Crime Nude man nabbed by police after ‘cannonball’ plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama - The 42-year-old Alabama man did a “cannonball” leap into the aquarium and then stood under a waterfall.

LEEDS, Alabama (AP) — A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said.

The ordeal happened Thursday night in front of shocked shoppers in the town just outside Birmingham, Leeds Police Chief Paul Irwin said.

The 42-year-old Alabama man did a “cannonball” leap into the aquarium and then stood under a waterfall. He left the water to yell at two officers, then dove back into the aquarium, police said.

The man eventually climbed over the side of the aquarium and fell to the concrete floor below. Police then apprehended him, the news site Al.com reported.

He faces several charges including public lewdness, disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.

The man was in the water for about five minutes before officers arrived, Irwin said.

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[RACISM]

LEEDS, Alabama (AP) — A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said

The only way this could have possibly been better is if he screamed "NIGGERS!" while he was doing this.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The only way this could have possibly been better is if he screamed "NIGGERS!" while he was doing this.

Considering this happened at a fishing store in Alabama, that wouldn't be out of the ordinary there.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

The jury should judge the man innocent or guilty solely on the basis of how big cannonball splash was.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

He faces several charges including public lewdness, disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.

If one of the omitted charges is not some form of intoxication I will be surprised.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Fucking police found my spirit animal before I could.

 

[Vesperus]

Hands up anyone who hasn't wanted to do a cannonball in a Bass Pro pool.

And if you're not holding your hands up, you're a lying bastard.

My nigga lived his best life.

 

[Pignat]

Anyone of any significant spirituality thought about doing the same thing, this guy just couldn't quiet his intrusive thoughts.

 

[batterybee]

Here is the video:
While finding this I found lots of older videos of people jumping into these aquariums, it seems like its a trend.

 

[teriyakiburns]

It's Troy McClure!

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

atleast wear a swim truck so you dont expose yourself pervert.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Here is the video:
While finding this I found lots of older videos of people jumping into these aquariums, it seems like its a trend.
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Lucky then these aquarium tanks aren't full of piranhas althought dolphins can be dangerous as well, just ask Hank Hill.

It's Troy McClure!

That remind me of that clip from "Dark Simpsons".

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm surprised they made an article about this. This has happened many times before, but the SOP is to keep it out of the media as much as possible to avoid copycats. These aquariums are a pretty cool thing about these shops, it'd be a shame to see them go away because some dumbfuck decides to make this a TikTok challenge.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Here is the video:
While finding this I found lots of older videos of people jumping into these aquariums, it seems like its a trend.
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This is a man who, for five minutes, was living out his intrusive thoughts.

 

[Troonos]

Become ungovernable.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

Why would you do this when you have a baby dick. Honestly we sure this wasn't a pooner with a macro clit ?

Spoiler: Tiny penis

 

[frozen_runner]

Why would you do this when you have a baby dick. Honestly we sure this wasn't a pooner with a macro clit ?

Spoiler: Tiny penis

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[CapricornusRex]

Why would you do this when you have a baby dick. Honestly we sure this wasn't a pooner with a macro clit ?

Spoiler: Tiny penis

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Why're you hatin on his todger like that? It's WINTER and it might not be the warmest in a gigantic warehouse containing an enormous, temperature controlled aquarium full of temperature sensitive fish. His fella probably shrunk up from the cold water, the cold air, and above all else, the butterflies in his stomach for what he's about to do.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Why would you do this when you have a baby dick. Honestly we sure this wasn't a pooner with a macro clit ?

Spoiler: Tiny penis

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I WAS IN THE POOL!

 

[The Early 2000s]

Why would you do this when you have a baby dick. Honestly we sure this wasn't a pooner with a macro clit ?

Dude has an innie