a double chin, he's well on his way to taking Jack's mobility scooter throne once the old man finally kicks the bucket from a carnivore-related stroke

 

[James done did it]

Isn't Jack Jr supposed to only be 23-24ish year old? He already looks like he could be in his late-30s/early 40s. I know being overweight can prematurely age you but shit. Between the potbelly, flabby arms and beard strategically grown to cover up a double chin, he's well on his way to taking Jack's mobility scooter throne once the old man finally kicks the bucket from a carnivore-related stroke

Seeing as Jack said the chicken breast pizza crust was Jr's idea I think, hope and pray we will have Cooking With Jack Jr. Given his history of terrible career choices it seems reasonable for him to follow in his dad's footsteps in having a shitty cooking show that only gets hate views.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Gurgling With Jack while he sucks baby food through a straw, held up to his fat face by Hammy because he won't have a single functioning limb left.

Disagree but I still love you.

Straws can be unsafe in dysphagia because of how the straw very quickly propels liquids into the back of the mouth. Even thickened, that tide of liquid can overwhelm and cause aspiration.

The guideline used to be no straws with dysphagia ever, but in recent years that's relaxed into checking it with the rest of their dysphagia evaluation and making a determination per patient.

Talking or being distracted while eating is right out; as Jack gradually loses his swallow, he's doing the equivalent of texting while driving.

 

[Tiresome]

Seeing as Jack said the chicken breast pizza crust was Jr's idea I think, hope and pray we will have Cooking With Jack Jr. Given his history of terrible career choices it seems reasonable for him to follow in his dad's footsteps in having a shitty cooking show that only gets hate views.

Jack Jr. has absolutely zero charisma, not even the necrotic charisma of Jack Mark I, and his entire life has radiated unwillingness to be on his retard dad's show. He wants to sit in front of his vidya, camera off and call his friends excited white boy slurs.

 

[AnOminous]

Straws can be unsafe in dysphagia because of how the straw very quickly propels liquids into the back of the mouth. Even thickened, that tide of liquid can overwhelm and cause aspiration.

I didn't know that, but I'm still not seeing the minus here.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That probable pederast is going to be bowling ball shaped like Jack in ten years or less. He's already well on his way.

He looks like Vito.

 

[AnOminous]

He looks like Vito.

There's a certain physiognomy isn't there?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

There's a certain physiognomy isn't there?

Probably. It's my first time seeing Junior and I clocked him for Vito. Only difference is that he's not Dick's punching bag, but his dad's.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I couldn’t get past that retard doing his vocal impression of his critics, then saying “I’m using google as my doctor” unironically.

 

[Pig Cups]

Are the live chats being archived in this thread? Only seeing the odd clip here and there…

 

[AnOminous]

I couldn’t get past that retard doing his vocal impression of his critics, then saying “I’m using google as my doctor” unironically.

Meanwhile he's a stroked-out faggot you can tell has massive brain damage just looking at his utterly retarded shit-eating expressions.